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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits."
"You dirty bugger" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get my husband"
The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your butt and lick it all off"
"You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!" she screams. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again.
"One more chance" says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?"
"I want to turn you upside down, and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the cup" The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, so runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
"What's up love?"
"There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off"
"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband.
"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off"
"Right. He's dead" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with Guinness and then drink it all..."
The husband then puts down his baseball bat and returns to his armchair and switches the telly back on.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?!!!!" she cries hysterically.
Her husband replies, "Look love. I'm not fucking around with someone who can drink 15 pints of Guinness..." |
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made me chuckle 