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over a year ago
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"Heres a glass of wine and heres a ((((hug))))"
Oh No!!! When two diamond-based girl-swinger-things touch it creates a wormhole in space and time and they cancel each other out |
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"Heres a glass of wine and heres a ((((hug))))
Oh No!!! When two diamond-based girl-swinger-things touch it creates a wormhole in space and time and they cancel each other out"
oi are you calling us worm holes  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Heres a glass of wine and heres a ((((hug))))
Oh No!!! When two diamond-based girl-swinger-things touch it creates a wormhole in space and time and they cancel each other out
oi are you calling us worm holes "
I think he was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't it better than being called a bucket? 
no mind you if we are worm holes at least your cock would fit "
pssst.. a tip for small endowed men out there who's wife/partner 'tears' during childbirth: Drop the surgeon a tenner and he'll put an extra stitch in it for ya.  |
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"Where you just think AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH
Not as bad a day as an AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK It day then?
not as bad as a Aaaaaaargh aaaargh arrrrrghhhhhh my leg fell off day either "
Well hop over here |
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"Isn't it better than being called a bucket?
no mind you if we are worm holes at least your cock would fit
pssst.. a tip for small endowed men out there who's wife/partner 'tears' during childbirth: Drop the surgeon a tenner and he'll put an extra stitch in it for ya. "
Kin ell, at that rate i'd have needed a mortgage. |
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"passes DG, a glass of wine, a pillow to thump and the key to a sound proof room to go into and scream,*
hope your day gets better sweet.x
((((( hugss))))
x hsm "
Thanks very much!
*drinks wine*
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"Where you just think AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH
Not as bad a day as an AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK It day then?
not as bad as a Aaaaaaargh aaaargh arrrrrghhhhhh my leg fell off day either "
Are you ready to go swimming yet Bob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Didn't start too well got an appointment mixed up this morning, we were waiting for each other in separate placed but managed to reschedule for lunchtime. Now, fter my art class feeling mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm relaxed and happy. |
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