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"I sleep with two pillows" I have four but only use two | |||
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"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. " But Nutella does  | |||
"I'm horny "Snap! So am I xx | |||
"Gravy was invented to hide the taste of poor cooking. " Curry was invented to hide the taste of "off" meat. | |||
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"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. " Most things though.I'm a tea addict | |||
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"I put ketchup on everything i eat" I do do the same haha | |||
"A cup of tea doesn't make everything better. "  LIES ! | |||
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"I iron my bedsheets. " I used to when I lived alone but now I've 4 boys I can't be bothered | |||
"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!!" actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it | |||
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"I iron my bedsheets. I used to when I lived alone but now I've 4 boys I can't be bothered" I used to as well, But I still live alone and just cant be bothered | |||
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"I'm horny
Snap! So am I xx"This is my kind of fact. | |||
"I can peel bananas with my feet "Now that something Id pay to watch !! | |||
"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me! "Bilge? | |||
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"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!! actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it "I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with | |||
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"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge? "Rubbish | |||
"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge? "Yes. Or "nonsense" if a second syllable is required. | |||
"I iron my boxer shorts " I do the same | |||
"I iron my boxer shorts " I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks! | |||
"I iron my boxer shorts I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!" You went too far ! | |||
"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!! actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with "I do live with it. ...oh...you didn't mean the chest  | |||
"I iron my tea towels......" You pervert! | |||
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"I iron my boxer shorts I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks! You went too far ! " I won't mention starching my condoms then | |||
"Any month that starts on a Sunday has a Friday the 13th" Friday the 13th is considered bad luck because it was the date the pope turned on the Knights Templar. | |||
"Mincemeat isn't made of meat. Who knew!!! actually my traditional recipe does have minced steak in it I stand corrected by the owner of a nice chest. That, I can live with
I do live with it. ...oh...you didn't mean the chest "looking at that btw photo I could live with the chest, butt, hips, the lot  | |||
"I can peel bananas with my feet
Now that something Id pay to watch !! "There's a foreskin joke in there somewhere | |||
"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge? "Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer | |||
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"I iron my tea towels...... You pervert!"Quietly closing the door as I leave..... | |||
"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge?
Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer"Isn't she Blige? | |||
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"I sleep with two pillows" So do I; one under and another (Turkish) over my head. How about that? | |||
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"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge?
Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer
Isn't she Blige? "You might not like her music, but there's no need to call her that!  | |||
"the average IQ of a sun reader is 57" beg to differ lol I'm done that know if you said daily star it goes down to 37 | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples" Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? | |||
"Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes, and I'm one of them " But not the only one on here as I to have green eyes. | |||
"Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes, and I'm one of them " Me too, my ex did as well | |||
"People claim all sorts of bilge as "fact"... Well, it was news to me!
Bilge?
Yeah, Mary J Bilge, she's an R&B singer
Isn't she Blige?
You might not like her music, but there's no need to call her that! " | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? " Wikipedia | |||
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"52% of daily mail readers or racist" Cuntraversial | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples" My father had three!! | |||
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"I iron only one of my socks" Now that is a posh wank. | |||
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"I iron only one of my socks Now that is a posh wank." painful wank if he irons the sock whilst it's on his cock | |||
"I'm in a long term relationship with mr Smirnoff "Im in love with jack daniels | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples " How does he smell ? | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples How does he smell ? " With his nose!  | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? Wikipedia" How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples My father had three!!" Your father was Scaramanga?! | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? Wikipedia How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? " You look it up, it tells you how many they have, and then that's how many the mamal has. Don't tell me you don't know how the internet works | |||
"My dog has 6 nipples How does he smell ? With his nose! "Oh yes. Sorry wrong joke. | |||
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"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? Wikipedia How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? " Someone counts them? | |||
"I iron my boxer shorts I thoroughly approve!!! I iron my socks!" I don't know what an iron is | |||
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"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? Wikipedia How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? You look it up, it tells you how many they have, and then that's how many the mamal has. Don't tell me you don't know how the internet works "No, I know the answer, it was asked as a segue to another odd bit of trivia for the "useless info" thread. Mammals have twice as many nipples as the average number of offspring in a single litter, ie, humans usually produce one child at a time and have two nipples. | |||
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"I put my ball bag in my bosses cup once when they pissed me off. "The scalding fetish thread is over there...----- | |||
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"Crisps all run out of date on a saturday" I sent that very information out as a fun fact on an email at work yesterday! | |||
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"If all your socks are the same you never have to pair them." I do this.  | |||
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"I like serial killers " Hello | |||
"A pigs orgasm lasts Upto 30 minutes." Wowsers really | |||
"I iron my tea towels......" so glad I'm not the only one who irons tea towels | |||
"Useless fact There is really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ...just got to find it "Rainbows don't have ends, they are actually circular | |||
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"Useless fact There is really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ...just got to find it
Rainbows don't have ends, they are actually circular "I can't see rainbows when in the sky, but can on photos. | |||
"A pigs orgasm lasts Upto 30 minutes. Wowsers really "Yeap tis true  | |||
"Crisps all run out of date on a saturday" why? And why would you know that?! | |||
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"I don't iron anything .. I don't even own an iron ... And did you know it's all in the hanging ". Teach me your wonderful ways. I fucking hate ironing | |||
"I don't iron anything .. I don't even own an iron ... And did you know it's all in the hanging . Teach me your wonderful ways. I fucking hate ironing"Just type my address in the sat nav Ireallyamfinethanksville | |||
"Peacocks don't mate " They do - with pea hens - and create pea pods. | |||
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"Peacocks don't mate They do - with pea hens - and create pea pods. "Your so full of knowledge | |||
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"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin – its descendants are known today as giraffes "  | |||
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"My dog has 6 nipples Do you know what determines the number of nipples a mammal has? Wikipedia How does Wikipedia determine the number of nipples a mammal has? Well that escalated quickly Someone counts them?" | |||
"Vindaloo is Portuguese " No it's not. Unless you're saying that you came from the toilet | |||
"Vindaloo is Portuguese No it's not. Unless you're saying that you came from the toilet "I used to have 11 fingers. HK | |||
