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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can anyone help me improve my profile, or give me some hints on how to get my first meet, I'm 100% genuine and need HELP  "
Kin hell mate how about actually putting something in it, what you like, dislike etc  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think of it as a cv with benifits you have to sell yourself what you like what you looking for. As at the moment it says nothing. Nice pic though thats a good start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks it all helps"
Say a bit about you and what you like, dislike, interests etc, people look and without any info will just move on, what's the difference between yours and a succesful profile have a nose and get some idea's, good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well it didnt take long to read!! you need to sell yourself, there are literally hundreds of single males on the site all looking to meet so you need to write what you are looking for, what you are like, what your likes/dislikes are... and something that makes you stand out from the crowd x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a look at this thread, written by my good self some time ago (under a different username which is the same as the one I'm using now but... oh it's a long story) 
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/15377 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For a start, get rid of all the cock shots except the one that's hard. Some women like to see what they're getting but there's really no need to show it in quintuplet form, and most certainly not when it's asleep.
Try some tactful B&W shots as they can hide a multitude of lumps n bumps, and put an ass shot on there too.
That's the piccies taken care of, now what are you going to say to get the ladies to actually scroll down and have a look at them.
"Anything goes" just doesn't cut it I'm afraid. For example, would you allow yourself to be rodgered by a Great Dane? (and I don't mean Peter Schmeichel). Does anything still go?
Nothing gets a woman's knickers off faster than a bit of humour - it's the convulsions of hysterical laughter that causes the elastic to expand and contract so violently that it eventually snaps and down they come. (I bet you always wondered if there was a scientific explanation as why women love a man who makes them laugh).
Lastly, be positive on your profile. Negativity makes people think, "Oh fuck that, got enough of that shit in my life already, I was looking for someone to take my mind of it."
Good luck.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a start, get rid of all the cock shots except the one that's hard. Some women like to see what they're getting but there's really no need to show it in quintuplet form, and most certainly not when it's asleep.
Try some tactful B&W shots as they can hide a multitude of lumps n bumps, and put an ass shot on there too.
That's the piccies taken care of, now what are you going to say to get the ladies to actually scroll down and have a look at them.
"Anything goes" just doesn't cut it I'm afraid. For example, would you allow yourself to be rodgered by a Great Dane? (and I don't mean Peter Schmeichel). Does anything still go?
Nothing gets a woman's knickers off faster than a bit of humour - it's the convulsions of hysterical laughter that causes the elastic to expand and contract so violently that it eventually snaps and down they come. (I bet you always wondered if there was a scientific explanation as why women love a man who makes them laugh).
Lastly, be positive on your profile. Negativity makes people think, "Oh fuck that, got enough of that shit in my life already, I was looking for someone to take my mind of it."
Good luck. "
Sigh...why do I think you've just wasted five minutes of your life typing that?!! |
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"For a start, get rid of all the cock shots except the one that's hard. Some women like to see what they're getting but there's really no need to show it in quintuplet form, and most certainly not when it's asleep.
Try some tactful B&W shots as they can hide a multitude of lumps n bumps, and put an ass shot on there too.
That's the piccies taken care of, now what are you going to say to get the ladies to actually scroll down and have a look at them.
"Anything goes" just doesn't cut it I'm afraid. For example, would you allow yourself to be rodgered by a Great Dane? (and I don't mean Peter Schmeichel). Does anything still go?
Nothing gets a woman's knickers off faster than a bit of humour - it's the convulsions of hysterical laughter that causes the elastic to expand and contract so violently that it eventually snaps and down they come. (I bet you always wondered if there was a scientific explanation as why women love a man who makes them laugh).
Lastly, be positive on your profile. Negativity makes people think, "Oh fuck that, got enough of that shit in my life already, I was looking for someone to take my mind of it."
Good luck. "
Any ideas what dates the great dane is available? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi again, done a brief update, if you want to rate me or point out some faults, it's all good x"
There are a million and one men on this site, all trying to stand out. The ones that are successful are those with a sense of self and confidence.
When looking at a profile it needs to stand out, one should be able to tell what the writer is into, a glimpse of their sense of humour etc.
Your profile tells me nothing, zero, nada. Personally, you come across as lazy - you can't be bothered to "sell" yourself, and want us to literally write your profile for you: it isn't going to happen.
Work out what you want, who you want to attract and "sell" you. If you can't be arsed - why should anyone else?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi again, done a brief update, if you want to rate me or point out some faults, it's all good x
There are a million and one men on this site, all trying to stand out. The ones that are successful are those with a sense of self and confidence.
When looking at a profile it needs to stand out, one should be able to tell what the writer is into, a glimpse of their sense of humour etc.
Your profile tells me nothing, zero, nada. Personally, you come across as lazy - you can't be bothered to "sell" yourself, and want us to literally write your profile for you: it isn't going to happen.
Work out what you want, who you want to attract and "sell" you. If you can't be arsed - why should anyone else?!!"
Sassy, I'm sick of you sitting on the bloody fence, now for once will you just say what you bloody well mean!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi again, done a brief update, if you want to rate me or point out some faults, it's all good x
There are a million and one men on this site, all trying to stand out. The ones that are successful are those with a sense of self and confidence.
