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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

105 x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh oh bad betty and no it was a fairly general comment xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx"

so am i kat but you no of my dynamics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx"

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Somone that stimulates my mind in everyway the rest follows... x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Humour, cheeky, chit chat and not just sexual stuff when messaging. I find that a total turn off! If someone is going to be regular I need to have a slightly deeper connection than justvsex with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Clean, honest, respectful and engaging

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down"

. This

But also if becoming regular a guy you feel at ease around and can have a laugh with, that doesn't mean I'll wanna marry them but the friendly connnection makes for better sex in my experience/opinion at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh oh bad betty and no it was a fairly general comment xx"

I know! I didnt know he was a dom though until the morning xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Clean, honest, respectful and engaging

Sounds a bit like me that. At least I think it does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

so am i kat but you no of my dynamics"
i do hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Clean, honest, respectful and engaging

Sounds a bit like me that. At least I think it does"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

. This

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

. This

100% x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site "
it is indeed however still don't think my opinion matters xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh oh bad betty and no it was a fairly general comment xx

I know! I didnt know he was a dom though until the morning xx "
im sure he will be fine once hes calmed down xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

Someone who can make you laugh, feel relaxed and comfortable all before you even start anything naughty

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

. This

Totally agree

Well if you already knew the answer why ask question

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site it is indeed however still don't think my opinion matters xx"

I'd like to know your opinion xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

so lets reword that. what do guys look for in a playmate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh oh bad betty and no it was a fairly general comment xx

I know! I didnt know he was a dom though until the morning xx im sure he will be fine once hes calmed down xx"

Hes ok now sat morning wow lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

Very true"

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site it is indeed however still don't think my opinion matters xx"

Surely if you are after someone to join you, you would have certain requirements?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

. This

Totally agree

Well if you already knew the answer why ask question

Just thinking it may of been my way of thinking that was putting others off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end. "

I dont like that either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site it is indeed however still don't think my opinion matters xx

I'd like to know your opinion xx"
thanks hun and i agree pretty much with all that's been said xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

someone who does what they say. meets when they say and basicially not a let down

. This

Totally agree

Well if you already knew the answer why ask question

Just thinking it may of been my way of thinking that was putting others off"

No I think you'll find most women

Wanting regular will be of a similar mindset with a few exceptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

Very true

Thanks x

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i cant really answer as im a taken woman xx

I've met couples in the past. After all it is a swingers site it is indeed however still don't think my opinion matters xx

Surely if you are after someone to join you, you would have certain requirements? "
oh of course xx

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Curvy... That profile pic

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

I dont like that either

Neither do I and when I was a fab newbie (almost 6 yrs ago) I learnt very quickly they were just after a wank and had no intention of meeting so I don't bother wasting my time now once that question gets asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh oh bad betty and no it was a fairly general comment xx

I know! I didnt know he was a dom though until the morning xx im sure he will be fine once hes calmed down xx hmmm i bet xx

Hes ok now sat morning wow lol x"

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Curvy... That profile pic

Thank you

Its my favourite face pic one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end. "

I don't mean I'm that way...whatever happens will happen and planning a meet moment by miment isn't my thing...by engaging my brain I mean being funny, confident, at ease with yourself....the brain is the biggest sexual organ. No matter what attracts you touch, taste, smell....the brain is the thing to process it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need matty hell answer the regulr ply mate question he won me over at first i said no no no and then he did exactly that and he stimulated my mind made me laugh and the sex just followed.. the sex is amazing even more so because all the other aspects are there.. sounds mushy but its true! X

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end. "

I don't like that sort of thing.

Unless I know the guy and we're out and he whispers it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Hit nail on the head x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

I dont like that either

yeah exactly my brain shuts off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

Very true

Thanks x

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need matty hell answer the regulr ply mate question he won me over at first i said no no no and then he did exactly that and he stimulated my mind made me laugh and the sex just followed.. the sex is amazing even more so because all the other aspects are there.. sounds mushy but its true! X"

And I thought you was single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Hit nail on the head x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

I dont like that either

yeah exactly my brain shuts off"

Oh I can do all that kind of chat, but I save it for regular meets I know are worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for"

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

I dont like that either

yeah exactly my brain shuts off

Oh I can do all that kind of chat, but I save it for regular meets I know are worth it"

Once you know someone you know what buttons to push physically and verbally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I thought you was single

I am hes my regular fb x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter. "

You didn't like my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

I dont like that either

yeah exactly my brain shuts off

Oh I can do all that kind of chat, but I save it for regular meets I know are worth it

Once you know someone you know what buttons to push physically and verbally

That I agree as its always better getting to know someone first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evert time i say im fugly i will remember fetts words xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

99% I'm in the same boat lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

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or mine lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

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lol kids playing nicely then xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

99% I'm in the same boat lol "

I'm not usually in that boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx"

Just Nuttys lil mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

99% I'm in the same boat lol

I'm not usually in that boat

Take that as a compliment then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

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ah ok lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!"

