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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just choked lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed ..always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out. "

#driveby

Deadpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In bed ..always

Dutch oven!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Used to be in bed, as I turned over. I don't really have an optimum place now. I just toot as and when

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out. "

Are you the taxi driver from fresh prince?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the toilet. It's the best place for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next to another person, especially if they're preparing food in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out. "

Hahaha I can relate to that !

Is that you on this advert ?? https://youtu.be/epjrWjo9ZMY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/byjMphy5PZ0

This is me after a long meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the toilet. It's the best place for it. "

You get a nice echo sometimes with the toilet! Usually provides a good amplification for extra satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really have an optimum place now. I just toot as and when "

Yes. Seeing the reactions of passersby is the best part.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bed I think. Come join the dutch oven ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a lift, just before ya getting out of it.....

It's good to share....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Running upstairs!!!

Brrp brrp brrp brrp

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Usually as I walk past someone stopped in tescos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I go out for a run and for miles and miles when there is no one around, nothing. Not a part, no air biscuits - nothing.

As soon as I hit a street with someone walking toward me - I can't stop it.

Coughing in my shorts like a nutter

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out. "

Haha me too then when I get out and back in I wonder why it smells of farts hahaha

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Brass band concert.

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By *ichpickingsMan over a year ago

London and Essex

If I can engineer a silent one, I'll sometimes drop it by my co-worker's desk when he's on an important conference call. It's a wonderful moment.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

In a pushback tug in the middle of the taxiway, it is knowing the poor headset man has no option but to get in and enjoy the ambiance lol.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

This thread has made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a lift then give someone else a dirty look as if they did it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the dog's head, when it's snuggled under your legs, on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anywhere I want to.

Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, tooooo meeeeeeee lol.

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By *andj91Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's my car. I find as soon as I get in , it must be the movement of the car but it's where it all comes out.

Are you the taxi driver from fresh prince?"

Hahaha this made me laugh very funny...

Do it while cycling it makes you go faster

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Anywhere really.

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By *s ParisWoman over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

In bed for me it's great for warming the bed up you know

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By *haneleviMan over a year ago

Kidderminster

In my bedroom or the warehouse at work.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"My bed I think. Come join the dutch oven ladies!

You're not allowed to fart in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the dog's head, when it's snuggled under your legs, on the sofa. "

Revenge fart!

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