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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ohhhh god I have heard it all now

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now

Let's wait and see

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now

Let's wait and see

I have a feeling its going to come true..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Ohhhh god I have heard it all now

Let's wait and see

I have a feeling its going to come true..

rubs hands in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

id like to see photographic evidence

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

id like to see photographic evidence

We NEED to see photographic evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have one as my avatar and some on my profile, looks like my bonking days are finished after that

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

id like to see photographic evidence

We NEED to see photographic evidence"

WE DO INDEED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have one as my avatar and some on my profile, looks like my bonking days are finished after that

ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll have one as my avatar and some on my profile, looks like my bonking days are finished after that

ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol

"
Well we've cracked it then Kev lol

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Both in the same one? Simultaneously at the same time??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive heard sympathy shags are popular, lol

Well we've cracked it then Kev lol"

we have ordered one each Jezabel, here goes our street cred

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get nekkid and take the pics, PP where are you fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We NEED to see photographic evidence"

Do we? really?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oi

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oi"

Smacks kev's bottom

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oi

Smacks kev's bottom

I would think he would like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oi"
wide open

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oi

Smacks kev's bottom

I would think he would like that

errrrr I think so too... hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

No touching, were in the mankini models union

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

No touching, were in the mankini models union

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

No touching, were in the mankini models union

I'll just bring a cold water spray

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

No touching, were in the mankini models union

"
exclucive members

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

sounds good"

It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

sounds good

It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx"

I'm game if you and they are

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

sounds good

It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx

I'm game if you and they are"

I am game xx

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ok considering the men have to do this... what would the men challenge the women to do???

Diamond you have left us wide open so to speak

Doesn't take much speaking normally

Double Oiwide open

I think they should leave Cinderella at home and come and take the pics

Your on

I think a night out is in order..

sounds good

It does don't it... Manc Canal Street?? xxx

I'm game if you and they are

I am game xx"

So come on guys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

id like to see photographic evidence

We NEED to see photographic evidence"

NOOOO!! We don't!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards"

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

you fucker

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini

you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini

you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa "

You are on

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like fook Canal street, the TVs will beat us up for showing them up

Diamond and I will be your bodyguards

Good thinking they will leave us alone if they think were with 2 of their own

Oooooh you are so dead, every had a wedgy in a mankini

you take the front i'll take the behind hahaa "

Slingshot anyone

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

bugger them????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Oy keep out of it you were in enough trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crazy Young punks no good will come of it Mark my words...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay

Ok when are you free

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

bugger them????????"

Not quite not on canal street haha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooo the both of you in Mankinis, ooo ill take your pictures, Id have to accessorise with fake eyelashes of course, but ill make the pictures sensual rather than sleazy

Can you take some pics of me.. bugger them 2

Ooo id love to .... I dont want to bugger those two though, thats too high a price to pay

Ok when are you free

Errrrr Monday to Sunday.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

"
You seem to have handled them well enough

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips"
Why wax strips

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Cinderella went to the ball

You to just need to find them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips"

GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips

Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips

Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips

GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back

"
get yer self back here it doesn't hurt

much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips

Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics

I'd rather fight you than let you wax me bits

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips

GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back

You can run, but you can't hide

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips

GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back

get yer self back here it doesn't hurt

much"

dont be wimps .... it dont hurt at all ... hahahahahah

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips

Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics

I'd rather fight you than let you wax me bits

Well either that or I can shave you

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax strips

GULP ! just booking a long holiday and will be deleting my account untill I get back

get yer self back here it doesn't hurt

much

dont be wimps .... it dont hurt at all ... hahahahahah

You tell em

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I feel as though me and Kev have no say in this

And where the fook were you when Anastasis and Drusella were picking on me

...................

Get it right

Anastasia and Drusilla

and you won't need the flymo, gonna be wax stripsWhy wax strips

Just to be sure, you want to look your best for the pics

I'd rather fight you than let you wax me bits

Well either that or I can shave you

hmm rope might come in handy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shave my bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't bother me ladies I already do it

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Doesn't bother me ladies I already do it

Yes but it has to pass my smooth test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't bother me ladies I already do it

Yes but it has to pass my smooth test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after"

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage"

I'll assume the position

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

that will make your eyes water

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

Come here and say that

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

Awww I'll kiss it better afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

Come here and say that

"
Ok ya big wuss

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?"

ohhhh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

Oooooh your cruel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lamb to the slaughter springs to mind

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

I now have this wierd picture in my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

I now have this wierd picture in my mind

I won't sleep

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

I now have this wierd picture in my mind

I won't sleep

dont worry i will video it all and you can have a re run when ever you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

I now have this wierd picture in my mind

I won't sleep

Don't you could have nightmares

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"shave my bits

Oh Kev I am so gentle and use moisturiser after

erm not a chance, I tried Veet once and thought someone had put Napalm in my undercrackers

No Veet, a nice soothing shaving gel, followed by moistiriser, gentle massage

I'll assume the position

Just lie back, I'll be gentle

Ok gets the stuff ready for crack back and sack

Shall I hold him down?

ohhhh yes

Make sure he has something to bite down on!

yes a dildo

I now have this wierd picture in my mind

I won't sleep

Hush a by baby

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it"

Oh don;t worry, we are just lulling you into a false sense of security

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it"

Yes thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it

Yes thanks mate

................

"
I'd never leave a man down

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it

Yes thanks mate

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it

Yes thanks mate

................

