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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Invent an over the top death, but only give the last words of the person or people.

It's always the blue wire they cut on bombs in films. Snip ...,,,,,

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I knew I shouldn't have let the missus pack this parachute.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course its safe, see if I just pull this leaver .......

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Inhales deeply - what a day needed this cig. Can you smell gas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"C'mon guys, everyone knows the stories about this place are just bull sh**t!"

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By *awksBoyMan over a year ago

Colchester

Is it me or is that piano in the sky getting closer?

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By *elnkazCouple over a year ago

cheshire

Bus??? What fucking bu.....

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

what does this button do?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

What the worst that can hap........

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By *eviant and BemusedCouple over a year ago

Burton

We both know you're not going to pull that trigger.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can’t discuss this now. Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha!

*Smiley fa--*

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just one more selfie with the tsunami in the background.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

What regiment did you say your husband is in ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She reached out, to touch...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I say, Carstares, you're absolutely sure this river isn't infested with piranha?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

What will happen if I stick my finger here

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Oh look a cuddly bear.....

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't you think we should turn the lights on !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just watch this! I bet I can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm UNLOS

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't look in to his eyes !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't that sharp last time I used it

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh really,right hold my beer and I will prove you wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're only testing out the electric chair, they won't turn it on zzzzzzzzzzz

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?

Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth.

The Emperor Ming: How peaceful it looks.

[He activates a console, and watches as earthquakes, floods, etc. start to occur. They both get a good laugh out of it]

Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?

The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with thing a while before annihilation...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

It's OK, my mate said the guard dogs are locked up..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Private smith,When I said put a pin in the map I didn't mean one out the bloody grena...

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Where's all this blood from !!!!

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Well thats never happened before

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Nah, that's not a great whi....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course it's perfectly safe to stick your head in there,watch as I will demonstrate.

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