I'm gonna kill her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx"

Looks nice that pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me. "

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

dont worry kinky he didnt like mine either. but dont hold it against him lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic"
thanks very kind of you to say so xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back from dinner what I missed

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

You didn't like my face

99% I'm in the same boat lol

I'm not usually in that boat

Take that as a compliment then

I'll do my best

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx"

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

Hey I just cooked stirfry but I took pity on you and kept it to myself. Self control. You don't know what it took!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

haha love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

Wooo hello

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx"

I'm contemplating getting my body paints out to do a nice new pic later once the kiddies are in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

awwww how nice is that

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

Wooo hello"

Are you back yet?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'd never put my face pic public

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never put my face pic public

No neither would I

My face pic I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

Wooo hello

Are you back yet?"

Back this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

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my lovely hubby did mine x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never put my face pic public

I dont either kinky i charm them before showing that part lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

I'm contemplating getting my body paints out to do a nice new pic later once the kiddies are in bed "
i want so doing when i come to see you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

Hey I just cooked stirfry but I took pity on you and kept it to myself. Self control. You don't know what it took!

I done chicken stir fry too LMAO xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never put my face pic public

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i know im stupid no wonder cant get a meet lol xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

I'm contemplating getting my body paints out to do a nice new pic later once the kiddies are in bed i want so doing when i come to see you xx"

Well you can have a preview of my work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x"

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never put my face pic public

i know im stupid no wonder cant get a meet lol xx"

stop it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back had to pick lil legs up x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Back from dinner what I missed

Meeeeee

Wooo hello

Are you back yet?

Back this afternoon

Yeayyyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

Hey I just cooked stirfry but I took pity on you and kept it to myself. Self control. You don't know what it took!

I done chicken stir fry too LMAO xx"

roast beef here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

I'm contemplating getting my body paints out to do a nice new pic later once the kiddies are in bed i want so doing when i come to see you xx

Well you can have a preview of my work "
cool cant wait xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x"

But she's so cuuuute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me"
sorry i cant help you x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I send a face pic if I like the look and sound of someone. But that's not that often in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd never put my face pic public

i know im stupid no wonder cant get a meet lol xx

stop it"
whatttttt xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter. "

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

Hey I just cooked stirfry but I took pity on you and kept it to myself. Self control. You don't know what it took!

I done chicken stir fry too LMAO xx"

See SOULMATES !!!! I told you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back had to pick lil legs up x"
welcome back hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x"

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't show due to nature of employment, plus if someone really wants to meet me it's social first don't do fuck and go, unless in clubs of courseq

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!"

Hi Ruby

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!"

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!"

you pass all stages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back had to pick lil legs up x"

Wb x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't show due to nature of employment, plus if someone really wants to meet me it's social first don't do fuck and go, unless in clubs of courseq

i carnt remember what u look like lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what do ladies look for in a playmate?

For me, someone who can make me laugh and who I can have an intelligent conversation with. They are massive turn ons for me.

I know what look for in a playmate. Someone who doesn't call the cops or lay charges....

And enjoys foodporn hahaha

Hey I just cooked stirfry but I took pity on you and kept it to myself. Self control. You don't know what it took!

I done chicken stir fry too LMAO xx

See SOULMATES !!!! I told you!!!"

And I told you!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

"
aww xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I don't show due to nature of employment, plus if someone really wants to meet me it's social first don't do fuck and go, unless in clubs of courseq

i carnt remember what u look like lol"

Don't you just know hot to make a guy feel special

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!"

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't show due to nature of employment, plus if someone really wants to meet me it's social first don't do fuck and go, unless in clubs of courseq

i carnt remember what u look like lol

Don't you just know hot to make a guy feel special

It's all good someone liked me this weekend

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what"

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face "

I failed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

aww xx"

I'm gonna need a moment as its all come back to me now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't show due to nature of employment, plus if someone really wants to meet me it's social first don't do fuck and go, unless in clubs of courseq

i carnt remember what u look like lol

Don't you just know hot to make a guy feel special

not seen a pic recently maybe about 2 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

aww xx

I'm gonna need a moment as its all come back to me now

Suck it up buttercup or I'll slap you and not how you like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

I failed

"
tbh think about 98% of the ladies on this thread did xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

aww xx

I'm gonna need a moment as its all come back to me now

Oh dear hugs honey take all the time you need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

aww xx

I'm gonna need a moment as its all come back to me now

"
sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!"

Great...then I'll have stroppy knickers and her admirers to contend with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"put a pic up of me in all my glory face an all xx

Looks nice that pic thanks very kind of you to say so xx

You're welcome

I would do a full photo of me but I'm crap with my phone

my lovely hubby did mine x

Cool. Wish I had someone to do a full photo of me sorry i cant help you x

Yeah. Shame I don't have a best friend anymore to do that for me

aww xx

I'm gonna need a moment as its all come back to me now

Suck it up buttercup or I'll slap you and not how you like it

You're right. I shouldn't be wasting my tears. Its not worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx"

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!"
oooiiiiii cheeky xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!

Great...then I'll have stroppy knickers and her admirers to contend with

Hey she's a great kid. She's got a great mamma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!"

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka! oooiiiiii cheeky xx"

Also known as a keg....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

you pass all stages"

Shucks!! You'll embarrass me..... Nah, pretty glad! Now just to sort that fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!

