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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago
harlow |
Had three in the last day 
One was a report to admin due to age gap.
Another a report to the police due to age gap. I really wouldn't mind but we're a happy couple who met whilst working together we know on paper we look wrong but it's just works and we don't know why any more than anyone else does 
And the third was your Mrs is a f-ing bat shes f-ing hanging... I don't even know what that means (feel free to enlighten me!) But I'm guessing it wasn't a compliment!
R xxx |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have had some absolute doozies but can't repeat them verbatim regardless of how funny they are. Quite a few along the not a compliment compliment lines though e.g. I'm pretty for a fat girl or I don't look as old as I am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one along the lines of where do I live?
Where do you live _rightonsteve?
Exactly. "Gormless Street", I said. Just down the road from you.....ahm in Dud-lay.....she replied.  "
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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago
harlow |
"messaged us asking for a meet saying how hot my body was
Said no
Told I need to get to a gym
Mrs "
Always the way - you're the hottest thing in the world til they get rejected! Butt hurt much... |
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I opened a very ranty message ripping into me for my 'lack of manners' in not responding to a previous 'nice' message he'd spent a lot of time on and how women on here were 'up themselves' blah blah blah ...
When I eventually found the first message - which I hadn't even *noticed*, let alone read - it had been the sent just *15* minutes before the second.
And when I deleted both of them, I got a third telling me I was a 'fat, ugly, old boiler' (yeah, tell me something I don't know ).
Funny how someone's opinion of you can change so completely within 20 minutes ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once told by a lady that she wasnt interested because she only fancied manly men
That is hilarious
#wounded  "
She was clearly messaging the wrong person  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"Had three in the last day
One was a report to admin due to age gap.
Another a report to the police due to age gap. I really wouldn't mind but we're a happy couple who met whilst working together we know on paper we look wrong but it's just works and we don't know why any more than anyone else does
And the third was your Mrs is a f-ing bat shes f-ing hanging... I don't even know what that means (feel free to enlighten me!) But I'm guessing it wasn't a compliment!
R xxx"
Your 9th pic
Looks like a bat
Think it's that what he is referring to? |
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had someone telling me he screams about meeting older woman... he was 2 or 3 years younger...
and a couple who message, I deleted as not interested and then had another message telling me how rude I was to simply delete and if I knew how much time and effort to took to write the first one... first message had been copied their profile text |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been told by someone they always wanted an old woman.
I'm 51, he was late 30s.
51, is not fucking old.
Was called rude, because I said a polite no thank you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't remember if it was a couple or a lass,anyway they requested a face pic.
So I sent one n a short while later got a reply asking if I was really Scottish!
Guess there wasn't enough shortbread n tartan in the pic! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been told by someone they always wanted an old woman.
I'm 51, he was late 30s.
51, is not fucking old.
Was called rude, because I said a polite no thank you.
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I got called rude fat old cow for saying no thanks |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
On here a few years back. A guy launched quite a personal attack at me on the forums. Said I was fat and no man would really want me with my 3 bellies. I would only ever be someone's shag and not good enough for anything more.
I've also been reported as a fake too.
An old boss once also told me I don't carry myself like a fat woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had too many pics of my boobs on show and I should put them away and show some decorum  "
I don't know which part of the body the decorum is but I'm sure yours is very nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got told my wife was fat and i had a small cock neither of which are true
there are many nasty things i will say about my ex wife but fat is not one of them |
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