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Get up make a cup of tea or ........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank as the kettle boils. See if you can finish it before the kettle clicks off. 
To much multitasking for me I struggle to read on the toilet "
Just think of the kettle as a timer, and get the milk teabag and sugar in your mug before you start. All you have to think about is the wank, then.
I've put waaaaay too much thought into this..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask 
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?... "
Flasked coffee with cream anyone? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?...
Flasked coffee with cream anyone?"
Mine's a latte, please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?...
Flasked coffee with cream anyone?
Mine's a latte, please "
Cumming right up  |
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?...
Flasked coffee with cream anyone?
Mine's a latte, please
Cumming right up "
Bollocks burnt me cock |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?...
Flasked coffee with cream anyone?
Mine's a latte, please
Cumming right up
Bollocks burnt me cock "
Stick it in some very cold water...first aid 101 |
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"Have a wank.
Make tea, put into flask for thr journey.
Job done.
Put what in the flask
Well, unless you want to drink your own warm jizz, I would suggest tea?...
Flasked coffee with cream anyone?
Mine's a latte, please
Cumming right up
Bollocks burnt me cock
Stick it in some very cold water...first aid 101 "
Fucks sake I only wanted a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work "
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now "
It's all about time management.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
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That and decisive action.  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action. "
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night..."
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet "
Exactly...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly... "
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC"
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... "
we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!"
I feel an MBE may be offered...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!
I feel an MBE may be offered...
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Arise Lady LisaB45 |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!
I feel an MBE may be offered...
Arise Lady LisaB45"
Arise, Sir ThatThing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!
I feel an MBE may be offered...
Arise Lady LisaB45
Arise, Sir ThatThing "
I've already arisen, my lady |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!
I feel an MBE may be offered...
Arise Lady LisaB45
Arise, Sir ThatThing
I've already arisen, my lady "
That's because you have time managemenr sussed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lesson of the Day...a morning wank will make you late for work
I think the lesson is to not post 'should I...' threads on fab and just have that wank and a cuppa. I'm sure you could have done both by now
It's all about time management.
That and decisive action.
And being pro-active, by preparing tea things last night...
And by laying the wank sock on the bedside cabinet
Exactly...
We should market this foolproof 'cuppa n a wank' plan on QVC
It's a vital public service.
*£9.99 also available through other quality retailers... we may have just put a stop to those types who wank on the 66B bus into town on their way to work. That's indeed a vital service!
I feel an MBE may be offered...
Arise Lady LisaB45
Arise, Sir ThatThing
I've already arisen, my lady
That's because you have time managemenr sussed... "
Funnily enough I have a coffee in hand as we speak |
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