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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok doc tell me the bad news lol  "
I actually like yours too!! Pics fantastic, very tasteful, just got to mark you down on your heading, Mr Articulate you need capitals! Apart from that, a jolly good read, well done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok doc tell me the bad news lol
I actually like yours too!! Pics fantastic, very tasteful, just got to mark you down on your heading, Mr Articulate you need capitals! Apart from that, a jolly good read, well done "
Thank you i shall amend it now xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, go on then..
I need to know where I'm going wrong.. "
God come on guys, I'm getting all the good ones!! Love yours, very funny!! Not sure about the picture, Marge Simpson never did it for me, or the one that looks like an Elastoplast has been ripped off. Apart from that cracking grammar and spelling 8/10 |
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"Advise away 
I actually love yours, nearly as good as mine, maybe some photos in gallery, tasteful not cock shots, 9/10 my dear good effort "
Thank you kind lady, a most unexpected diagnoses.
I had my tin hat ready x |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
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I am really interested in knowing your perception about mine. Could you take a look, please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could always use advice! "
Oh blimey I fell asleep reading yours!! So boring, you need to sell yourself. Get rid of the shower pics, and the cock shot, less is more lovely. Put some enthusiasm into it like you would a bloody good session |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blondie advice on mine "
Chill your beans, I'm a busy lady a perving. Is that a shower curtain in your pics?? Do people still have shower curtains?? Apart from that good looking guy, too many same photos. You're letting your looks sell you as your profile is very lack lustre, come on sell yourself!! It's like you couldn't be bothered 9/10 presentation 2/10 effort. Im sure your sexual performance would be better than that too, give it some umph Mister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blondie advice on mine
Chill your beans, I'm a busy lady a perving. Is that a shower curtain in your pics?? Do people still have shower curtains?? Apart from that good looking guy, too many same photos. You're letting your looks sell you as your profile is very lack lustre, come on sell yourself!! It's like you couldn't be bothered 9/10 presentation 2/10 effort. Im sure your sexual performance would be better than that too, give it some umph Mister "
fair point thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could always use advice!
Oh blimey I fell asleep reading yours!! So boring, you need to sell yourself. Get rid of the shower pics, and the cock shot, less is more lovely. Put some enthusiasm into it like you would a bloody good session "
Hard to sell yourself with very little self confidence/esteem 
Have taken your advice on board, however, tried to shake it up a bit, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here for the slaughter. I deserve it I know.
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Another gent who can't use capitals. Your heading won't grab anyone with little letters. Be bold and confident. Lovely classy pic. Another underselling yourself, give your profile some welly, if you're not enthusiastic in your write up will you be enthusiastic in the sack?? Sell yourself lovely, puff your chest out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up for a roasting  "
Bloody hell not sure I dare!! Think you need to give the other little chappy who had no confidence and self esteem some of yours, there's more testosterone in your profile for Everyman on fab.
I'm quite a confident women but even you scare me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could always use advice!
Oh blimey I fell asleep reading yours!! So boring, you need to sell yourself. Get rid of the shower pics, and the cock shot, less is more lovely. Put some enthusiasm into it like you would a bloody good session
Hard to sell yourself with very little self confidence/esteem
Have a word with Mr_emplarwarrior xx
Have taken your advice on board, however, tried to shake it up a bit, thank you. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here for the slaughter. I deserve it I know.
Another gent who can't use capitals. Your heading won't grab anyone with little letters. Be bold and confident. Lovely classy pic. Another underselling yourself, give your profile some welly, if you're not enthusiastic in your write up will you be enthusiastic in the sack?? Sell yourself lovely, puff your chest out "
I puffed out my chest. I put a capitol T.
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"I'm up for a roasting
Bloody hell not sure I dare!! Think you need to give the other little chappy who had no confidence and self esteem some of yours, there's more testosterone in your profile for Everyman on fab.
I'm quite a confident women but even you scare me!! "
Hmmmm, not sure thats the impression I was looking to put across, maybe a re-think needed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm up for a roasting
Bloody hell not sure I dare!! Think you need to give the other little chappy who had no confidence and self esteem some of yours, there's more testosterone in your profile for Everyman on fab.
I'm quite a confident women but even you scare me!!
Maybe more a softer approach comes over a little aggressive xx
Hmmmm, not sure thats the impression I was looking to put across, maybe a re-think needed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
I am really interested in knowing your perception about mine. Could you take a look, please?"
Think you could give guys lessons!! Tip top profile Mr Grey?? Who needs him. Love it! Classy pics, very articulate keep up the good work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then "
Monty00007? Not very sexy/ original!! You've got at least 8 cock pics just different angles, your profile has 1 line on?? Come on, if you put no effort in, why would anybody put effort in with you? Just looks like you can't be bothered. Come on 1/10 for effort. Must try harder indeed xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on, if you have a spare 5 mins you can do me  "
I'd spare more than 5 mins for you sexy lady!! Bloody brilliant profile, superb pics. Gorgeously naughty!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All this advice is very subjective remember and we won't all think the same way as the OP "
Miss Innocent it is all tongue in cheek and abit of banter, if you would like to join in and give your opinion too, so it's not all one sided, feel free xx |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Dear BlondeBombshell,
I've been on Fab for over a year now and, whilst I get quite a few people lookig at my profile, i get next to no mail or winks, and I have only had one play meet. I'm a polite and friendly gentleman so I'm baffled as to my lack of success.
