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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm sat soaking my gel nail varnish off but I really need to pee

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"I'm sat soaking my gel nail varnish off but I really need to pee

When you need a pee but you have to find your phone to turn lights on

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

In a bit of cotton wool wrapped in foil?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it with you to the loo

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Mine was that my cracking didn't crackle... it's the only reason I cook pork

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

In a bit of cotton wool wrapped in foil?"

Ouch

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

In a bit of cotton wool wrapped in foil?"

At least it might soak up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

In a bit of cotton wool wrapped in foil?

Ouch

Ouch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pee in the thing your soaking your nails in

In a bit of cotton wool wrapped in foil?

At least it might soak up a bit

It really won't

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine was that my cracking didn't crackle... it's the only reason I cook pork

Aw that is highly disappointing!!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing is wrong.

There is no problem, worry or difficulty in my life at the moment.

And for some reason i cant fathom i hate it, i have a completley disconected sense of dread about things atm.

Its reaching the point my mind if flashing to thoughts of harm not as relif but just so that the "bad thing" happens and i can stop worrying.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

We only have one bottle of Malbec left and it's only 7 o'clock.

I'm secretly hoping Hilary switches to the G&T's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sat soaking my gel nail varnish off but I really need to pee

This doesn't answer your dilemma, but your smile is amazing

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like when the kids are watching Netflix on their tablets and I get pissed off that it wont let me log in on the TV because there are too many users?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Like when the kids are watching Netflix on their tablets and I get pissed off that it wont let me log in on the TV because there are too many users? "

Haha ha, that's it. I've just upgraded

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