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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*clears his throat*
Is this thing on?
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after 30 days you've had a meet
Come on over and see
Honey grinding her bean furiously
To make you some coffee
Hello, can you hear me?
We've got comfy seats and popcorn and even Kylie on TV
There are ladies now and then
Try your hardest not to frighten them and they'll come back again
There's such a difference between us
And Diamond Joe
Hello from zero meet club
We're all just looking for a rub
If your messages are read and then binned
And your pics unfabbed time and again
Come on in
You know the rules by now you get entry in the following ways
- no meets in the last 30 days (spouses don't count - in a nice way)
- you want to liberate someone from the club
Club is now open  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone has had their wittybix this morning eh?
I'm not playing, i'm just admiring your post.
"
You haven't seen my post for all you know...
 yes that one up there ^ thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me, i've not had any this year. 
Welcome in our barista isn't here just yet but I'm handy with a jar of instant.
Bit quiet but it livens up"
even though i'm drinking a coffee already, could do with another one. 
i like quiet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I am here, take a seat whilst I grind my bean and flick a few things on.
Shout me up your drinks,let's get some of you some naughty fun "
Surprise me a cocktail of fun, haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I am here, take a seat whilst I grind my bean and flick a few things on.
Shout me up your drinks,let's get some of you some naughty fun "
Black coffee no sugar ta.  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Come back soon "
If the entrance policy is strictly then it's unlikely my lovely!
I have another meet Thursday night |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member "
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet.... "
Feel free to help someone escape |
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet.... "
I'm on dry January  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet.... "
What's a "kinda meet"?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January "
Except for last weekend then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
What's a "kinda meet"? "
Good question Miss Marple |
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
Except for last weekend then?"
No sex then either  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
What's a "kinda meet"? "
A kinda meet..... haha
I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'
It could go any direction lol |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January "
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista! "
Employees get special dispensation |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation "
I can make cake?! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista! "
Me me me.
I feel I might be a regular here, so it benifits both the management and myself.
Win win. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha"
You're hired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
What's a "kinda meet"?
A kinda meet..... haha
I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'
It could go any direction lol "
That sounds like fun! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
What's a "kinda meet"?
A kinda meet..... haha
I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'
It could go any direction lol
That sounds like fun! xx"
Fancy a coffee?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired "
I knew I should have gone with cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
What's a "kinda meet"?
A kinda meet..... haha
I'm meeting someone I've met before for 'coffee'
It could go any direction lol
That sounds like fun! xx
Fancy a coffee?? "
I only drink tea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership "
Think it becomes steel, because we are obviously not gold standard, just steel boned to survive this!! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired "
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here "
I'm sure you will, you'll have plenty of admirers |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here
I'm sure you will, you'll have plenty of admirers "
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here "
Get off my job and get your sex you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here
Get off my job and get your sex you "
Now now ladies, drinks and cakes can play nicely too as well |
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"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership
You get a special mug, free refills and a danish of your choice"
Woohoo I'm well happy with that membership offer,
I'm taking it that Danish of my choice is a pastry and not a choice of hot Danish girls you've arranged to break my drought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm on a drought way longer than 31 days, does that get me gold membership
You get a special mug, free refills and a danish of your choice
Woohoo I'm well happy with that membership offer,
I'm taking it that Danish of my choice is a pastry and not a choice of hot Danish girls you've arranged to break my drought "
Damn I knew I'd left something off the to do list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I last had sex on the 20th November.
Can I just point out though, that it is because I have flipping pleurisy and have been sick, otherwise I would have been at it like a rabbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.
#smug
Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again "
Thank you.
Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.
#smug
Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again
Thank you.
Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea. "
Oh bugger off you with your bloody tea... It's a sex site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.
#smug
Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again
Thank you.
Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea.
Oh bugger off you with your bloody tea... It's a sex site "
Swingers site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.
#smug
Sitting on your hand until it goes numb isn't the answer dear boy!
Leftie counts though right? "
As a leftie- I cannot endorse Leftism!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry guys I'm no longer part of the club.
#smug
Congratulations sir - in the nicest way we hope to never see you in here again
Thank you.
Though I'm happy to help out, I can provide tea. "
If Honey is happy with that then I'm happy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're in this! "
Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.
I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.
And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're in this! "
Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.
I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.
And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're in this!
Think you might be the first couple we've welcomed through the doors.
I'm all out of party poppers but welcome in anyway - I'm sure you'll be out again soon enough.
And Troy do you want a mask? Preserve the anonymity "
How do you do that effing ninja emoji? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate
Which one? 
I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me "
Now let's not get drastic, I'm sure there are plenty of men on this thread who'd travel to spare you such a horrible fate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate
Which one?
I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me "
What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding |
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"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate
Which one?
I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me
What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding "
He jibbed out, wasn't man enough for the challenge. |
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None since 26th of November.
So I am definitely a member of this club....until Friday.
I have told him that he will not be safe on Friday, but he doesn't seem to mind...
Nice pins BTW OP. Nice pins. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to have to start having sex with my husband at this rate
Which one?
I love that you get my humour, I mean the male that lives with me
What happened to your other proposal, I was wanting to buy a hat for the wedding
He jibbed out, wasn't man enough for the challenge. "
Ffs going to have to take my dress back now.
Where did I put that sodding receipt
Mutter mutter men |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None since 26th of November.
So I am definitely a member of this club....until Friday.
I have told him that he will not be safe on Friday, but he doesn't seem to mind...
Nice pins BTW OP. Nice pins."
thank you |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here
Get off my job and get your sex you "
Share? x |
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"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here
Get off my job and get your sex you
Share? x"
The job or the sex? I can't work the day shift |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh, I thought this thread was for people who don't have sex on a Wednesday??? I don't because I work!
Perhaps I'll pop back when I have a dry spell? "
Please do
You'll be very welcome |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Sticks head in.....
Looks around.....
Erm, no. This isn't an establishment I should enter right now
Fab explodes if you ever become a member
It's kinda unlikely..... I have a kinda meet this morning, another planned with a 6ft4 lovely tomorrow night and then another for Friday evening
No fab explosions yet....
I'm on dry January
But you had just before Christmas? - that can't be 30days ago yet!?
Advertise for a new barista!
Employees get special dispensation
I can make cake?! Haha
You're hired
Whoop!
Now let's see if I can pull in here
Get off my job and get your sex you
Share? x
The job or the sex? I can't work the day shift "
Both! I'm nice like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any managed to get a meet from this club yet??
We've tarred and feathered people for less than that fella. Wash your mouth out "
Washed out with dettol, I've been asleep all afternoon so was catching up!! |
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