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Why can't I get meets?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages  literally couldn't wave my dick around more than I already am. Straight to the point. Fancy a fuck. Job's a good un. Attach dick pic. Send. Nothing wrong with that surely? We're all swingers here right? Oh shit. What if it's my profile? Profile advice please!! |
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"Do you wash your cock?
Thrice daily. With dettol"
There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you wash your cock?
Thrice daily. With dettol
There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants. "
Oh! THATS what they mean!! Dagnam it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put a different coloured towel on to brighten ur profile up 
Pink ok?
No way that's like fab suicide!
Only red will do
It's basically light red "
Enjoy ur no meets then. Can't wait to say I told u so  |
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"Do you wash your cock?
Thrice daily. With dettol
There's ya problem then. Leave it a week or so then when ladies say "ooh, I like the build up to a meet" you'll be able to give her what she wants.
Oh! THATS what they mean!! Dagnam it "
Haha!  |
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It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "
And not a remote control as comparison in sight. Rookie mistake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show? "
Ooh I like it!! 'burstinforasquirtin' has quite a ring to it.
Yeah but every time I pull my phone out mid thrust I get twatted in the chin! Not fair  hang on. Let me get in position. Pic to follow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done "
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see |
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done "
These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see "
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant? |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.
Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.
But to answer a few points.
You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.
You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.
Have you been on the Forums? Have you been to Socials? Have you been to Clubs in your region? Have you really worked on your profile to make it really stand out, to make you Numero Uno against all the other guys competing against you?
Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.
Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.
Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table. "
To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.
Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.
But to answer a few points.
You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.
You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.
Have you been on the Forums? Have you been to Socials? Have you been to Clubs in your region? Have you really worked on your profile to make it really stand out, to make you Numero Uno against all the other guys competing against you?
Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.
Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.
Good luck!"
3 months???
When I first joined 7 years ago
Chat was full and varied
Meets were easy to achieve
Why should it now take 3 months? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?"
Oh I love it when they ask to do that! |
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table.
To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day "
Seriously?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?"
Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done  I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table.
To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day
Seriously?!?! "
Yes but he had a big cock and hint of a six pack so that's all that counts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?
Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz "
God you're way to picky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?
Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz
God you're way to picky "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP... You've been on only 3 months, it takes time.
Look at all the other similar threads on the Forum pages for information.
But to answer a few points.
You have no face pic(s) on your profile; potential meet people like to see who'd they would want to meet.
You say you cannot accommodate, why not? Unless you do say why, that makes people suspicious.
Have you been on the Forums? Have you been to Socials? Have you been to Clubs in your region? Have you really worked on your profile to make it really stand out, to make you Numero Uno against all the other guys competing against you?
Your verification means little other that to describe what a good singer and drinker you are.
Put a lot of hard work into it and it might work.
Good luck!"
I am an amazing singer tho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
Do they do mini remotes? Always up for a shortcut see
I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?
Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz
God you're way to picky "
If the women on here can be, so can I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a pooch just like Taff...
He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....
Its true!
Taff told me  "
Shhh don't give away all my secrets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Patience is the key lol"
Disregard this advice. I locked myself out of my house once. I played patience for three hours on the doorstep and.........I was still locked out. Patience isn't always the key. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's your name- I suggest lordcuntsmash
You need some photos of your cock hanging out of someone, preferably their arse
Also. Do you attach more than one cock photo? Maybe have one of your cheeks spread and your hole on show?
And many pictures of his cock from different angles. Throw in a sky remote, job done
These good ladies know what maketh an excellent photo......I also suggest naked but with white socks on, an open toilet seat, some clothes and/or debris in the background and some old cans of lager and fag ends on a coffee table.
To be fair an open, unflushed toilet was in page 1 of men's hot pics the other day "
You're joking, aren't you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages literally couldn't wave my dick around more than I already am. Straight to the point. Fancy a fuck. Job's a good un. Attach dick pic. Send. Nothing wrong with that surely? We're all swingers here right? Oh shit. What if it's my profile? Profile advice please!! "
Maybe it's them or your messages aren't personal enough? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought youd be more in the know about that did you remember to ask if you could get them pregnant?
Hahaha 3 inch remote. Get up to select. Zoom out. Job done I would, but don't fancy lactating breasts mid-jizz
God you're way to picky
If the women on here can be, so can I
Men having equal rights on here? that attitude wont get you anywhere
We do, don't we?
Ermmmm... "
Don't tell me this. I will be screwed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't help but notice you have neither a Sky remote/cock combo, or a cock shot over a toilet bowl...
Ffs, OP. They're gold! "
If I upload these and I don't get laid within 12 hours, you owe me a faf |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with you people? Been on here for months now and all I get are deleted messages literally couldn't wave my dick around more than I already am. Straight to the point. Fancy a fuck. Job's a good un. Attach dick pic. Send. Nothing wrong with that surely? We're all swingers here right? Oh shit. What if it's my profile? Profile advice please!! "
[earnest advice from someone immune to irony goes here] |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy a pooch just like Taff...
He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....
Its true!
Taff told me
Shhh don't give away all my secrets "
Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't help but notice you have neither a Sky remote/cock combo, or a cock shot over a toilet bowl...
Ffs, OP. They're gold!
If I upload these and I don't get laid within 12 hours, you owe me a faf "
Go on then |
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"Buy a pooch just like Taff...
He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....
Its true!
Taff told me
Shhh don't give away all my secrets
Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier "
Borrowing someones dog to get a meet would be a new low on site!
Shame on you OP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy a pooch just like Taff...
He gets shagged senseless every day and when he is tired out, his meets then take pooch for a walk.....
Its true!
Taff told me
Shhh don't give away all my secrets
Can't I just borrow yours? Seems easier
Borrowing someones dog to get a meet would be a new low on site!
Shame on you OP "
My bad. Sorry |
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