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"  no thanks
that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog 
not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game  "
Oh.....a story  I didn't realise.  sorry.
Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
" no thanks
that's it steve your on the naughty step with the dog
not because of your answer but because you have miss understood the game
Oh.....a story I didn't realise. sorry.
Can we start at the 'big penis' bit again?"
sure you can after all everything looks bigger when being handled by small hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that i had a very well hidden penis, and it was bigger than yours.
gold star and a adult colouring book with some pens on the way to you missy for making me chuckle   "
you're welcome.
*heads off for a colouring in adventure* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
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You can't spell hello |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?"
I realised I would rather wash my hair. |
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
I realised I would rather wash my hair."
"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
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they were allergic to rope 
xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
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Facebook is not an appropriate medium for such a message |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months. "
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
I realised I would rather wash my hair.
"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle "
In your dreams  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Oh hello
do you come here often
Depends where it is you want me to come? "
let me see how many rooms does your average house in London have .
lets see 3 bedrooms I bathroom kitchen living room hallway   |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
You can't spell hello "
sadly it seems I can't I'm blaming it on the eye candy that had me thinking about pushing send |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
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That's because you're so masculine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown "
I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
That's because you're so masculine"
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
they were allergic to rope
xx ill take a cuppa when you've got time xx"
I had time today but I ended up at a auction house .
and yes a pot of tea is due very soon maybe next week will pm you xxxx |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
You were texting your mum  "
and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
You were texting your mum
and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son "
Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
You were texting your mum
and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son
Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow "
hugs gorgeous xx |
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"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
I realised I would rather wash my hair.
"In your cum, big boy" she added with a throaty chuckle
In your dreams "
Don't forget the rinse |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"can I buy you a drink and interest you in a night of rip roaring knee trembling passion.
I was about to about to push send when I realised what ....?
You were texting your mum
and a good reminder i have spoken to me my since Christmas which is bad as i am trying to be a more stay in touch son
Do that you never know how long you've got with them. I would have been my mum's birthday tomorrow "
I know I'm trying to change a habit I've had since I left home which is my poor mum has to ring me to check I'm still alive . hangs head in shame and makes a mental note to do better .
birthdays and Christmas are the worst for memories of those we wish were still with us . chin up and try to remember the good times tomorrow darling and hopefully the sadness will be mixed with a happy memory or two xxx
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown
I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream . "
you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown
I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream .
you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot "
You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"That you'd nearly messaged the bloke who'd been begging to give you blow job for months.
good one but
surprisingly I get very few men fab straight or otherwise message me.
train ticket instructions and address in the post pumpkin don't let me down bring that lovely smile not a frown
I'll bring my smile. Hoping I'll be upgrading that smile to a grin afterwards... Just like the cat who got the cream .
you little beauty after that answer I will make sure I'm on my A game and out of auto pilot
You're too compassionate to be on auto pilot... Have a feeling you like to make a woman feel special... Maybe I'll get to find out for myself one day "
don't tell everyone my secret true nature you'll ruin my rep for starters .
pumpkin I'm blushing because you see through me xxxx |
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