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By *ust fun9 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Swansea |
HI....Have you been caught checking messages on your Fab account? I was out the other night and a lady smiled at me after looking at my phone. Later at the bar she told me I have the yellow messages too. We ended up having a good laugh together and chat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single man on Fab I get few yellow messages but when I do I always get a little thrill 
Have you had any thrills today? "
Yes, I had a couple of particularly thrilling moments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single man on Fab I get few yellow messages but when I do I always get a little thrill
Have you had any thrills today?
Yes, I had a couple of particularly thrilling moments "
Cool   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never. I take my discretion seriously. Can't afford not to.
I will now have an image of you on a night out sat on some pub toilet checking Fab..
Does that make me a wrongun 
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I usually don't check when I'm on a night out as I'm usually enjoying the company I'm with too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never. I take my discretion seriously. Can't afford not to.
Ah yes total discretion....
Hand covers screen and back to the wall"
Have been known to strategically place myself with a back to the wall if I'm in a coffee shop alone |
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"As a single man on Fab I get few yellow messages but when I do I always get a little thrill "
If mine is a rubbish one* I have been know to save them for weeks, just, like, you know...
So I at least have something in my inbox.
(*not real messages, just the ones women get hundreds of, saying "hey" or "hi, how are you?") |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never. I take my discretion seriously. Can't afford not to.
Ah yes total discretion....
Hand covers screen and back to the wall
Have been known to strategically place myself with a back to the wall if I'm in a coffee shop alone "
Just the coffee shop...
I have a good desk position at work, so i can check, with no prying eyes ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What yellow message?
A message is yellow when it's unread x
Oh 
Don't worry I thought it was the colour of the sent box"
At one stage I swear I had 5000 plus unread sent messages. So I thought "Right fuck it!" and put up a status "I've got 5000 unread sent messages so I'm going to block delete them so you lazy fuckers never get them. That'll learn yous"
And you know what, none of them complained. Best way to deal with an unread sent box. I now clear out every 1000 unread sent messages. Keeps my box tidier |
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By *ust fun9 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Swansea |
"I haven't been caught but when I'm sat in a coffee shop having morning coffee I do find myself looking around at others on their phones wondering if they're on Fab "
It does make your mind wonder. But as you say as discreet as possible. |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"What yellow message?
A message is yellow when it's unread x
Oh
Don't worry I thought it was the colour of the sent box
At one stage I swear I had 5000 plus unread sent messages. So I thought "Right fuck it!" and put up a status "I've got 5000 unread sent messages so I'm going to block delete them so you lazy fuckers never get them. That'll learn yous"
And you know what, none of them complained. Best way to deal with an unread sent box. I now clear out every 1000 unread sent messages. Keeps my box tidier "
deleting your sent box doesnt stop them getting the messages...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HI....Have you been caught checking messages on your Fab account? I was out the other night and a lady smiled at me after looking at my phone. Later at the bar she told me I have the yellow messages too. We ended up having a good laugh together and chat. "
My understanding of yellow messages means one of two things to a single man;
1, They've spent a fiver.
Or
2, They've won a holiday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What yellow message?
A message is yellow when it's unread x
Oh
Don't worry I thought it was the colour of the sent box
At one stage I swear I had 5000 plus unread sent messages. So I thought "Right fuck it!" and put up a status "I've got 5000 unread sent messages so I'm going to block delete them so you lazy fuckers never get them. That'll learn yous"
And you know what, none of them complained. Best way to deal with an unread sent box. I now clear out every 1000 unread sent messages. Keeps my box tidier
deleting your sent box doesnt stop them getting the messages... "
Really. I never knew that. So all the women on the site got my fancy a fuck message even though I deleted them unread   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I check it in public when I'm moving around so it'd be harder to recognise the site haha. Not that those cheeky little yellows pop up so often.
Like others, I do wonder if I'm out and other people do the same haha. |
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"What yellow message?
A message is yellow when it's unread x
Oh
Don't worry I thought it was the colour of the sent box
At one stage I swear I had 5000 plus unread sent messages. So I thought "Right fuck it!" and put up a status "I've got 5000 unread sent messages so I'm going to block delete them so you lazy fuckers never get them. That'll learn yous"
And you know what, none of them complained. Best way to deal with an unread sent box. I now clear out every 1000 unread sent messages. Keeps my box tidier
deleting your sent box doesnt stop them getting the messages...
Really. I never knew that. So all the women on the site got my fancy a fuck message even though I deleted them unread "
I really can't imagine why no one read them darling lol.  |
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