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"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything! My most recent would be earlier today, a neighbour was having a skip delivered (guess where my old junk is going!), and the driver of the truck was waiting for a woman to pass with a pram first... only she was waiting for him to drop the skip first before passing. I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on. What the fuck??" Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips  | |||
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"Most things that I read about Trump, at the moment!"  good call  | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips "Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it"No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser  | |||
"Most things that I read about Trump, at the moment!" Same here. I'm filled with a sense of doom. More than i normally am anyway! | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser " the cheek of it! | |||
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"We're dooomed I say. We're all doooooomed "That's my daily mantra | |||
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"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx "Sorry | |||
"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything! My most recent would be earlier today, a neighbour was having a skip delivered (guess where my old junk is going!), and the driver of the truck was waiting for a woman to pass with a pram first... only she was waiting for him to drop the skip first before passing. I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on. What the fuck?? Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips "
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"17th of January, found out I'm being made redundant for the third time in a row. Wtf?" that really does suck!  | |||
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"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx
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"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx
Sorry "I accept your apology. But yours leaves me going phwoarrrrr. .... and moist, gorgeous xxxxx Suzi | |||
"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx
Sorry
it wasn't me ...
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"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx
Sorry
I accept your apology. But yours leaves me going phwoarrrrr. .... and moist, gorgeous xxxxx Suzi "Oohs err missus.  on that note I'm hadn't to bed......,,sweet dreams xx | |||
"Someone's profile and pics from a thread on here. I looked, WTF. ... no way would I go there, never, no...... I'm traumatised xxxxx
Sorry
it wasn't me ...
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.... WTF.... WTF no it wasn't you xxxxx Suzi "phew  xx
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"Mine was when my dog farted and scared himself so he fell of the sofa." | |||
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"I've been spending the day in the politics forum....says it all, really." Just been in there for 5 mins... The only thing clique about it was the shotguns being loaded... The Lunatics really have taken over the asylum ...
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread" Lol... then, God Almighty! followed by, Uh, life's too short. | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread" What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile. | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile. "People not speaking English in clubs | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs"In short: "Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham" | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham""
Donde esta la biblioteca? | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
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"a photo of someone's room on here...it was like they'd emptied a dustbin over the floor... well a couple of dustbins infact " It was the OP, getting ready for the neighbour's skip | |||
"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it"Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it.... They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day
If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it. | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....
They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day
If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."Well said | |||
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"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf "hahaha | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....
They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day
If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."When we hired a skip people took stuff out of it! | |||
"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf "I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently. | |||
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"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf
I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently. "Tut tut tut! Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team | |||
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Thank fook its wasted packaging | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes"What the fuck?? | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? ". I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit) Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help. " Yeah, I'd be interested to hear what it was... There's a big difference. If she outright called you fat, I'd be reporting her! | |||
"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end. Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious. . Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM" I know of this. They actually did an entire Album of them "murdering" well known classical pieces, all usually on a Disco beat, with a drum beat throughout. At the time they produced this, it was for charity and was in response for the genre of that time, by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra who brought out their series of albums titled "Hooked on Classics" a few of which reached No 1 in the Album Charts. Portsmouth Symphonia were actually professional musicians in their own right and like Les Dawson who played the piano deliberately badly, the skill to play an instrument wrongly, is so good. | |||
"What was the last thing that made you think "what the fuck?" at the sheer obsurdity of it It could be something you overheard on the bus today, something you saw online... anything! My most recent would be earlier today, a neighbour was having a skip delivered (guess where my old junk is going!), and the driver of the truck was waiting for a woman to pass with a pram first... only she was waiting for him to drop the skip first before passing. I sat there in my car for at least 3-4 minutes watching this stalemate before she finally decided to move on. What the fuck??" some silly bugger cut infront of me at the traffic lights then gave me the finger cursing was left gobsmacked!! | |||
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"We're dooomed I say. We're all doooooomed
That's my daily mantra "..such a pessimist | |||
"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit) Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help. " . Well, you're right it can help, but there are certain ways of saying things, I tried two items on, both the same, different sizes, one was too big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the bigger one, so I was telling her my dilemma as I was wearing the OK one, and she replied that I had to decide' how happy I was to look fat' so take from that what you will Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Was it a blunt you look fat or was she advising that that particular peice of lingerie wasnt flattering? (Ie a two peice instead of a more flattering baby doll or corset outfit) Cause honest advicewhen clothes shopping can be a big help. Yeah, I'd be interested to hear what it was... There's a big difference. If she outright called you fat, I'd be reporting her! " . Yeah, she outright called me fat I did consider reporting her today, but then thought, life's to short, I'm doing something about my body, I imagine she'll always be a witch | |||
"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end. Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious. . Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM I know of this. They actually did an entire Album of them "murdering" well known classical pieces, all usually on a Disco beat, with a drum beat throughout. At the time they produced this, it was for charity and was in response for the genre of that time, by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra who brought out their series of albums titled "Hooked on Classics" a few of which reached No 1 in the Album Charts. Portsmouth Symphonia were actually professional musicians in their own right and like Les Dawson who played the piano deliberately badly, the skill to play an instrument wrongly, is so good." That is genius. *doffs bowler* | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes"Why did she even say it? What a bitch! | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes
Why did she even say it? What a bitch!". I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat' | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes
Why did she even say it? What a bitch!. I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat' "What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem!  | |||
"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf
I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.