When looking at a profile it needs to stand out, one should be able to tell what the writer is into, a glimpse of their sense of humour etc.
Your profile tells me nothing, zero, nada. Personally, you come across as lazy - you can't be bothered to "sell" yourself, and want us to literally write your profile for you: it isn't going to happen.
Work out what you want, who you want to attract and "sell" you. If you can't be arsed - why should anyone else?!!
Sassy, I'm sick of you sitting on the bloody fence, now for once will you just say what you bloody well mean!!!"
Oooooh...that'll explain the splinters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi and thanks for dropping by.
I've been told I'm attractive but modesty forbids me offering an opinon. At least I've got a face pic and it's actually me, though clearly I'll have to prove that if I'm to progress as hoped with your good self, the reader.
I have a fairly decent body as my work keeps me busy and I play a bit of this sport and a bit of that. My trouser baggage is, I hope, respectable. It is uncut.
I love having a laugh, and consider myself to be open minded enough to try a number of things, some of which I've done and some I hope to try - I've never done this but have had a little bit of that.
I have a penchant for BBWs but I am an equal opportunities employer.
So if I float your boat, tickle your fancy, attract your attention or delight your doodahs, I would love to here from you.
And if I write to you but you don't reply I will understand and will not send you grumpy follow-up messages or abuse. (I've done my research on this, oh yes.)
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And I'm not even trying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi and thanks for dropping by.
I've been told I'm attractive but modesty forbids me offering an opinon. At least I've got a face pic and it's actually me, though clearly I'll have to prove that if I'm to progress as hoped with your good self, the reader.
I have a fairly decent body as my work keeps me busy and I play a bit of this sport and a bit of that. My trouser baggage is, I hope, respectable. It is uncut.
I love having a laugh, and consider myself to be open minded enough to try a number of things, some of which I've done and some I hope to try - I've never done this but have had a little bit of that.
I have a penchant for BBWs but I am an equal opportunities employer.
So if I float your boat, tickle your fancy, attract your attention or delight your doodahs, I would love to here from you.
And if I write to you but you don't reply I will understand and will not send you grumpy follow-up messages or abuse. (I've done my research on this, oh yes.)
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And I'm not even trying."
Ok, thats done the trick..............FANCY A SHAG?  |
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What a very nice profile miss lipgloss although you would of lost me at been told im attractive. Its one of my pet hates, been told im attractive, been told im good at oral, been told im a good kisser, makes me laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, thats done the trick..............FANCY A SHAG? "
Depends whether you're into this or that.
"What a very nice profile miss lipgloss although you would of lost me at been told im attractive. Its one of my pet hates, been told im attractive, been told im good at oral, been told im a good kisser, makes me laugh."
Fair dos. I was editing his so I needed a starting point but I'll admit to not realising that was so irritating. Now I've been told it is. |
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"Ok, thats done the trick..............FANCY A SHAG?
Depends whether you're into this or that.
What a very nice profile miss lipgloss although you would of lost me at been told im attractive. Its one of my pet hates, been told im attractive, been told im good at oral, been told im a good kisser, makes me laugh.
Fair dos. I was editing his so I needed a starting point but I'll admit to not realising that was so irritating. Now I've been told it is."
Only irritating for me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi again, done a brief update, if you want to rate me or point out some faults, it's all good x"
The bit about BBWs is good. My uncle was once gave me some sound advice in my formative years that has stayed with me through thick and thin, which was:
"Shag a fat bird as they put everything they have into it cos they never know when the next one's gonna be."
Ok, so he wasn't referring to swingers, but I did find myself eyeing up the plumper ladies for a time. |
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Or Dr Hook , "Bubblin' Up" as was banned by the BBC :
"I need you baby, believe me, i need somebody with a bucket...ha ha ha ha ha ha
c'mon get the fire department it's getting out of control,....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats wrong with soft cock pics then? I like them as I imagine them in my mouth soft and making them grow to hard "
Doing that is fine but looking at photos of them reminds of the last turkey in the shop at Xmas time.  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Whats wrong with soft cock pics then? I like them as I imagine them in my mouth soft and making them grow to hard
your such a tease at times lmao"
It is my favourite pastime, there is nothing better than chasing a soft cock around in my mouth with my tongue....hhhmmm but then it normally grows and thats pretty good too...damn I don't know which one I like better now |
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"Whats wrong with soft cock pics then? I like them as I imagine them in my mouth soft and making them grow to hard
your such a tease at times lmao
It is my favourite pastime, there is nothing better than chasing a soft cock around in my mouth with my tongue....hhhmmm but then it normally grows and thats pretty good too...damn I don't know which one I like better now "
your at it again ruggers ..you teasebox you....lmao |
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"Whats wrong with soft cock pics then? I like them as I imagine them in my mouth soft and making them grow to hard
your such a tease at times lmao
It is my favourite pastime, there is nothing better than chasing a soft cock around in my mouth with my tongue....hhhmmm but then it normally grows and thats pretty good too...damn I don't know which one I like better now "
me too... so love that feeling as it gets hard.. 
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