i hate birthdays

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i am getting older but no wiser

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday, hope you get a tube of wisdom

By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Happy birthday

Grow up but refuse to grow old

By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Happy Birthday!

Don't worry about the wisdom thing, it's not that popular these days.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't do b/days anymore. Got five cards this year: mum, wife, daughter, son, in-laws.

Everyone else can go fuck themselves in future.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

happy birthday xx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the best xx

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Happy Birthday Mr Moon (and all the best with the impending move)!! xxx