Tut tut tut!
Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team "Quite funny though as the pic is at number 1 now | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
"QTS (Quieres tener sexo)? | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?"Can't read that without listening to this... https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws In answer to the OP, my monsters told me they're looking forward to the day I die so they can sell my meat. No bloody clue. | |||
"5 minutes ago when I reverse image searched a pic on page 1 of hot pics and it was a German porn star...profile has been verified too...wtf
I've noticed a few suspect verified profiles too recently.
Tut tut tut!
Bit sloppy from the dear old admin team
Quite funny though as the pic is at number 1 now "Been removed now. | |||
"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser "But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
Can't read that without listening to this...
https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws
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"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end. Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious. . Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM" Didn't they play on a Brian Eno album? Taking Tiger Mountain (by strategy), if I recall. | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes
Why did she even say it? What a bitch!. I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat'
What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem! ". Aww thanks, it means a lot | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight home, cried all the way home in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty witch, and I'm dieting and exercising, so at least I'm trying, feckin hate this though, have never struggled with my weight, it's a real mind fuck Mrs blue eyes
Why did she even say it? What a bitch!. I know, I'd tried two different sizes of the same thing on, one was to big and the other was ok, but I felt more comfy in the big one really, whilst I had the ok one on, she came to the changing rooms and asked if everyone was ok, so I popped my head out and explained my dilemma about which one to choose, I was wearing the ok one, she took one look at me and said' it depended on if I was happy to look fat'
What a bitch! You're not fat anyway, she's got a problem! . Aww thanks, it means a lot "Think the Ann Summers woman needs her eyes testing. And then sacking. Write and complain....chance of free stuff | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
"Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes"so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway? If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie? Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever.., | |||
"Someone sent me this this morning. It's the 'best' worst piece of music I've ever heard. It get's 'better' towards the end. Fuckin' dare ya. T'is hilarious. . Portsmouth Sinfonia : "In the Hall of the Mountain King" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM Didn't they play on a Brian Eno album? Taking Tiger Mountain (by strategy), if I recall. " Brian Eno was a musician in Portsmouth Symphonia! | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?
If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?
Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever.., ". I never asked for her opinion, she approached me, and I told her I couldn't decide if I should buy the bigger comfy one or the one I had on ( I was in the changing room) , she proceeded to say ' it depended if I was happy to look fat( in the one I was wearing), opinion or not, asked for or not, surely there is a better way to tell someone, anyhow, feeling better today, so all good, it was still a 'wtf' moment though Mrs blue eyes | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno "FAF | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?
If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?
Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever.., . I never asked for her opinion, she approached me, and I told her I couldn't decide if I should buy the bigger comfy one or the one I had on ( I was in the changing room) , she proceeded to say ' it depended if I was happy to look fat( in the one I was wearing), opinion or not, asked for or not, surely there is a better way to tell someone, anyhow, feeling better today, so all good, it was still a 'wtf' moment though Mrs blue eyes ". And no I left, couldn't face buying anything, but have ordered some pour moi, online, so all is not lost | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes so did you take her advice? Or buy it anyway?
If you ask for opinion, would you rather they lie?