I'd never leave a man down

SAS

Special Arse Savers

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha"

Oh I have one of those too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My comments are fallin on deaf ears so yer on yer own Kev good luck you'll need it

Yes thanks mate

................

I'd never leave a man down

Step in and attack when ever your ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those too"
Gulps

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you two scared?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

I am getting rather worried, so over to you mate

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber"

and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

I am getting rather worried, so over to you mate

dont be afraid .... be very afraid lol hehehe hahahha hehehehe

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

Oh Belles another lady for our little gathering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber

and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same?"

I'll get some more Veet

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"sharpens the cut razor hahahaha

Oh I have one of those tooGulps

And the strap for sharpening, belonged to my grandfather who was a barber

and he showed me how to use it, I can give a really close shave with one, but must admit have only used it on a face. But surely the method is the same?"

Ohhh it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

"
Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

You wish

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Well gentlemen, I'm going to leave you in the other ladies capable hands

Off to sharpen my razor

Night night, sleep tight and remember, don't have nigthmares

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

There is nothing in the rules against terrorising 2 grown men - I have checked

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev

and my white flag and plasters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

There is nothing in the rules against terrorising 2 grown men - I have checked

"
more like wilted now

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

There is nothing in the rules against terrorising 2 grown men - I have checked

GROWN MEN LOL

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev

and my white flag and plasters

No surrending here

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By *andy muncherMan over a year ago

Nottingham

your in to deep know oh dear

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev

and my white flag and plasters

No surrending here

the white flag is to carry my balls home in

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Said the spider to the flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The thought of waxing or shaving my bits actually scares me

ya wuss

you were saying earlier??!!!!

Oh god now we're in trouble get yer tin hat Kev

and my white flag and plasters

No surrending here

the white flag is to carry my balls home in

What a tough guy like you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Said the spider to the flies

but such a lovable spider

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Said the spider to the flies

but such a lovable spider

Of course

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal

no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Said the spider to the flies

but such a lovable spider

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Said the spider to the flies

but such a lovable spider

Black widows more like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal

no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left

erm no I fancy going left this time it's safer

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal

no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left

And don;t forget my Guinness

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm sure a mod will be along shortly to close and delete this thread, oh Ruggers

ruggers has went to bed now.... your all alone ...are you afraid yet lol

Yep

aww dont be afraid ... come into my web

Reminds myself to turn left coming out of Dublin and go the long way round to Donegal

no thats wrong direction you need to go to belfast and turn left

erm no I fancy going left this time it's safer

left id good

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

ohhh how grown men are such pansies..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ohhh how grown men are such pansies..

"
That's a bold statement

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ohhh how grown men are such pansies..

That's a bold statement

I know I say it how it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We will be all men in our kini's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

proud and upstanding too

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

kev and pp in their mankini's

looking at their wee weeny's,

wondering if they should shave

look down below and give a wave,

cut throat razor at the ready

for this task you need to be steady.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"We will be all men in our kini's

Ok so I just asked a gay mag to do the spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"proud and upstanding too

hope not then you'd look like brightly coloured tents!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"kev and pp in their mankini's

looking at their wee weeny's,

wondering if they should shave

look down below and give a wave,

cut throat razor at the ready

for this task you need to be steady."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"kev and pp in their mankini's

looking at their wee weeny's,

wondering if they should shave

look down below and give a wave,

cut throat razor at the ready

for this task you need to be steady."

Very steady I hope

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By *ustyAngelWoman over a year ago

gloucester

Pictures please :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines ordered, it's a fetching little number in orange

That is just sooooo feckin gay.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Oh those Mankinis are winging their way over to you guys

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

waiting patiently for pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

to late so ner ner

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

to late so ner ner

dont worry i will think of something

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A?"

havnt started, went for a power walk instead and have to take car for MOT retest in a mo, maybe start monday lol

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to do this but I said I would so I will, it should be here in the morning

You Ladies thinking about bring a razor near me can bugger off as well I've just treated myself to a new Philips sensitive area shaver and it works a treat

awww you have just spoilt my fun, have been sharpening razor all morning

Damn and me, hows the decorating going Mrs A?

havnt started, went for a power walk instead and have to take car for MOT retest in a mo, maybe start monday lol"

Maybe lol

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By *wad-tattooedMan over a year ago

Kirkby

I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!!

Except one ball kept on falling out.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!!

Except one ball kept on falling out.

Photo please

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By *wad-tattooedMan over a year ago

Kirkby

"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!!

Except one ball kept on falling out.

Photo please

do you really want to see one...... I can upload if you want

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have the original green one in my draw. I took it to magaluf....... And yes i did wear it on a night out!!!!

Except one ball kept on falling out.

Photo please

do you really want to see one...... I can upload if you want"

Show brotherhood with Kev and PP

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Haha I remember the mankini challenge lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha I remember the mankini challenge lol "

sssshhhhh

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

I have seen PP in a mankini did I see one on Obi also at some time.. Not seen ryan in one yet tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have seen PP in a mankini did I see one on Obi also at some time.. Not seen ryan in one yet tho

seen obi in one, not pp or ryan

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This challenge is well over 2 years old...I remember it fondly lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This challenge is well over 2 years old...I remember it fondly lol "

I was thinking of manchester last year

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have seen PP in a mankini did I see one on Obi also at some time.. Not seen ryan in one yet tho

seen obi in one, not pp or ryan"

There is only so far I will go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh look that PP is no longer on site

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