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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The only footwear suitable for this weather is in the shed - can someone go and fetch them please?

Fair warning - the garden is covered in cat shit under the snow.

There's a cocoa in it for you

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You should coco!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

That'll teach you to clean up the cat shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmmm.....I think I'll pass.

You'll have frozen fluffy turds to pick up when the snow goes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pas on that one bud , tip for the top ,keep your walking boots indoors

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"The only footwear suitable for this weather is in the shed - can someone go and fetch them please?

Fair warning - the garden is covered in cat shit under the snow.

There's a cocoa in it for you

There is not much snow.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Hmmm do I want to leave my cosy bed for a cold snowy minefield of cat shit? Let me think

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Snow'n'catshitproof Slippers™ are the way to go

*available at absolutely no stores anywhere you

Terms & conditions apply.

Not suitable for dog owners

Discount for grannies who enjoy walking the walk

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

You should've considered the 7 P's before deciding to leave your footwear in the shed! Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Puss Poo Performance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strap the cat to your foot and hop to the shed .....

Oh c'mon lighten-up .....it's just a joke...

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Do what my mum used to do. Put socks on over your shoes followed by plastic bags secured with elastic bands. Both stylish and practical...said no one, ever.

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By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You lot are no use. It would have been so different if my pic was of a cunt...

...oh wait..

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