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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

Kneel!

Did some yoga today at work and we were told to do the hero pose where you kneel, lean back,and place your hands on the floor behind you.

My calves are very muscle (thanks dad!) and I can't sit back in a kneeling position!

What every day things can you not do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't cook omelettes, they always end up becoming scrambled eggs

This, when I've cooked really complex dishes and complicated recipes, I fudge up the simplest of meals.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I can't cook omelettes, they always end up becoming scrambled eggs

This, when I've cooked really complex dishes and complicated recipes, I fudge up the simplest of meals.

Haha I do that too! So glad I'm not alone x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't touch my toes. They're too far away!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I can't screw up jar lids. Well I can but it takes me many tries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....Open a packet of Jaffa cakes and just eat one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't whistle. Try as I might never been able to get it right.

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Cook rice, fuck it up every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't boil an egg.tried putting it in cold water first and boiling water .. never comes out 'just right'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't touch my toes. They're too far away!"

I've never been able to do that. Hamstrings would just explode everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't boil an egg.tried putting it in cold water first and boiling water .. never comes out 'just right'

Get a colour changing egg timer. Never fails

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't decide what to have for ma tea tonight

On the plus side, I can open a can

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Stand on one leg. I have the balance of a baby deer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't touch my toes. They're too far away!

I've never been able to do that. Hamstrings would just explode everywhere.

You sound dangerous to be around! First it's the Scotch Egg in the microwave and now your hamstrings!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't boil an egg.tried putting it in cold water first and boiling water .. never comes out 'just right'

Get a colour changing egg timer. Never fails"

sounds way too simple .. maybe I overegg things ... oh dear that was awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't click my fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't do that "peas go pop" thing either. Y'know... finger in the cheek...and i can't whistle with my fingers either.

My fingers are basically useless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm awesome at everything.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Cook rice, fuck it up every time.

Get a rice cooker. You won't look back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't boil an egg.tried putting it in cold water first and boiling water .. never comes out 'just right'

Get a colour changing egg timer. Never fails

sounds way too simple .. maybe I overegg things ... oh dear that was awful

Try one and you might crack it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can't get a meet, apparently I'm not good looking enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating.

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman over a year ago

Windsor-ish

".....Open a packet of Jaffa cakes and just eat one

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what you mean people do that?!? WTF!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant play the guitar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't cook frozen veg unless it is to oblivion...and I can't stop perving over gorgeous young men

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman over a year ago

Windsor-ish

Hubby- Tell some colours apart im partially colour blind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

I use to use a stick blender for doing mash. Now I only make mash with sweet potatoes and it never comes out lumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

You need a big strong man to handle the lumps?

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

I cant whistle

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"I cant whistle

Nor an i....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

whisk it, takes the lumps out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tolerate people who brake on every slight bend in the rd instead of just easing of the accelerator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't whistle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cook rice, fuck it up every time.

I'll PM you a fool proof guide to cooking rice, it's perfect every time

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

Just call it crushed potato. Very cordon bleu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

Get a potato ricer

I can't feel my right butt cheek, thigh or foot due to nerve damage from a slipped disc a few years ago

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

Lumps are the best bits! If you struggle with lumps I recommend throwing some chunky applesauce in there too. Now there are lumps by design and apple mash is lovely.

As are minty mash, mustard mash, blue-cheese mash and chili mash.

...

I can't picture faces and struggle to recognise people.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "
use a hand mixer lovely and smooth then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. use a hand mixer lovely and smooth then"

Depending on the type of spuds used it can go gloopy...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating. "

Buy a betta mashaa

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Make mash without a few lumps in it... Very frustrating.

Buy a betta mashaa

Either that, or chop & cook yer spuds properly in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't boil an egg.tried putting it in cold water first and boiling water .. never comes out 'just right'

Get a colour changing egg timer. Never fails

sounds way too simple .. maybe I overegg things ... oh dear that was awful

Try one and you might crack it

I'm egg-cited to try

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