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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Friends , Fabbers and Forumites.
What a wild weather filled day, pooch and I have had some splendidly muddy wanders today. All wrapped up against this chilly wind.
We had our usual little chats as we do . We discussed how our profiles on here , yours, mine and all you cheeky fabbers . It is just an avert for yourself. So how well written and presented it it is down to you.
So our question this evening is . Who would be your ideal chum on here ,the one or couple who you are looking for .
So this evening ,post your wanted adds for your ideal .
This is your opportunity and who knows maybe they may be on here .
Taff and Pooch |
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Me, please. As per my profile. |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
Ideal fwb! There are a few! Has to be someone that matches my sec drive.... |
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Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op Heres my add.
Can you put it in your window for me. Is it still 50p per week?
Wanted. Somebody
Thanks.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op Heres my add.
Can you put it in your window for me. Is it still 50p per week?
Wanted. Somebody
Thanks.
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Perfecto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: female, redhead (natural), 5'10+. Must be bisexual, submissive/masochist with sensitive nipples and an aversion to clothes 
I reckon I've got more chance of winning every Euro millions jackpot for a month  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone who's breathing and can actually reply to messages lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted...fwb who has a liking for curves and giggles and isn't an utter numpty...oh and who can be available on the rare times that I am...that bit seems to be a particular impossibilty in these here parts!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes crisps, gin and fucking. |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
someone who doesn't assume I want more than I do would be great!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice"
Ditto. And it's harder to find than it should be. Or i'm harder work than i should be?
Hmm food for thought right there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes crisps, gin and fucking."
Why aren't you local to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted...fwb who has a liking for curves and giggles and isn't an utter numpty...oh and who can be available on the rare times that I am...that bit seems to be a particular impossibilty in these here parts! "
sounds like me shame I live on the other side of the country |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wanted
FWB
I am looking for some one who likes the great outdoors. Loves nature and all the glories it has to offer.
Enjoys music, life, walks and picnic's
Feels as at home in a fancy restaurant and the local chippy.
Have a as silly sense of humour as myself. Have their own mind and opinions .
Loves kisses ,cwtches and kites
If this is you apply within
Taff
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a women that accepts that i'm not the best looking and haven't got the biggest cock or the perfect body and that will meet up for a social or if I'm lucky have some naughty fun |
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"Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice
Ditto. And it's harder to find than it should be. Or i'm harder work than i should be?
Hmm food for thought right there "
Damn them miles eh |
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Wanted
A Woman who likes me for being me, Mutual attraction and similar personalities,
Copied of my profile
"Ideally looking for local Women/married Women who's partner is fully aware of the lifestyle, But thats not set in stone as every situation is different. Maybe a fwb to explore/share our fantasies and build up a toy/Lingerie collection, Visit swinging clubs and weekends away"
I would travel as I like to stay in hotels, I would love to stay in big grand hotels set in acres of land or castle style hotels, I have stayed in Ruthin castle a few years ago but haven't had the chance to stay in anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted:
Someone fairly local who wants a regular friendship and not just a couple of meets then move on. Also someone that would like to escort me to a club would be very nice.
I look after myself and always make a huge effort for a meet so would like that reciprocated.
I like the social side too so meeting for lunch/dinner or even a coffee would be nice as well as some steamy sessions.
I'm pretty easy going but I do have feelings and am quite a sensitive person (can be explained) so am looking for may be someone with a caring nature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice
Ditto. And it's harder to find than it should be. Or i'm harder work than i should be?
Hmm food for thought right there
Damn them miles eh "
Yep. Story of my life! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice
Ditto. And it's harder to find than it should be. Or i'm harder work than i should be?
Hmm food for thought right there
Damn them miles eh
Yep. Story of my life! "
Aww we are at the wrong ends of wales x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if anyone is looking for a loon though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've already got my "ad" on my profile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes crisps, gin and fucking.
Why aren't you local to me!!"
I know, I'm perfect |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Likes crisps, gin and fucking.
Why aren't you local to me!!
I know, I'm perfect "
Apart from liking crisps. Bleh.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for young hung local guy.any around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: bright, funny, filthy people, with minds open enough to not freak out at my current situation, for unhurried, uninhibited intimacy.
Coffee (or tea) and cake lovers particularly welcome, bonus points for fabulous kissers.
Ideally won't be put off by occasional inane chatter and mild neurotic tendencies.
Ad taker fully aware of his underside of the bottom rung of the pecking order ladder that is often worsened by not fully thinking messages through before pressing 'send'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just somebody who doesn't turn out to be a loon would be nice"
That's me out then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for:
Me, but with boobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Likes crisps, gin and fucking.
