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over a year ago
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Are you sure that's ham  .
My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.
Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart? |
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"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? 
Sadly not, but you are right, it does give off an initial pong.
And then someone thought....this smells like fart....I'm gonna eat it."
That will be me then! Hahaha  |
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"Are you sure that's ham .
My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.
Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?"
Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa. 
I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.
I taught her well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you sure that's ham .
My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.
Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?
Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.
I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.
I taught her well. "
I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops  |
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"Haha jumping dog farts. Does she work in a ham factory lol
Really though they do put some gas in to preserve it. Nitrogen or sumfin.
I hold my breath when opening can't stand it! "
That would make sense |
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"Are you sure that's ham .
My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.
Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?
Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.
I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.
I taught her well.
I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops "
That's shut me right up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet? "
Dog fart is a known preservative. Honest! I use them to keep boiled eggs fresh. Opening the jar can be an experience however.... |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Are you sure that's ham .
My ham smells lovely, though its not from a packet.
Although the real question is, how do you know a general smell of a dog fart?
Alright posh boy, not everyone can afford a level up from smart price hahahaaaaa.
I have a dog. She farts when she jumps.
I taught her well.
I don't have to be posh, a good quality tasty ham in a Polish shop costs less than packet ham in big chain grocery shops "
This is true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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there's probably an actual scientific explanation that involves chemistry.
don't they freeze meat for ten years? so it's like ten year old flesh that should have decomposed by now but has been kept 'fresh' artificailly. |
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All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
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Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.
S"
You are wrong lol 
H xx |
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"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.
S"
I just fucking cried at that hahahahaaaaaaa
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
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"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.
S
I just fucking cried at that hahahahaaaaaaa
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My job here is done
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because your dog eats ham so that's what his facts smell of? Lol. The eternal question. Does ham smell of dog fart or do dog facts smell of ham? "
ugh farts not facts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ham smells like dog fart when you open the packet?
Cookie will be so very glad she is a vegetarian!
Him"
Affirmative! I am so glad I'm a vegetarian.
Her x |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"All meat has some bacteria ; which give off various gases; with packed meat, that gas is trapped in the packaging.
Non packaged meat has the air around it to dissipate the gasses:
If you leave packaged ham open for a short while, the smell disappears.
Same reason farts smell worse in the bath.
S"
Brings a whole new meaning to 'bubble bath' |
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