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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.
He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.
When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.
He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.
When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"
Probably the rest of my family.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!"
Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it  Miss T |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The floor is covered in lego's. All I'm allowed to eat is lumpy unseasoned mashed potato. And I'm made to listen to call me maybe for 18hours of the day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!
Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it Miss T"
Walking slowly and stopping for no reason or changing direction without looking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!
Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it Miss T
Walking slowly and stopping for no reason or changing direction without looking!"
That really would be hell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!
Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it Miss T"
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People who when they talk you can hear the moisture in their mouth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!
Oh I have that too! Even certain breathing annoys me, so I'd imagine that would be there awaiting me too. That and people walking slowly, or kids screaming or plenty more when I think about it Miss T.
People who when they talk you can hear the moisture in their mouth "
Aaaaaargh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer getting out of my seat and telling me that he was just keeping it warm for me lol
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Only if you get their first otherwise it's my seat"
Lol im sure im to hell first
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me. "
There's a man who has given it some thought  |
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.
There's a man who has given it some thought "
Yes, I bet he reads profiles too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.
There's a man who has given it some thought
Yes, I bet he reads profiles too "
He also doesn't assume somebody doesn't have rules, even if there isn't a long list.
And occasionally refers to himself in the third person.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so... 
Mmhmm yes of course.
Serious penis er penance first though
I go to church weekly. I have no worries "
Jesus he knows you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!"
Just thinking of this stresses me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other than sodding spelling mistakes mine would be being buried alive with someone who chews very loudly.
Misophonia FTW!
Just thinking of this stresses me out "
I have that too! |
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As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me. "
You'll have to die in some spectacular fashion for that to happen though. Only warriors allowed in Valhalla. And just think of all that vomit everywhere! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again "
Apparently that was the biblical definition of hell. It was mediaeval pundits who added the flames and demons.
Hell is, quite simply, boredom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Loads of people shouting over each other bragging about themselves - and they've all got screaming, tantruming, bratty snotty nosed kids
( similar to my lunch break in pret a manger )
Or full of space invading people that hum or whistle tunelessly, chew loudly and snore!
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again
Apparently that was the biblical definition of hell. It was mediaeval pundits who added the flames and demons.
Hell is, quite simply, boredom."
Not a bad stab at it for an atheist then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just as we get there and looking forward to seeing all our friends and carry on partying he says "only joking", presses the up button and end up in heaven with all those god bothering goody goodys... that really would be Hell ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just as we get there and looking forward to seeing all our friends and carry on partying he says "only joking", presses the up button and end up in heaven with all those god bothering goody goodys... that really would be Hell ...
xx"
I do reckon the Godly folk are just jealous that the Devil has the best parties and want to keep people away from them |
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"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...
Mmhmm yes of course.
Serious penis er penance first though
I go to church weekly. I have no worries "
That won't save you. You're on here. We're all going to Hell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.
You'll have to die in some spectacular fashion for that to happen though. Only warriors allowed in Valhalla. And just think of all that vomit everywhere!"
I am ready to accept my place on the battlefield, my weapons are ready to tsk to my final resting place, where I shall await Ragnarok! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again "
Sounds like Stoke on Trent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A purple haired radfem dystopia where they screech all day and night about how oppressive 'man spreading' is.
Stop mansplaining!  "
AAAHHHHH am I all ready dead?! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again
Sounds like Stoke on Trent."
Definitely Hanley. |
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"The Valkyries await. I shall return to Valhalla a champion, drinking ale from curved horns with the Aesir. Odin has summoned me.
There's a man who has given it some thought
Yes, I bet he reads profiles too
He also doesn't assume somebody doesn't have rules, even if there isn't a long list.
And occasionally refers to himself in the third person. "
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"As you can see, I'm already in Limbo but if I did descend into my own personal version of Hell it'd be full of narrow minded, bigoted, thick, ill mannered and arrogant people with questionnable personal hygiene having the ability only to converse using the most boring and banal small talk. There wouldn't be a single book to read, and no music to listen to, and therefore no dancing, no creative pursuits of any sort to lift or inspire your soul, nor any coast or countryside to walk in, almost no animals other than damned (in both senses) humans ... just endless bland and depressing industrial style grey architecture in a world which was always cold, dark, windy and rainy. The only fauna would be a plethora of spiders and slugs, and there'd be nothing to eat except cabbage, sprouts, greasy, grisly burgers and kebabs from grubby takeaway shops, all served with lashings of tomato ketchup ........ and no sex, ever again "
I want to go to a different hell please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.
He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.
When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"
I quite like the smell of sulphur.
Chavs.
Chavs would be waiting for me. Watching soaps and reality TV.
(Interestingly it auto carrots to Chams!) |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.
He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.
When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"
Azrael is the real name of the grim reaper or angel of death
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"Anyway. I'm going to heaven so...
Mmhmm yes of course.
Serious penis er penance first though
I go to church weekly. I have no worries "
I was once asked why I didn't spontaneously combust whenever I walked in my old local church ... They even gave me keys to the place ! |
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"Just as we get there and looking forward to seeing all our friends and carry on partying he says "only joking", presses the up button and end up in heaven with all those god bothering goody goodys... that really would be Hell ...
xx"
Nah all the God botherers will be in hell. Having massive orgies and not enjoying it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're minding your own business and out of nowhere steps the reaper (don't fear him). You're time is up.
He tells you that the lift is going down and the smell of sulphur hits your nostrils. It's the underworld for you.
When you get there, what will be waiting for you for the rest of eternity?"
Almost every best friend I've ever had, most of my family and a dammed good party! |
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