Why aren't you local to me!!"
I'm sure I could learn to enjoy gin... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for:
Me, but with boobs."
Have you ever heard the term Narcissexual? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted, FWB, preferably sane.
Also, Volvo for sale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for:
Me, but with boobs.
Have you ever heard the term Narcissexual? "
Nah, I'm too busy wanking in the mirror. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for:
Me, but with boobs."
So you'd like her to keep the cock? And the fancy hair? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I'm looking for a single (yes, really single) guy local to me for intermittent but lengthy meets involving food, booze, and shagging. The odd night out drinking or eating is also fine, but I'm not looking for a relationship.
Looks-wise: tall (sorry but I am tall so need taller), hair colour not an issue, fine with men who wear glasses (phwooarr), preferably slim or at least athletic. Adrien Brody or Marton Csokas lookalikes go top of the list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: A man for irregular regular fun, frolics, flirting & fucking.
Apply Within. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Wanted :
Nerd who likes fucking and sarcasm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone who brings ring donuts! |
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" A hour after posting and no replies ?
This is as bad as fab
Places a second add with adjustments
Wanted
A Woman who likes me for being me, Mutual attraction and similar personalities,
Copied of my profile
"Ideally looking for local Women/married Women who's partner is fully aware of the lifestyle, But thats not set in stone as every situation is different. Maybe a fwb to explore/share our fantasies and build up a toy/Lingerie collection, Visit swinging clubs and weekends away"
I would travel as I like to stay in hotels, I would love to stay in big grand hotels set in acres of land or castle style hotels, I have stayed in Ruthin castle a few years ago but haven't had the chance to stay in anymore,
Your age isn't really a issue its the mutual attraction and personality match that is
Scrummy"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted...fwb who has a liking for curves and giggles and isn't an utter numpty...oh and who can be available on the rare times that I am...that bit seems to be a particular impossibilty in these here parts! "
I like curves |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who. "
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who.
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who. "
Oh that reminds me- haven't watched the Christmas one yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who brings ring donuts! "
You've thing bout doughnuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who.
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who. "
Can't please everyone obviously not a deal breaker however I didn't say must |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone close would be helpful |
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Copied from my previous thread
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who brings ring donuts! "
Heathen. Jam all the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who.
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who.
Oh that reminds me- haven't watched the Christmas one yet!"
I thought it was really good |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who.
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who.
Can't please everyone obviously not a deal breaker however I didn't say must "
Well PTerry is partly responsible for my username, and I am always up for a Marvel film. As for dry humour and sarcasm, you must have read my forum posts. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox "
Fuck, that's a long list. I thought I was being demanding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for:
Me, but with boobs.
Have you ever heard the term Narcissexual?
Nah, I'm too busy wanking in the mirror."
Ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted :
Nerd who likes fucking and sarcasm."
Hmmm... I'm trying to figure out if you are being sarcastic or not... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your too far x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nobody is perfect..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another one who is too blooming far away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman into discworld, sarcasm and dry humour and likes Marvel and Dr Who.
Darn it, you had me until Dr Who.
Can't please everyone obviously not a deal breaker however I didn't say must
Well PTerry is partly responsible for my username, and I am always up for a Marvel film. As for dry humour and sarcasm, you must have read my forum posts. "
I may have popped across a few and. I am looking forward to the documentary they are going to make this year |
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I'm always on the look out for someone local - my entire profile is my ad really! |
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If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox
Fuck, that's a long list. I thought I was being demanding. "
I like to make things clear from the outset |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6ft+ viking. Must have a beard that small birds can nest in, a vast array of checked shirts, hands like shovels but gentle when needed. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of rope, music and terrible Sci fi films/programmes.
Easy right??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted:
Someone with a nice smile, naughty glint in there eye, and a dirty mind.
Who can hold a conversation and a whole lot of woman(there is a lot of me).
My ideal person would like snuggles on the sofa watching films as well as hot steamy sex. Local and regular.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex "
Tempting. Test drive available? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex
Tempting. Test drive available? "
You can test drive this crazy lady if you can keep up with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWB required: must have dark sense of humour, like gin, fucking during thunderstorms and wear suits that look good on hotel room floors
Extra points given to men who can do 10 cock raises and are graduates of Thing Two's cock training program
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex
Tempting. Test drive available?
