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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?  "
No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have sex with someone you're not fussed on seeing again and fanny fart to completion.
Or don't have sex and gently rub your tum in a clockwise motion to get things moving. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?
No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex. "
Thanks but I would need a willy and that's the part I'm missing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have sex with someone you're not fussed on seeing again and fanny fart to completion.
Or don't have sex and gently rub your tum in a clockwise motion to get things moving."
And pat your head at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far it's warm water, tea and peppermint cordial (which I don't have) do you reckon anal will help?
No. You'll just be having very painful anal sex.
Thanks but I would need a willy and that's the part I'm missing "
You too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't worry I have a gas mask x
I'll have you know I fart roses do the thorns not sting on the way out?  "
Take the pricks out first - Top Tip from the inventor of the Rose Varse - see public pics for an illustration 
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