Yours,
Frustrated Flirt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok I've never asked for profile advice before but since it's you! "
Oh Mr PB where shall I start with you?? How about stating on your profile where you are in the country and days you available you social butterfly?! . Amazing Pics another one wiping the floor with Mr Grey. Great profile. Keep up the excellent work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a while since I've been judged so, do your worst "
Apart from the Will I Am pic, bit cheesy, great profile, not sure what a karate suit has to do with swinging but hey ho, different strokes for different folks. Keep up the good work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always happy to receive advice from a lady...fire away doc "
Capitals on your title, be bold and brave. I thought your profile pic had a red nose on!! Apart from that maybe tidy the gentleman bush up. Good profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would gladly take some advice "
Oh bless you, just put can't accommodate and take out the I live with my parents! Passion killer. Get rid of shower pics and the shower curtain, they harbour bacteria!! No cock pics, less is more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I've never asked for profile advice before but since it's you!
Oh Mr PB where shall I start with you?? How about stating on your profile where you are in the country and days you available you social butterfly?! . Amazing Pics another one wiping the floor with Mr Grey. Great profile. Keep up the excellent work "
Noted. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would gladly take some advice
Oh bless you, just put can't accommodate and take out the I live with my parents! Passion killer. Get rid of shower pics and the shower curtain, they harbour bacteria!! No cock pics, less is more "
Thanks editing profile now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then...in for a penny in for a profile pounding!! "
We all love a pounding don't we?? . Your profile is top notch, get rid of the denim short pics apart from that fantastic, happy fabbing 9/10 cracking effort |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
"Go on, if you have a spare 5 mins you can do me
I'd spare more than 5 mins for you sexy lady!! Bloody brilliant profile, superb pics. Gorgeously naughty!! Xx
Ahhhh, my day is made "
I told you. Your pictures are inspiring... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is mine that bad.......
Is that y you skiped me  "
I didn't skip it, but bless you, you're dyslexic and good on for giving it a bloody good go!! It's written better than a lot on here xx |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
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Think you could give guys lessons!! Tip top profile Mr Grey?? Who needs him. Love it! Classy pics, very articulate keep up the good work "
Thank you. Coming from you, that is not a compliment. It is a honour...
Ps. Mr Christian Grey is just an apprentice. But quite a rich apprentice...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear BlondeBombshell,
I've been on Fab for over a year now and, whilst I get quite a few people lookig at my profile, i get next to no mail or winks, and I have only had one play meet. I'm a polite and friendly gentleman so I'm baffled as to my lack of success.
It's because you're married, but good on you for been honest which is always the best policy, as most are but don't state the fact. You have your reasons like we all have. Your profile needs some humour in it, abit of umph sell yourself lovely, get rid of the short pictures. Good luck xx
Yours,
Frustrated Flirt."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Think you could give guys lessons!! Tip top profile Mr Grey?? Who needs him. Love it! Classy pics, very articulate keep up the good work
Thank you. Coming from you, that is not a compliment. It is a honour...
With a chopper )))
Ps. Mr Christian Grey is just an apprentice. But quite a rich apprentice... "
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Dear BlondeBombshell,
I've been on Fab for over a year now and, whilst I get quite a few people lookig at my profile, i get next to no mail or winks, and I have only had one play meet. I'm a polite and friendly gentleman so I'm baffled as to my lack of success.
It's because you're married, but good on you for been honest which is always the best policy, as most are but don't state the fact. You have your reasons like we all have. Your profile needs some humour in it, abit of umph sell yourself lovely, get rid of the short pictures. Good luck xx
Yours,
Frustrated Flirt."
Great advice BlondeBombshell! Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile - you're a wonderful and beautiful person.
I'll give it a revamp with added chuckles and umph.
Have a Fab-tastic day xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hiya??????could please check mine and advice.. cos have been here for over three months no JOY..!!!??"
The sad truth on fab and I'm speaking as a general rule as not to piss a lot off, a lot is down to race, colour, religion, myself I am an inverted coconut and love finding out about others cultures and beliefs, not all are that open minded. Sorry lovely think that's the sad truth xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear BlondeBombshell,
I've been on Fab for over a year now and, whilst I get quite a few people lookig at my profile, i get next to no mail or winks, and I have only had one play meet. I'm a polite and friendly gentleman so I'm baffled as to my lack of success.
You're very welcome mwah xx
It's because you're married, but good on you for been honest which is always the best policy, as most are but don't state the fact. You have your reasons like we all have. Your profile needs some humour in it, abit of umph sell yourself lovely, get rid of the short pictures. Good luck xx
Yours,
Frustrated Flirt.
