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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate  "
aww the poor peas what did they do to you lol xx |
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"I have never used the back of my fork for eating anything. Is this a new way of eating ?
I scoop everything up, peas , beans , mash , everything that can't be stabbed. "
same here (kat) xx |
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"Back of the fork of course, the correct way 
Sod that, I take my granddaughter's approach, get a spoon out.
Does it have a little teddy on the handle? "
No, a pussy cat, the knife has a doggy, and the fork a bunny. |
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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate "
So does this dispel the rumour you eat with your fingers....
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"I have never used the back of my fork for eating anything. Is this a new way of eating ?
I scoop everything up, peas , beans , mash , everything that can't be stabbed. "
It's not a new way of eating. Dining etiquette says that scooping peas is a no no and instead they should be pierced with the tines of the fork. Using food such as mashed potato as "glue" is permitted.
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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate
So does this dispel the rumour you eat with your fingers....
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I forgot my fork at work yesterday and had to eat my salad with my fingers. It was mostly ok but the sweet corn and shredded cabbage proved a little tricky. |
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"I have never used the back of my fork for eating anything. Is this a new way of eating ?
I scoop everything up, peas , beans , mash , everything that can't be stabbed.
It's not a new way of eating. Dining etiquette says that scooping peas is a no no and instead they should be pierced with the tines of the fork. Using food such as mashed potato as "glue" is permitted.
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Ooh, how la Di dah |
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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate
So does this dispel the rumour you eat with your fingers....
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I forgot my fork at work yesterday and had to eat my salad with my fingers. It was mostly ok but the sweet corn and shredded cabbage proved a little tricky. "
I have similar problems with soup... |
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"I have never used the back of my fork for eating anything. Is this a new way of eating ?
I scoop everything up, peas , beans , mash , everything that can't be stabbed. "
Me too.
Far more efficient and feels more natural than trying to balance food on the back of the tines.
Seems such a "cack handed"way of eating. |
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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate
So does this dispel the rumour you eat with your fingers....
$
I forgot my fork at work yesterday and had to eat my salad with my fingers. It was mostly ok but the sweet corn and shredded cabbage proved a little tricky.
I have similar problems with soup... "
Try a spoon instead of a fork. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have never used the back of my fork for eating anything. Is this a new way of eating ?
I scoop everything up, peas , beans , mash , everything that can't be stabbed.
It's not a new way of eating. Dining etiquette says that scooping peas is a no no and instead they should be pierced with the tines of the fork. Using food such as mashed potato as "glue" is permitted.
Ooh, how la Di dah "
It probably is a bit but I must admit it is something I notice about people  |
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"i eat peas with honey
ive done it all my life
i know they taste quiet funny
but it keeps them on the knife "
Love, love, love this. It was in our poetry book at school and to say utter it out loud was an instant detention - yes we did poetry, it was a while ago and a private school.
Thank you for making me smile on a really crap day xx
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"i eat peas with honey
ive done it all my life
i know they taste quiet funny
but it keeps them on the knife "
That's the one!
Was trying to remember how that went.....n failing!  |
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"Only mushy peas for me, I hate the sensation of biting into mouthful of peas and they explode out of the skin and you get that horrible peaness flavour lol "
Did you spell penis wrong? Lol |
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"Squashed with the back of the fork, I'm a busy man and i don't have time to be chasing the little green bastardy bastards around my plate
So does this dispel the rumour you eat with your fingers....
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What the butler does with his fingers and mouth is between the butler, her ladyship, his driver, and his personal physician.
Not a mere serving wench
*wraps himself in his cape, picks up his cane and goes sauntering of through the mists of Victorian London *
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"Only mushy peas for me, I hate the sensation of biting into mouthful of peas and they explode out of the skin and you get that horrible peaness flavour lol
Amen!!!! "
You love peaness. |
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Scoop! I want them peas while they're hot, not squashing them in tiny amounts on the back of the fork! I love my Petit pois, I used to have so many I had to have them in a bowl separate! |
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"Only mushy peas for me, I hate the sensation of biting into mouthful of peas and they explode out of the skin and you get that horrible peaness flavour lol
Amen!!!!
You love peaness."
Ohhh your soo mushy ressurectjim  |
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how the fuck do they stay on? Are you lot eating magic peas? 