You can test drive this crazy lady if you can keep up with me "
Could be worth a shot of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FWB required: must have dark sense of humour, like gin, fucking during thunderstorms and wear suits that look good on hotel room floors
Extra points given to men who can do 10 cock raises and are graduates of Thing Two's cock training program
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I sense a cock training certification coming on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, please. As per my profile. "
Snap... just wish people read it! |
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I'm looking for a woman local or fairly local to me who likes nights out having a laugh. And likes long sex sessions. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Tall, good looking, bulky but not overweight type frame, localish, gsoh with a masters in kissing please contact me NOW!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am looking for a submissive lady, ideally, but not essentially, of a bi-sexual persuasion and preferably reasonably local to me, for regular fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, good looking, bulky but not overweight type frame, localish, gsoh with a masters in kissing please contact me NOW!!!!! "
Well that's me out then  |
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"I'm looking for a woman local or fairly local to me who likes nights out having a laugh. And likes long sex sessions. "
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"Tall, good looking, bulky but not overweight type frame, localish, gsoh with a masters in kissing please contact me NOW!!!!! "
You already met him |
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Ideally someone localish in Yorkshire or Lancashire (don't mind traveling a bit further for the right one tho) that likes sexy lingerie who can accommodate or doesn't mind hotels, doesn't mind the odd dirty weekend away and a saucy treat or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men who are taller than me (flick loves her heels), rugged and sexy, tattoos and facial hair a massive turn on for me as is someone with a filthy sense of humour...prefer not be married /attached...local ish and happy to do socialising as much as shagging....please form an orderly queue... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted:
Non-pushy/pesty 20-something male with all his own hair and teeth. Must bring booze, a GSOH & live within 20 mins of Manchester city centre. Anyone using the terms BBC, bull, dom, MILF or cougar not allowed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, good looking, bulky but not overweight type frame, localish, gsoh with a masters in kissing please contact me NOW!!!!! "
No, no, no, no, meh, yes
Bugger  |
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Wanted: guy with a dick and not an actual dick of a guy, preferably someone who doesn't have a face like a bag of spanners as I do enjoy kissing, so if you have one only a mother could love please move along.
you'll need to be able to swim long distance and make me laugh.
In return I offer...well nothing you should just think yourself lucky I said yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: Ice cream enabler, ideally into butt stuff.
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"Wanted: guy with a dick and not an actual dick of a guy, preferably someone who doesn't have a face like a bag of spanners as I do enjoy kissing, so if you have one only a mother could love please move along.
you'll need to be able to swim long distance and make me laugh.
In return I offer...well nothing you should just think yourself lucky I said yes "
Fuck you. What did spanners ever do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex
Tempting. Test drive available?
You can test drive this crazy lady if you can keep up with me
Could be worth a shot of course "
How good is your aim? |
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Wanted man to fuck me senseless and feed me haribos
No hairy nostrils/ear holes...:must like bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny
Sexy
Non clingy
Within 20 miles |
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"Wanted: guy with a dick and not an actual dick of a guy, preferably someone who doesn't have a face like a bag of spanners as I do enjoy kissing, so if you have one only a mother could love please move along.
you'll need to be able to swim long distance and make me laugh.
In return I offer...well nothing you should just think yourself lucky I said yes
Fuck you. What did spanners ever do "
Depends on the size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Sexy
Non clingy
Within 20 miles"
Yes yes yes dang it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fun relaxing times needed with a nice genuine lady fwb distance isn't a issue when you drive fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted: Woman with own hair and teeth to use my face as a seat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Given up on men. I am looking for a woman, i don't want sex with you so you can cuckold me, i dont care.
Plus side i actually get to experience a cuckold relationship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted someone pretty and gentle, who likes poetry, drinking tea and doesn't make too much noise. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wanted someone pretty and gentle, who likes poetry, drinking tea and doesn't make too much noise. "
Two out of five enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted someone pretty and gentle, who likes poetry, drinking tea and doesn't make too much noise.
Two out of five enough?"
I'll make exceptions for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First name Mr, last name Who.
OR,
Quirky intelligent geeky pretty brunette lady, not too tall as I'm hobbit sized. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted: Woman with own hair and teeth to use my face as a seat.
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Can you breathe through your ears then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted: Woman with own hair and teeth to use my face as a seat.
Can you breathe through your ears then?"
Why yes I can |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
Gentleman with a dominant side. Tall, sexy, fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm
Apply here please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice handsome face, nice strong penis, must enjoy having his bum hole licked, must enjoy watching DVDs and spooning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy lady seeks crazy cave Man for crazy passionate fun and sex
Tempting. Test drive available?
You can test drive this crazy lady if you can keep up with me
Could be worth a shot of course
How good is your aim? "
Rather good I'd like to think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like someone who likes similar things to myself so that we could do things socially and so that it wasn't all about the sex (providing they wanted that too).