Great advice BlondeBombshell! Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile - you're a wonderful and beautiful person.
I'll give it a revamp with added chuckles and umph.
Have a Fab-tastic day xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it, Constructive criticism is always welcome
Scrummy yours is perfection ! Change nothing, funny and great pics 10/10 happy fabbing xx"
care to give mine the once over and give your criticism  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not meeting but i would be interested in your opinion on mine ya sexy minx"
Maybe an ickle trim in the man garden?? Get rid of the cock and sock pics, you're not meeting but if you do just put some umph into your profile it's a tad boring that's all. Some nice pics though lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My general advice would be if you have any legal notice on your profile, get rid of it.
It's pointless.
And always have at least one bum pic and one suit pic for me to perve on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not meeting but i would be interested in your opinion on mine ya sexy minx
Maybe an ickle trim in the man garden?? Get rid of the cock and sock pics, you're not meeting but if you do just put some umph into your profile it's a tad boring that's all. Some nice pics though lovely xx"
Ahhh the man garden,well when i was meeting the man garden would be lovely and trim |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Is mine that bad.......
Is that y you skiped me
I didn't skip it, but bless you, you're dyslexic and good on for giving it a bloody good go!! It's written better than a lot on here xx"
Thanks
Any tips as I've had no luck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My general advice would be if you have any legal notice on your profile, get rid of it.
It's pointless.
And always have at least one bum pic and one suit pic for me to perve on "
Definitely one bum pic and a suit pic gets me every time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
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Maybe start closer to home. I'd not offer to wash someone's windows if I couldn't see out my own.
Just saying.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get to point out the bad bits on yours too?
Of course, constructive criticism is always welcome xx
I'd love an honest view of my profile lol. "
Yours is perfect as you are, lovely classy sexy pics, great profile, absolutely gorgeous!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
Maybe start closer to home. I'd not offer to wash someone's windows if I couldn't see out my own.
Sorry if I've annoyed you it was just a spot of fun that's all to pass some time. I'm far from perfect I know my windows are smeared indeed. And lost of imperfections. And in the process I've offended anyone I apologise now. As I say it's all tongue in cheek xx
Just saying.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we get to point out the bad bits on yours too?
Of course, constructive criticism is always welcome xx
I'd love an honest view of my profile lol.
Yours is perfect as you are, lovely classy sexy pics, great profile, absolutely gorgeous!! Xx"
Lol thank you.. but u can tell me the truth... I've got my big girl knickers on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you forgot me? 
Same
Nothing wrong with yours at all, great profile, lovely pics, man with class, sells itself good luck and happy fabbing xx"
Thank you for taking the time to review it missus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm always open to being brought down a peg or two. "
Your under selling yourself, putting yourself down in your profile. Take the cock pics off. Leave something to the imagination. And be positive, sell your good points and make it funny xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for all participating hope I've not upset anyone it was just a spot of fun. Shutting it now, my finger is killing me!! Happy fabbing lovely lot xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, could I get some advice please? New to this sort of thing so haven't got a clue what to put. Thank you "
You need some public pics and an avatar pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey, could I get some advice please? New to this sort of thing so haven't got a clue what to put. Thank you
You need some public pics and an avatar pic."
Thank you, that would take away the privacy but I suppose that's part of it. Will try and get some good ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
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Yeah go in then
I got a message off a guy the other day saying my profile made me sound a demanding cunt and blocked me, I didn't think it was that bad, so see what you would change? |
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
Yeah go in then
I got a message off a guy the other day saying my profile made me sound a demanding cunt and blocked me, I didn't think it was that bad, so see what you would change?"
I think your profile sounds friendly and your expectations are very reasonable so it seems he was being unduly and unjustifiably bitter |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
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Yeah go in then
I got a message off a guy the other day saying my profile made me sound a demanding cunt and blocked me, I didn't think it was that bad, so see what you would change?"
Please, a behaviour like that shouldn't be taken it seriously. Do not doubt of your profile. Your friends's comments say it all... |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Always happy to receive advice from a lady...fire away doc
Capitals on your title, be bold and brave. I thought your profile pic had a red nose on!! Apart from that maybe tidy the gentleman bush up. Good profile "
you'll be pleased to know the "bush" was tided a few weeks ago.
red nose...haha, i see it now
thanks for the diagnosis doc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any advice on my profile would be greatly appreciated "
I really like your profile, my only negative would be there's no photo of your bum on there or any body pics and I don't think men should describe themselves as curvy either |
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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago
Southampton |
"Any advice on my profile would be greatly appreciated
I really like your profile, my only negative would be there's no photo of your bum on there or any body pics and I don't think men should describe themselves as curvy either "
Thank you for reviewing my profile.
I've changed to large, is that better? . I'll try take a body part pic for you that doesn't look terrible, but I'm not hold my breath |
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"Due to been off sick. I'm bored. So offering my services advising on profiles, straight talking advise, not for the faint hearted. Here to help
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Hope you're feeling better my lovely...if you've not had enough of this thread then happy to take feedback on our profile. Interested to know what advice you would offer..given you have met us |
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