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By *annylicker OP Man
over a year ago
Chester-le-Street |
What's the best chat up line / put down you've heard.
I've heard 1 and used 1.
1st, bloke goes to woman "can i buy you a drink? " woman replies "better make it a shot of rhohypnol, because it's the only way I'm sleeping with you "
2nd, I used on a barmaid in local pub. Said to her "I had a wank over you last night, you weren't there but I still had a wank , couple of hours later i was lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me:hey you, are you looking for a good shag?
Woman: No
Me: Then I am your guy!
Pmsl, oh dear"
Do not laugh, it got me laid and after 34 seconds, I've said: happy ? |
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