Great...then I'll have stroppy knickers and her admirers to contend with

Hey she's a great kid. She's got a great mamma

I was a gobby bitch as a teenager and we're so alike I keep apologising to my parents for all the shit I did then hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha "

That's called BodyOnTap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap"
????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha "
oooiiiiii x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka! oooiiiiii cheeky xx

Also known as a keg....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap????"
think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!

Great...then I'll have stroppy knickers and her admirers to contend with

Hey she's a great kid. She's got a great mamma

I was a gobby bitch as a teenager and we're so alike I keep apologising to my parents for all the shit I did then hahaha"

I was also a gobby teenager. I'm hoping that phase will end before I turn 50.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha oooiiiiii x"

Luffs ya really xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx"

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha oooiiiiii x

Luffs ya really xxx

"
yeah yeah lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

"
ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I'm not back soon I'm in Holloway for murder

lol kids playing nicely then xx

Just Nuttys lil mate

Hey no hurting my buddy! We're mates! Hi five mini pixie...!!!

I'm gonna kill her

Over my dead body! Whatever she's done I forgive her

This weekend she's broken my bed....screamed like a banshee while I was on the phone...annoyed everyone at home to the point my boy asked to stay at his nan's and just refuses to listen x

But she's so cuuuute!

Cuteness means Jack all when you take shares out in a drugs company for headache tablets

It gets better once they grow up.

Only five or six more years.... then they're teenagers yay!

Great...then I'll have stroppy knickers and her admirers to contend with

Hey she's a great kid. She's got a great mamma

I was a gobby bitch as a teenager and we're so alike I keep apologising to my parents for all the shit I did then hahaha

I was also a gobby teenager. I'm hoping that phase will end before I turn 50.....

I'm still gobby but being older now I just get called fiesty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx"

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx"

NO!!! You didn't just fat shame Santa did you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

NO!!! You didn't just fat shame Santa did you?

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha"
lmao xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

NO!!! You didn't just fat shame Santa did you?

Of course not she merely stated a fact he's fat and a useless twat that only works once a year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

NO!!! You didn't just fat shame Santa did you?

"
oh oh my bad on the naughty list i go........ again xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

Hi Ruby

Missed this! Sorry! How can I make it up to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha"

It's a slippery slope... all downhill from here... before you know it you'll be in a hotel bed with a beautiful woman... forgot where I was going with this..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im lost with all the convos and dont no where to join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha lmao xx"

Finished choking now hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

NO!!! You didn't just fat shame Santa did you?

Of course not she merely stated a fact he's fat and a useless twat that only works once a year

"
oh see i was good i bleeped twat coz did not want to upset you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha

It's a slippery slope... all downhill from here... before you know it you'll be in a hotel bed with a beautiful woman... forgot where I was going with this.. "

Pushing it matey lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im lost with all the convos and dont no where to join in

"
just jump in hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well i have been a good girl made a bottle of vodka last 3 nights lol xx

Don't you just LOVE those 5 litre bottles of vodka!

I thought she had an endless IV

hahaha

That's called BodyOnTap???? think it was meant to say voddyontap xx

That's what I asked santa for Christmas but I got socks...

ahhhhh hes a useless fat t**t and only comes once a year xx

Ffs just done a Mr F and now wearing my tea hahahaha lmao xx

Finished choking now hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

Hi Ruby

Missed this! Sorry! How can I make it up to you?"

I'm busy drawing up a list... I'll PM it to you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im lost with all the convos and dont no where to join in

Alcohol

Fat shaming Santa

Clits confusions

Errmmm that's just the ones I remember hahaha

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By *BW star and DocCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

I failed

tbh think about 98% of the ladies on this thread did xx"

Wow 98%. Really lol. Great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

I failed

tbh think about 98% of the ladies on this thread did xx

Wow 98%. Really lol. Great. "
hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

I failed

tbh think about 98% of the ladies on this thread did xx

Wow 98%. Really lol. Great. "

Hey Miss A

How's your other half?

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By *BW star and DocCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"I always say you need to engage my brain before you access my body

See if someone asks me what am I going to do to them etc then that's where the convo will end.

Very true

so what do you look for

I have a very specific type. 1st thing will be face. As if no attraction there the rest won't matter.

Awww, pal! So pleased I got through the first stage!

Good to see chat get this high! Tried to skim to catch up but I think I am better starting afresh!

Hope everyone is having a good night!

I made it past stage one too.

I fell at a later hurdle

Cest la vie

past stages of what

Clits stage 1 hurdle - pretty face

I failed

tbh think about 98% of the ladies on this thread did xx

Wow 98%. Really lol. Great.

Hey Miss A

How's your other half?"

Hey gorgeous. A little better thanks but not great x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im lost with all the convos and dont no where to join in

Alcohol

Fat shaming Santa

Clits confusions

Errmmm that's just the ones I remember hahaha

ive read them all just dont no where I fit lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nuts- rather clogging up the thread quoting our previous messages, I will just say that I am eagerly awaiting your list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im lost now too x

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