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50 Things to thank your mother for.

By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

1. My mum only had one arm and had to lift us out the bath the only way she could. Myself, and a number of ladies, are rather grateful for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks mom for my stunning good looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2. I have to thank my mum for not telling my dad to fuck off when he wanted a shag four months after my brother was born.

(there's 13 months between me and my bro)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

This song says it better than i can

For all those times you stood by me

For all the truth that you made me see

For all the joy you brought to my life

For all the wrong that you made right

For every dream you made come true

For all the love I found in you

I'll be forever thankful, baby

You're the one who held me up

Never let me fall

You're the one who saw me through

Through it all

You were my strength when I was weak

You were my voice when I couldn't speak

You were my eyes when I couldn't see

You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith 'cause you believed

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me, ooh, baby

You gave me wings and made me fly

You touched my hand I could touch the sky

I lost my faith, you gave it back to me

You said no star was out of reach

You stood by me and I stood tall

I had your love, I had it all

I'm grateful for each day you gave me

Maybe, I don't know that much

But I know this much is true

I was blessed because

I was loved by you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bringing me into the world but that is it!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

3. Breastfeeding. After she'd been "primed" by my elder brothers too. Such joy.

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Bringing me up single handed after my dad was killed, with little money and often in great hardship...in the days before Tax Credits and governments wiping your arse for you......

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

5 i thank my mother for fucking off and leaving me with my dad.. and then getting the best step mum in the world... who is, as far as i am concerned my mother in the real sense of the word..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This song says it better than i can

For all those times you stood by me

For all the truth that you made me see

For all the joy you brought to my life

For all the wrong that you made right

For every dream you made come true

For all the love I found in you

I'll be forever thankful, baby

You're the one who held me up

Never let me fall

You're the one who saw me through

Through it all

You were my strength when I was weak

You were my voice when I couldn't speak

You were my eyes when I couldn't see

You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith 'cause you believed

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me, ooh, baby

You gave me wings and made me fly

You touched my hand I could touch the sky

I lost my faith, you gave it back to me

You said no star was out of reach

You stood by me and I stood tall

I had your love, I had it all

I'm grateful for each day you gave me

Maybe, I don't know that much

But I know this much is true

I was blessed because

I was loved by you

OMG - that's the song my ex-wife still says reminds her of me

gave me the willies seeing it written down like that

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Got to thank me mom for the total commitment up until she died .

Oh and for having the class not to mention that unbeknown to me i had menstrual blood all over my face and white trousers after a good time in the bushes with a girl i met one night.

I would of struggled to find an excuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. My mum only had one arm and had to lift us out the bath the only way she could. Myself, and a number of ladies, are rather grateful for that. "

for her being who she is and for being part of the mould that made me who i am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7 brothers and sisters, their children, their children's children, my children and their children, comes to about 50 now. Can't beat family.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks Mother that I'm not an old misery guts like you are

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Finally drinking herself to death almost 3 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"7 brothers and sisters, their children, their children's children, my children and their children, comes to about 50 now. Can't beat family.

My mother's parents are directly responsible for 68 people being alive today. My grandmother would have been thrilled to know that had she lived long enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finally drinking herself to death almost 3 years ago."

are we brother and sister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My honesty to say how I see it... and not be afraid to speak my mind...

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Finally drinking herself to death almost 3 years ago.

are we brother and sister?"

Could be! did she spend every penny on booze and fags, so the only meal you got was milk nicked off doorsteps on way to school and free dinners when there. Also beat the shit out of you just for comming home from school?

If so then probabaly you are my long lost sister, welcome home.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Hell I feel bad for having the most wonderful Mum on god's earth.

Actually no I don't

I love my Mum, I just hate the fact that she left me. Not her fault the bloody big C

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"Hell I feel bad for having the most wonderful Mum on god's earth.

Actually no I don't

I love my Mum, I just hate the fact that she left me. Not her fault the bloody big C"