Ps I've no personal comment on this, I just find it intriguing why you would ask for an opinion and find the answer insulting or whatever.., . I never asked for her opinion, she approached me, and I told her I couldn't decide if I should buy the bigger comfy one or the one I had on ( I was in the changing room) , she proceeded to say ' it depended if I was happy to look fat( in the one I was wearing), opinion or not, asked for or not, surely there is a better way to tell someone, anyhow, feeling better today, so all good, it was still a 'wtf' moment though Mrs blue eyes "omg!! Feck off!!!! Hahaha | |||
"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser
But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in"oi!!! | |||
and dented it! WTF | |||
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"The Smoothie girl has never heard Friday I'm in Love by the Cure "That songs enough for a "WTF is this load of drivel" anyway ...
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"When some chap flung open his car door on the prom in Llandudno this morning, forcing me to apply my breaks jolly sharpish !! The silly gurning fool " What was a car going on the Llandudno prom in the first place? | |||
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"Various things lately.. But it's the forums mostly... "WTF? ! You don't say!!!!! | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno
FAF "Por qué no? | |||
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like WTF not even a bye! | |||
"My cunt of an upstairs neighbour surpassing her own high levels of absurdity by hoovering at 12.30am. " Are you sure it wasn't a industrial strength vibrator? | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser "I've never taken anything out of a skip!.. Then again I'm not a scouser | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight
home, cried all the way home
in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty
witch, and I'm dieting and
exercising, so at least I'm
trying, feckin hate this
though, have never struggled
with my weight, it's a real
mind fuck Mrs blue
eyes"Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all | |||
"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight
home, cried all the way home
in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty
witch, and I'm dieting and
exercising, so at least I'm
trying, feckin hate this
though, have never struggled
with my weight, it's a real
mind fuck Mrs blue
eyes
Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all ". Aww Thankyou, feeling better now, but that's tickled me, I shall giggle all day about ' more fat on a chip' tee hee Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Yesterday in Ann summers when the shop assistant said I looked fat Mrs blue eyes
What the fuck?? . I know, it went from wtf, to total embarrassment, really wishing I hadn't tried anything on, I left quickly and came straight
home, cried all the way home
in the car , then last night felt like crap, but today, I just think nasty
witch, and I'm dieting and
exercising, so at least I'm
trying, feckin hate this
though, have never struggled
with my weight, it's a real
mind fuck Mrs blue
eyes
Look at your profile and both you and your hubby are hot and as for you Mrs blue eyes I seen more fat on a chip you not fat your stunning so don't listen to stupid ppl that is all . Aww Thankyou, feeling better now, but that's tickled me, I shall giggle all day about ' more fat on a chip' tee hee Mrs blue eyes "You are welcome have a good day | |||
"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno
FAF
Por qué no?
"One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.
All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!
Kkkkkkk | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno
FAF
Por qué no?
One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.
All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!
Kkkkkkk "*runs off to learn Spanish properly* | |||
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"When i put for a social meet last night and got asked to go dogging twice and the best one a gangbang WTF x" | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/597032 This thread What's it called? I can't open urls from my mobile.
People not speaking English in clubs
In short:
"Mi nombre es Samantha y vivo en Dagenham"
Donde esta la biblioteca?
LMAO
* Riéndose de mi culo
QTS (Quieres tener sexo)?
Gracias por eso, mi español no es muy bueno
FAF
Por qué no?
One condition. You gonna have to whisper sweet dirtiness in my ears in Spanish only.
All I will say is: Oh Si papa! Oh Si, Senor Don Juan... Si!!!!! Oh! La biblioteca!!! Oh Dios mio la biblioteca!!!!
Kkkkkkk
*runs off to learn Spanish properly*"Corre Forrest... corre! | |||
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"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
No you don't and I've never put stuff in someone else's skip. Mind you I'm not a scouser
But you're from Lincolnshire: The only reason you've never put anything in another person's skip is because you couldn't find where to put it in
oi!!! "tee hee | |||
but killer cats?!!
Wtf?!! | |||
"Just now when I read your tipping in other people's skips
Oh we've all done it! You order a skip, you have to expect it
Last time I ordered a skip a neighbour decided to put some of their stuff in it....
They must of looked rather puzzled to find i back in front of their front door the next day
If people realised how much skips actually cost to hire, maybe they wouldn't be that dickhead who dumps their shit in it."Totally agree | |||
