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By *ot40s OP   Couple  over a year ago

birmingham

I over heard two people chatting the other day

One said to the other 'it's a tell tale sign that swingers have pampas grass in the front gardens as a sign to let other swingers know !!

Apparently it's a secret code !!

Has anyone else heard of this ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a myth from the 60's/70's.

Nowadays we have day-glo shirts that say 'fancy a shag?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's an urban myth that has been around for decades.

In fact, Suzy Perry, who used to front Formula 1 on the BBC for couple of years before it dramatically shifted to Channel 4 tweeted her shock at stumbling upon this myth as her parents had Pampas Grass in their garden

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By *weetdickdelMan  over a year ago

ipswich

Lol

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yep crops up regularly in these hallowed halls...along with the ankle bracelet one

Have yet to see any evidence as to where the urban myth sprang from though.

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By *aptivatingWoman  over a year ago

Chester

Yes, it's quite the urban myth. Try googling it and you'll get some truly hilarious reads!

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple  over a year ago

Near Kettering

We have heard of the chameleon pins.

They had different colours to indicate the sexual preferences of the wearer.

Fab should do something like this for us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Find someone who has it growing outside their gaff and knock on, ask if it's ok to come in for a foursome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

usually by there long arms

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By *ot40s OP   Couple  over a year ago

birmingham


"Find someone who has it growing outside their gaff and knock on, ask if it's ok to come in for a foursome. "

Ha ha my mother used to have it in her garden so maybe it's in the genes lol !!

Sadly she's not around to ask !

Well thank you all for your input it's been hilariously helpful

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By *albec26Man  over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

There's a village near us where practically every house has one, it must be the capital of swing land!

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A blue car.

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By *andVBCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham


"Find someone who has it growing outside their gaff and knock on, ask if it's ok to come in for a foursome. "

You would be most welcome

Saying that, we have significantly less since a hide-and-seek incident over the last summer holidays resulted in multiple casualties. They were told "Don't try to hide in the razor-sharp grass" but did they listen?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Find someone who has it growing outside their gaff and knock on, ask if it's ok to come in for a foursome.

You would be most welcome

Saying that, we have significantly less since a hide-and-seek incident over the last summer holidays resulted in multiple casualties. They were told "Don't try to hide in the razor-sharp grass" but did they listen? "

Be prepared for that knock and 'fancy a shag?' surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

One said to the other 'it's a tell tale sign that swingers have pampas grass in the front gardens as a sign to let other swingers know !!

Apparently it's a secret code !!

Has anyone else heard of this ?

"

I've got a bridge you can buy.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have heard of the chameleon pins.

They had different colours to indicate the sexual preferences of the wearer.

Fab should do something like this for us. "

That's give me a idea....taking orders for fabswingers.com T shirts

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By *he_Raggedy_DoctorMan  over a year ago

Some where in West Sussex

Its like the old soap powder OMO which apparently stood for " Old Man is Out " which ladies put in their windows to tell their lovers that their husband was out and she was available.

Oh how things have changed lol

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By *he_Raggedy_DoctorMan  over a year ago

Some where in West Sussex


"

One said to the other 'it's a tell tale sign that swingers have pampas grass in the front gardens as a sign to let other swingers know !!

Apparently it's a secret code !!

Has anyone else heard of this ?

I've got a bridge you can buy....."

I've seen that con before you think your buying tower bridge when in fact its London bridge lol

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By *tuart05Man  over a year ago

wallingford

Rumoured that at a local raf base a heart shaped silver lantern outside means the lady of the house needs looking after .., could be an equally urban myth

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By *ea_CoffeeCouple  over a year ago

Near Kettering


"We have heard of the chameleon pins.

They had different colours to indicate the sexual preferences of the wearer.

Fab should do something like this for us.

That's give me a idea....taking orders for fabswingers.com T shirts "

Was thinking more along the line of a tie clip or small broach lol.

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By *BW SnowbunnyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

I was told recently about the Pampas Grass - never heard of it before. I've got one in my back garden haha

Seriously though, what a load of tosh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have heard of the chameleon pins.

They had different colours to indicate the sexual preferences of the wearer.

Fab should do something like this for us.

That's give me a idea....taking orders for fabswingers.com T shirts

Was thinking more along the line of a tie clip or small broach lol. "

No you need something to shout it out if your away from home on holiday....it will definitely find fellow swingers without any funny handshakes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fab Swingers have a FS tattooed on their bums A certain give away...

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