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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello to you both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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Alright treacles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello "

Good morning Miss Flirty McFlirtpants!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello "

Cor!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Good morning Miss Flirty McFlirtpants! "

There are pants designed specifically for flirting in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*pokes head round door* hello...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*pokes head round door* hello... "

Best name ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FFS I'm rubbish at this kind of thing.

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By *andm_69Couple  over a year ago

Stevenage

Flirting what is that is thing. We have forgotten how to flirt. It's quite funny when we try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning you luuurvly people xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh come on the you sexy devils, be the filling in our naughty sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What Saturdays were intended for, count me in

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By *duk70Man  over a year ago

langley

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning you luuurvly people xx "

Perfect username right there...yum yum indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I'll bow out of this, I'm not much use at this flirting lark anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning you luuurvly people xx

Perfect username right there...yum yum indeed! "

Why thank you..... minxymail is on the way xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons "
why for for toffee? Do it for ferrero rocher instead

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I don't flirt. Often.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not the best at flirting,can fuck for Scotland though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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Gr8 idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chuckle what a spiffy idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt. Often."

Somehow I don't believe this comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'...."

Oooooooo matron!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'...."

Matron!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'....

Oooooooo matron!! "

Someone has quicker fingers than I!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons "

Do those knickers come with a glory hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'....

Oooooooo matron!!

Someone has quicker fingers than I! "

Oh I can slow my fingers down when required!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Phwoooaaarrrrr!!!!!

It's times like these that I wish we had a 'howlin' wolf' emoticon.

Thank you to all you sexy ladies for showing yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PB saunters in at the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some tasty ladies on here, oh my

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The title of this thread is so 'Carry On'....

Oooooooo matron!!

Someone has quicker fingers than I!

Oh I can slow my fingers down when required!"

So I can make the witty comment before you? Thanks, your a doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back "

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Interesting read ............ I'm gone now tho .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze! "

Think I might just send you a shot of my juicy .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm looking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze! "

Hmmmm on second thoughts I'm out of the age range

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turns and leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, my flirt (predictably) didn't work.

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooh. Op. good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze! "

Saturday is a good day for swimming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Turns and leaves."
bye bye pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze!

Saturday is a good day for swimming "

My bikini top seems to have slipped...could you give me a hand to sort it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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My bikini top seems to have slipped...could you give me a hand to sort it? "

I could but I quite like it where it is. and I'm sure I speak for a few others when I say that.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Ohhh this is a hot room... Excuse me while my walking in heels becomes bad and I require help from the nearest gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sits in the corner people watching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to brush up on my flirting skills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons "

You just lick your lips, put them together and.....suck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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The butter just slid of my. Toast looking at your picture.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Good morning Miss Flirty McFlirtpants! "

Nice nip slip you have there, need a hand?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Cor!! "

Stay on the bed like that you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Cor!!

Stay on the bed like that you "

someone woke up happy. Or should that be horny?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooh flirting

Pick me pick me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish! "

Be normal people

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Cor!!

Stay on the bed like that you someone woke up happy. Or should that be horny?"

I had a good dream, I say a dream it was not like a step by step reenactment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons "

Do you like your toffee hard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PB saunters in at the back

Gives that tush a squeeeeeeeeeze!

Saturday is a good day for swimming

My bikini top seems to have slipped...could you give me a hand to sort it? "

Certainly we'll have the rest of it off in no time at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish! "

You'd be a hot potato

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm crap at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Cor!!

Stay on the bed like that you someone woke up happy. Or should that be horny?

I had a good dream, I say a dream it was not like a step by step reenactment "

That's more like imagination. I'm using my imagination right now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm crap at flirting "

Prove it. I bet you can't?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well hello

Cor!!

Stay on the bed like that you someone woke up happy. Or should that be horny?

I had a good dream, I say a dream it was not like a step by step reenactment "

Making it up as you go along is always the best method

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to brush up on my flirting skills "

I need to brush up on you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt. Often."

It must be difficult to flirt and pedantic at the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey up

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish! "

Maybe try

'If you were a potato, you'd be a spudnik because you're out of this world.'

Nerdy and cheesy. Done.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm crap at flirting "

But you make up for it with beauty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish!

Maybe try

'If you were a potato, you'd be a spudnik because you're out of this world.'

Nerdy and cheesy. Done."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey up "

Hello stranger how's things

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I don't flirt. Often.

