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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats the best way to get myself a nice, smooth bald arse?
Its not the hairest arse in the world by any means but hairy enough in that it can sometimes tickle my nuts if i am travelling by 4x4 over cross country.
I have tried
Shaving - various razers used and also a large kitchen devil.
Aerosol flame thrower - Lynx Africa of course and tweezers!! (When using tweezers always crush up some paracetamol and ibuprofen and mix with olive oil and then rub vigorously into the target area,in this case my buttocks and anus. I didnt want to use veet incase i accidently mistook it for hair gel when d*unk and whilst getting ready for a hot date, i would then be accused of not looking like my profile pic and most woman just wouldnt be willing to understand!! And i know thats a total no no for online meetups. Here to mske friends not enemies, know what a mean.
So before i try any other method i thought i would open things up to the people that know (and not my arse!) - mainly you lovely baldy arsed fabbers ( i have unfortunately seen a few exceptions  (and they were of woman!!) you prob know who you are so please listen intently to the answers given in this post.
Anyway i must shoot i am writing this whilst sitting on the toilet and both of my fukin feet have now went completely numb. I will have to crawl into the shower.
Enjoy ure Friday you fab people and may you all have a delightful rimming weekend.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After asking for advice on here a few months back we bought removal cream, razors and wax strips... think I was a bit macho a decided to do the Gooch with the wax straps, didn't heat them up enough and ended up sticking my arse cheeks together. two hours later in the bath arse cheeks still stuck together... moral of the story don't wax and don't feel the need to show off in font of the Mrs of 17 years.  |
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"After asking for advice on here a few months back we bought removal cream, razors and wax strips... think I was a bit macho a decided to do the Gooch with the wax straps, didn't heat them up enough and ended up sticking my arse cheeks together. two hours later in the bath arse cheeks still stuck together... moral of the story don't wax and don't feel the need to show off in font of the Mrs of 17 years. "
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Have you tried sandpaper?
A medium grade works best, especially when mounted on a Black and Decker orbital sander.
Completely hair free guaranteed and you should heal up enough to sit down again on a soft pillow after about 3 to 4 weeks.
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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 brilliant.
Hope you made it to the shower and aren't collapsed in a heap on the bathroom floor with those hurty pins and needles you get after numb legs.
I prefer guys to be trimmed not fully baldy but if your going for it then waxing is best |
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Olive oil or any other oil should get rid of leftover wax. 