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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having not had sex for a year now (i know its shocking!!! and positive most of you would be climbing walls) but this warmer weather is making me frisky..
Im beginning to masturbate more and feeling a lot more healthier (if thats the right word) for it.
Watch out all you sexy men!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yipppeeeee
Now those of us living outside the South West can at least dream...
And when I am going down the M5 the week after next, I can dream and drive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The longest for me was five years, didn't miss it at all. To be honest, although I enjoy the times I have it - and with a partner it's more regular - I'm still not that fussed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a year is a long time :D
Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze.
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After a year you stop missing it. And then you get a one night stand and wish you'd just gone home for a wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a year is a long time :D
Relative to six months it is. Relative to three years (at least) it's a breeze.
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After a year you stop missing it. And then you get a one night stand and wish you'd just gone home for a wank."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lost mine fa 18 months once it was a right bugger glad ta here yours is returning xx
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i feel loads happier, was getting in a right panic because id always been active with a healthy apatite for sex,
there are a few reasons i could put my libido loss down too, but im just glad its coming back.. feel normal again :D |
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When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn.  |
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"lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol)"
I'm your man. I'm recently divorced, been used to shit sex for a while.
And i'm v. grateful.
PS double guarantee with it too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol jim, its still difficult to get nights off, but am trying. First time will be odd and will have to be a total stranger (no way am i gonna sleep with someone i kinda know only for me to be totally shit lol)"
You're gonna have to get a hoover and suck all the cobwebs out! (bloody nice on ya clit too, so it is!) |
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"When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn. "
sorry to dissapoint you funkster |
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"When I read the title of this thread I sort of hoped it was some news about one of the Mo characters off of Eastenders coming back to the show.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a feisty young lady with the horn.
sorry to dissapoint you funkster "
No no it's OK... fancy a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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No no it's OK... fancy a fuck?
Ha! It's alright for you! You're in her age range!
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-flounces off to the corner and sulks"
lol so funny. Funkster lives other end of the country, plus he isnt meeting so its pretty much impossible it would ever happen |
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However in the past 38 years (since I was 14) length of time without an orgasm is probably less than a week 
