"Anyone out there who would like to tribute to my gorgeous Mrs's pics
I'll take an ad out in your local paper.
You want the church noticeboard for that.
Maybe Tescos"
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Whenever a celebrity death is announced and the newsreader says something along the lines of "Tributes have come flooding in", my mind pictures Deskjet printed A4 images of the female form, wrinkled and dripping with strangers' spent desires. |
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"Whenever a celebrity death is announced and the newsreader says something along the lines of "Tributes have come flooding in", my mind pictures Deskjet printed A4 images of the female form, wrinkled and dripping with strangers' spent desires. "
I jizzed straight into the works HP M553n LaserJet Enterprise Colour Laser Printer at the news of Whitney Houston's passing.
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