I'm not one who has a particular type when it comes to looks and what I find attractive. I think for me, that all depends on how the individual carries themselves and what their personality is like.
Finally, when it comes to the bedroom stuff...... someone who is willing to try things and not be a complete prude!
I guess the FWB could go one of two ways:
- Just Sex
- Friendship with sex
Personally, I think sex is better when you have a chemistry with the other person and so i've always struggled with the one night stand thing. I'd much rather get to know what they like and ensure that I deliver! |
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over a year ago
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"Wanted man to fuck me senseless and feed me haribos
No hairy nostrils/ear holes...:must like bacon "
Damn all outta Haribos and I'd be punching way above my weight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single. Geeky. Petrolhead. Curvy. Own hair. Nice eyes. Slightly perverted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice handsome face, nice strong penis, must enjoy having his bum hole licked, must enjoy watching DVDs and spooning. "
don't know about handsome but I'm good with the rest  Not just on the snooker table too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like someone who likes similar things to myself so that we could do things socially and so that it wasn't all about the sex (providing they wanted that too).
I'm not one who has a particular type when it comes to looks and what I find attractive. I think for me, that all depends on how the individual carries themselves and what their personality is like.
Finally, when it comes to the bedroom stuff...... someone who is willing to try things and not be a complete prude!
I guess the FWB could go one of two ways:
- Just Sex
- Friendship with sex
Personally, I think sex is better when you have a chemistry with the other person and so i've always struggled with the one night stand thing. I'd much rather get to know what they like and ensure that I deliver!"
Your not the only one... for me ... the more I see someone.. the better the sex is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted man to fuck me senseless and feed me haribos
No hairy nostrils/ear holes...:must like bacon "
*buys hole hair trimmer* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted
FWB
I am looking for some one who likes the great outdoors. Loves nature and all the glories it has to offer.
Enjoys music, life, walks and picnic's
Feels as at home in a fancy restaurant and the local chippy.
Have a as silly sense of humour as myself. Have their own mind and opinions .
Loves kisses ,cwtches and kites
If this is you apply within
Taff
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Ha, this me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not really sure what my ideal fwb is.
Maybe a slave type.
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"Wanted man to fuck me senseless and feed me haribos
No hairy nostrils/ear holes...:must like bacon
*buys hole hair trimmer*"
*stocks up on bacon* |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"Single. Geeky. Petrolhead. Curvy. Own hair. Nice eyes. Slightly perverted. "
Only slightly, damn almost perfect score! |
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over a year ago
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Your not the only one... for me ... the more I see someone.. the better the sex is "
I'm glad you said that, I was wondering whether it was just me and if I was weird! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wanted
FWB
I am looking for some one who likes the great outdoors. Loves nature and all the glories it has to offer.
Enjoys music, life, walks and picnic's
Feels as at home in a fancy restaurant and the local chippy.
Have a as silly sense of humour as myself. Have their own mind and opinions .
Loves kisses ,cwtches and kites
If this is you apply within
Taff
Ha, this me "
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Your not the only one... for me ... the more I see someone.. the better the sex is
I'm glad you said that, I was wondering whether it was just me and if I was weird! "
I'm the same so not weird, because I am so not weird |
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I recon taff is pulling a scam with this thread, I hope no one sent him more then then 10 pound he asked for
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friend" with some benefits needed, if you can make me laugh and like to pig out in front of a movie your half way there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Female, long head hair, shaved pussy, big to medium boobs, large diameter nips that stiffen up nicely, shapely or curvy body, blowjob queen, filthy mind but clean body.
Bugga, its my fantasy, not a reality, time I woke up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted
FWB
I am looking for some one who likes the great outdoors. Loves nature and all the glories it has to offer.
Enjoys music, life, walks and picnic's
Feels as at home in a fancy restaurant and the local chippy.
Have a as silly sense of humour as myself. Have their own mind and opinions .
Loves kisses ,cwtches and kites
If this is you apply within
Taff
Ha, this me
"
I'd have to add, likes a bit of mental, not your average, slightly filthy sex, now and then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Your not the only one... for me ... the more I see someone.. the better the sex is
I'm glad you said that, I was wondering whether it was just me and if I was weird!
I'm the same so not weird, because I am so not weird "
Awesome! I feel much better about that situation now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A flexible woman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recon taff is pulling a scam with this thread, I hope no one sent him more then then 10 pound he asked for
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Dam rumbled !!!
Oh flip flop I forgot to ask for cash for advertising in my Music / tea rooms
Will accept a.cwtch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted :
Nerd who likes fucking and sarcasm."