It must be difficult to flirt and pedantic at the same time..."

Oh, I don't know. I've got mad skills in how to flirt and 'be' pedantic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish!

Be normal people "

I am a normal person, just not a normal flirting person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Normal people flirting:

Hey Sexy

Me flirting:

If you were a potato.....

You'd be a good potato

Rubbish!

Maybe try

'If you were a potato, you'd be a spudnik because you're out of this world.'

Nerdy and cheesy. Done."

That's so funny

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey up "

Hello, delightful voyeur.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt. Often.

It must be difficult to flirt and pedantic at the same time...

Oh, I don't know. I've got mad skills in how to flirt and 'be' pedantic."

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey up

Hello, delightful voyeur. "

Hehe!! I'd happily sip a whisky and observe the unwrapping.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey up

Hello, delightful voyeur.

Hehe!! I'd happily sip a whisky and observe the unwrapping. "

I'll observe you observing the unwrapping. Bit early for whiskey for me, however.

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon

ohhh this thread has some 'tasty' posters

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hey up

Hello, delightful voyeur.

Hehe!! I'd happily sip a whisky and observe the unwrapping. "

You can do more than observe it, Estella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I just Meli that profile picture keeps doing things to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey up

Hello, delightful voyeur.

Hehe!! I'd happily sip a whisky and observe the unwrapping.

You can do more than observe it, Estella. "

Be still my beating....(heart, off?)

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hey up

Hello, delightful voyeur.

Hehe!! I'd happily sip a whisky and observe the unwrapping.

You can do more than observe it, Estella.

Be still my beating....(heart, off?) "

and mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go "

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing...

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I just Meli that profile picture keeps doing things to me. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons

Do you like your toffee hard "

oh yes better sucking hard toffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons

You just lick your lips, put them together and.....suck "

Ohhhhh I can do that

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By *ereforgigglesMan  over a year ago

Scotland

Hey... how youuuu doing? *fires finger pistols*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing... "

What are you implying Roxi?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

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Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find."

I spy tush

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Is there anyone even close to local

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local "

Oi! It isn't Thursday y'know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is a couple Id like to flirt with but dont wanna scare them off :p

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester

I'll join in with flirting never been much good at it though always turns to something nerdy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm crap at flirting

But you make up for it with beauty

"

Are you flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush"

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Is there anyone even close to local "

I'm in my car....who wants me?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Is there anyone even close to local

Oi! It isn't Thursday y'know! "

Shut the fuck up you

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?"

Meet half way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local "

Doesn't look that way...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loads of gorgeous people in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again."

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of gorgeous people in here "

And 1 more.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Loads of gorgeous people in here "

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?"

I'm in the car behind you....flashing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of gorgeous people in here

Couldn't agree more "

Well hello there Mr Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby"

Even better....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of gorgeous people in here

And 1 more. "

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing... "

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"Loads of gorgeous people in here "

Completely agree

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Loads of gorgeous people in here

Couldn't agree more

Well hello there Mr Bladey "

Hiya sweet. How the devil are you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better.... "

See you at Cupids

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Excellent flirting people....it's feeling proper luuuurverly in here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?"

I'm not into girls but after seeing you yesterday I could be swayed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I joined fab so I don't have to flirt and can just spam out dick pics.

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

"

ok xx (firts) xx lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sooo rubbish at this flirting lark, but wearing flirtatious fragrance today...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local "

Get your helicopter fired up Bladey... Go the extra mile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Loads of gorgeous people in here

Couldn't agree more

Well hello there Mr Bladey

Hiya sweet. How the devil are you xx"

All the better for seeing you, yourself? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better....

See you at Cupids "

That you will....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't flirt for toffee anyone fancy giving me lessons

Do you like your toffee hard oh yes better sucking hard toffee "

When you suck it long enough you get the ones that release the fluid inside

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I joined fab so I don't have to flirt and can just spam out dick pics. "

You've done fab right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm crap at flirting

But you make up for it with beauty

Are you flirting with me "

It would be rude not to, although if I do I'd want to be rude

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Is there anyone even close to local

Get your helicopter fired up Bladey... Go the extra mile "

For you I'd go the full 200 mile and then I'd do it again and again and again

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Loads of gorgeous people in here

Couldn't agree more

Well hello there Mr Bladey

Hiya sweet. How the devil are you xx

All the better for seeing you, yourself? Xx"

After a crazy week thankfully things seem to be getting back to normal. What ever normal is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Howdo. Anyone want a headache? Had this bugger for 3 days now. xxx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?

