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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not describing anything of mine and not particularly complimentary, but something that has always made me chuckle...
A minge like a wizard's sleeve and an arsehole like a glassblower's lips. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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I'm currently seeing a girl, who, like me works in the field of animal science.
She seems to like to use the correct terminology. For example, she recently uttered the phrase "You have really quite a large penis, don't you?", which I found rather endearing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes say I'm wet as an otters pocket, but that's usually in my head, as an otters pocket doesn't exactly sound appealing!"
It's better than the opposite which is "drier than a mouth sandwich" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are usually called airbags. Until I was swimming on my back in infusions and they then became floatation devices "
Let's just call them magnificent.  |
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