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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
An invite to join him on the back seat perhaps  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
What about a diesel focus? Or is that a restraining order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
Probably not a Micra |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
A Bentley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley"
Was the boot open? That would be Freaky  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley"
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed."
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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago
Nowhere near you |
"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
Yes this has happened to me a few times, Bentley and Ferrari being the most recent. Quite strange. Rather have a dick pic personally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed."
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person."
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
Wow did it get you going xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person.
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars."
Well that's not as odd as you think, a lot of girls do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
Wow did it get you going xxx"
Oh definitely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did it look clean and well maintained? Can tell a lot about a man by the state of his car.
You know what they say...clean glove compartment = big todger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture "
I'll have a look back at it now and see if he sat in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would've sent a robin reliant 
That would of impressed me much more than a Bentley as it would of showed you had character and a sense of humour "
I'm nimble I'm quick and if you go too fast i start to wobble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture
I'll have a look back at it now and see if he sat in it"
Damn he has removed them, but like you say he must of been sat in the car. I didn't take much notice tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture
I'll have a look back at it now and see if he sat in it
Damn he has removed them, but like you say he must of been sat in the car. I didn't take much notice tbh"
I guess he's a little embarrassed about his post, |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture
I'll have a look back at it now and see if he sat in it
Damn he has removed them, but like you say he must of been sat in the car. I didn't take much notice tbh"
He may not have been and the picture was rejected.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
Would that be someone taking advantage of you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
How did that get passed,im sure site rules state the profile holder has to be seen in the picture
I'll have a look back at it now and see if he sat in it
Damn he has removed them, but like you say he must of been sat in the car. I didn't take much notice tbh
I guess he's a little embarrassed about his post, "
Or his car  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it a green Lamborghini?
No, a Bentley
Phew thought someone had nicked my car
I still prefer the Robin Reliant "
I've got one of them too with TITS on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person.
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars."
I've got Grace Jones' 'Pull up to the bumper' stuck in my head now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
Did they say, baby you can drive my car. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
Did they say, baby you can drive my car."
No he said "FWB" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start sending out pictures of a spoon or something just to confuse people.
Thanks would spark my interests much more than a car. "
How about spark plugs? Sexy fuckers they are. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !
Did they say, baby you can drive my car.
No he said "FWB""
Fucking wank Bentley xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might start sending out pictures of a spoon or something just to confuse people.
Thanks would spark my interests much more than a car.
How about spark plugs? Sexy fuckers they are. "
A picture of a spark plug as a measuring device with the message "Hoping this will spark your interest" with an obligitory  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I might start sending out pictures of a spoon or something just to confuse people.
Thanks would spark my interests much more than a car.
so random "
What is random ? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person.
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars.
I've got Grace Jones' 'Pull up to the bumper' stuck in my head now"
Vantages aren't long cars? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person.
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars.
I've got Grace Jones' 'Pull up to the bumper' stuck in my head now
Vantages aren't long cars?
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I know but cars and sex were mentioned and a synapse triggered in my subconscous and now I'll be singing the opening line of that song for days.  |
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"I might start sending out pictures of a spoon or something just to confuse people.
Thanks would spark my interests much more than a car.
so random
What is random ?"
you getting a picture of a car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage"
Not many I wouldn't of thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
Had it valeted or was it a dirty picture? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage
Not many I wouldn't of thought"
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I had one this week.
Him and the car.
Laugh was he had a number of face pics in his public album....
Said a lot about him that his selection was one where I could hardly see him but oh knew what car it was
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one this week.
Him and the car.
Laugh was he had a number of face pics in his public album....
Said a lot about him that his selection was one where I could hardly see him but oh knew what car it was
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Wait does it say a lot of about me that ive got a pic of me on my bike?
Other than i needed a haircut lol |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Just been sent an opening message with some pictures atttached, not of a face, not of a bum, not of a cock............
But of a car......how random !"
was it the bat car? Is bat man lurking on here again? |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"I had one this week.
Him and the car.
Laugh was he had a number of face pics in his public album....
Said a lot about him that his selection was one where I could hardly see him but oh knew what car it was
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im hoping he had a small penis and lack of personality... |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person.
What? People? Crazy talk. I just open my legs for all good cars.
I've got Grace Jones' 'Pull up to the bumper' stuck in my head now
Vantages aren't long cars?
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the bonnet is.. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage
Not many I wouldn't of thought"
The joys of promoting positivity must run out after a certain time. Don't worry, I've already received over twenty messages regarding it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car."
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup. "
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive. "
I wasn't making a dig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive.
I wasn't making a dig "
"Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money" |
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over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive. "
I know that, reply was tongue in cheek. Problem is with a single cab pickup is there's absolutely no room for any slap and tickle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive.
I wasn't making a dig
"Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money" "
Bullshit. I like cars and money AND boys |
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive.
I wasn't making a dig
"Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money"
Bullshit. I like cars and money AND boys"
It's a Good Charlotte song quote. You're too young Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive.
I wasn't making a dig
"Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money"
Bullshit. I like cars and money AND boys
It's a Good Charlotte song quote. You're too young Ruby "
I got the lyric. You're way too old to have been listening to Good Charlotte in 2009 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
It wasn't that serious a comment but it ended up with the expected bitchy digs - I have quite a nice car myself so I'll drive.
I wasn't making a dig
"Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money"
Bullshit. I like cars and money AND boys
It's a Good Charlotte song quote. You're too young Ruby
I got the lyric. You're way too old to have been listening to Good Charlotte in 2009 "
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over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup. "
Much prefer a pick up to a Bentley |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some men believe that a woman gets turned on by a nice car. No idea why. Don't understand the whole car thing myself  "
Some women will I'm sure. Whatever floats their boat. |
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over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage
Not many I wouldn't of thought
meow "
Why would anyone rent a car when you can buy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
Much prefer a pick up to a Bentley "
There's an extra gear lever to avoid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had someone message me before offering to take me for a ride in their Mercedes! (what kinda *ride* he meant I will leave up to your fertile imaginations)
But if bragging about an expensive car was meant to get me interested, it sadly for him had the opposite effect! |
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage
Not many I wouldn't of thought"
Why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
A Bentley
Nah. Crap shag. Legs closed.
Ther isn't any car worth opening my legs for. I only go for the person."
Unless, of course, it is a Pontiac Firebird. These are well known for rendering ladies knickerless. |
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
I wonder how many people have gone off to google how much it costs to rent a vantage
Not many I wouldn't of thought
Why?"
Why would many people want to rent a Vantage? |
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over a year ago
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"Depends on the car. What car was it? If it was a Vantage, my legs would automatically just open waiting to be filled. I can understand why they did it if it was that car.
That's me at an immediate disadvantage then. Just got an old pickup.
Much prefer a pick up to a Bentley
There's an extra gear lever to avoid! "
Pick ups are much more fun, all that off roading |
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