I'm in the car behind you....flashing. "

I'll put my foot down to escape then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?

Meet half way "

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?

I'm in the car behind you....flashing.

I'll put my foot down to escape then "

Put your foot down all you want.

I said in the car "behind you" .....Your back seat.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Is there anyone even close to local

I'm in my car....who wants me?

Meet half way

Sure "

Fantastic. What time can you get there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing...

What are you implying Roxi? "

Moi, implying?! never

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some sexy people in here

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

"

Well OP straight away.... fuggin yummy!

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

And of course I'm in..... why the hell not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And of course I'm in..... why the hell not "

Wolf Whistles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Howdo. Anyone want a headache? Had this bugger for 3 days now. xxx"

Well that's not good...feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been a while since we've done one of these and there seems to be quite a few new faces about, so if you spot someone who tickles your fancy send them a PM or flirt outrageously with them on here!!

Well OP straight away.... fuggin yummy! "

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too young for most age filters

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better....

See you at Cupids

That you will.... "

I'll see ya both there too!! Albeit from to other side of the bar whilst I'm hosting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im up for it xx

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

*pops in with brew, stands and waits patiently,drops towel to air dry*

i think i can flirt...no, hold on...possibly..er..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better....

See you at Cupids

That you will....

I'll see ya both there too!! Albeit from to other side of the bar whilst I'm hosting! "

Be great to see you Hanky bird!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whoop, mid morning flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*pops in with brew, stands and waits patiently,drops towel to air dry*

i think i can flirt...no, hold on...possibly..er.. "

Hehe. I just want to nick off with the towel and give you an arse whip with it now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too young for most age filters "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a rubbish flirt

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By *andi_shopWoman  over a year ago

rotherham

the_moriarty_man and _iss.honey are two I can see straight away

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton


"*pops in with brew, stands and waits patiently,drops towel to air dry*

i think i can flirt...no, hold on...possibly..er..

Hehe. I just want to nick off with the towel and give you an arse whip with it now. "

you would have to catch me first...then again hotel rooms are not that big....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some sexy people in here

"

Oohh. Manchester clan members too.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better....

See you at Cupids

That you will....

I'll see ya both there too!! Albeit from to other side of the bar whilst I'm hosting!

Be great to see you Hanky bird! "

And you gorgeous lady!! We have a chocolate fountain too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*pops in with brew, stands and waits patiently,drops towel to air dry*

i think i can flirt...no, hold on...possibly..er..

Hehe. I just want to nick off with the towel and give you an arse whip with it now.

you would have to catch me first...then again hotel rooms are not that big...."

I'm not that fast. I'm sneaky though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh I'd better have a look and see who I can find.

I spy tush

Well hello Mac....

Tush says he needs a tender touch again.

Tender? Methinks you have the wrong Mac. I'm more grabby

Even better....

See you at Cupids

That you will....

I'll see ya both there too!! Albeit from to other side of the bar whilst I'm hosting!

Be great to see you Hanky bird!

And you gorgeous lady!! We have a chocolate fountain too "

Oof cover me in chocolate and feed me to the menfolk

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"And of course I'm in..... why the hell not "

Ohhhh this 1s a bit or alright I'll have her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too young for most age filters "

I'm even too young for yours, nothing intoxicating in that smoothie is there?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning "

Good morning beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning beautiful "

Can I moan with the two of you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there anyone even close to local

Oi! It isn't Thursday y'know!

Shut the fuck up you "

Charmer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning beautiful

Can I moan with the two of you ladies "

Ill second that. Both ladies are stunning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Howdo. Anyone want a headache? Had this bugger for 3 days now. xxx

Well that's not good...feel better soon x"

Hopefully x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing...

"

And what are you grinning at M'Lady Minxy?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I'm all out of flirting.

Who wants an afternoon in bed? I promise to use my lips and tongue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, I am not sure if I am really cut out for this flirting malarkey, but I'll give it a go

Roll.on.the.floor.laughing...

What are you implying Roxi?

Moi, implying?! never "

Okay, not so much an implication. So I may flirt a lil bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm all out of flirting.

Who wants an afternoon in bed? I promise to use my lips and tongue "

Taxi to Stoke for a Miss Honey..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning beautiful

Can I moan with the two of you ladies "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning beautiful "

Good morning to you beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm far too late for this!

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