Could a 66.6% match swing it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flange wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fun loving lady with a sarcastic sense of humour and a liking for the ridiculous.
Oh and likes the more mature gent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flange wanted."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flange wanted.
"
Slip on flange, blind flange, socket weld flange? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flange wanted.
Slip on flange, blind flange, socket weld flange?"
Any flange. |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"Flange wanted.
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Maybe he meant Regina Phalange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flange wanted.
Maybe he meant Regina Phalange "
She's mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The word flange makes my face do this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would be nice, but I've kind of given up coz I tend to fuck up lol.
Better off on my own I guess . If there's anyone who can deal with a fucktard .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The voice of David Attenborough
Brain of Dr Brian Cox
Body of Tom Hardy
Cock of Magic Mike
That'll do. I don't want much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man who is happy to watch football with me while I sit in my pants and eat pie haha |
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By *vadownMan
over a year ago
Wickham |
I would love a dark haired woman curvy body not BBW and not anerstick 10-14 full kissable lips. 5'4-5'10 eyes to swim in along with a clever naughty mind and a kinky sexual appetite. Funny independent strong minded not self absorbed and happy with life looking for good times and fun |
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A guy who is preferably taller than me - 6ft plus. Lives within 20 mile radius. Reliable and clean. Can pay his own way. Willing to go out socially and accompany to swinging clubs. Plenty of stamina. Good thick cock, preferably more than 6"
Must genuinely appreciate SSBBW. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A women!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op Heres my add.
Can you put it in your window for me. Is it still 50p per week?
Wanted. Somebody
Thanks.
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I need to add a note.
- application open to Women only. |
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"I would love a dark haired woman curvy body not BBW and not anerstick 10-14 full kissable lips. 5'4-5'10 eyes to swim in along with a clever naughty mind and a kinky sexual appetite. Funny independent strong minded not self absorbed and happy with life looking for good times and fun "
I'm too short, dang |
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"I would love a dark haired woman curvy body not BBW and not anerstick 10-14 full kissable lips. 5'4-5'10 eyes to swim in along with a clever naughty mind and a kinky sexual appetite. Funny independent strong minded not self absorbed and happy with life looking for good times and fun
I'm too short, dang "
Pocket sized  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted single ladies or couples.
Apply with in face pic on request x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man who is happy to watch football with me while I sit in my pants and eat pie haha "
As long as your not a man Utd fan |
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Think I will skip on my last add and just say message me ladies all offers considered willing to travel with in reason and willing to book a hotel if required now I can't say fairer than that can I. |
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By *vadownMan
over a year ago
Wickham |
"I would love a dark haired woman curvy body not BBW and not anerstick 10-14 full kissable lips. 5'4-5'10 eyes to swim in along with a clever naughty mind and a kinky sexual appetite. Funny independent strong minded not self absorbed and happy with life looking for good times and fun
I'm too short, dang "
Sometimes in this world we have to make caculated sacrifices |
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"Think I will skip on my last add and just say message me ladies all offers considered willing to travel with in reason and willing to book a hotel if required now I can't say fairer than that can I. "
I will buy dinner too |
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Over 5'9, chunky, happy to meet at short notice, and preferably a few times a month.
Along side the sexy times would also enjoy going out for a pint now and then and someone to share my pick and mix at the cinema.
Extra points for long hair.
Anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted charming, articulate, funny, professional good looking gent. Must have own hair and own teeth. Who can accommodate and not your car or any vehicle. Must have an 8 inch tongue and be able to breathe through ears |
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Wanted a FWB who is willing to put up with my irish accent and looking like a younger Liam Neeson.
Enjoys kissing.
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over a year ago
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Tall. Loves laughing. Patient. Loyal. Understanding of the fact my time is limited but that when I am free I will give my all. Semi understanding of my sometimes, Fab induced, paranoia. Likes Queen and Monty Python. Makes good coffee. Would be happy to primarily just play with me with others joining in every now and then. Likes my body despite my wobbly bits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted man to fuck me senseless and feed me haribos
No hairy nostrils/ear holes...:must like bacon "
Are you from my Dreams |
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Local...Must like chest forests... I bake cake |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
Dominant gentleman required, please and thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flange still wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall slim alt guy wanted. Must be easy going, tactile and fun.
Interests should include music, spooning, threesomes and the occasional strap on up the bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did this work for anyone?
Great idea Op. |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"Did this work for anyone?
Great idea Op. "
Not even a nibble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Submissive. With a streak of super-bitch.
You need attitude. I like attitude.
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"Did this work for anyone?
Great idea Op. "
Still hoping and praying that someone will message me, pleeeaaassseee |
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Wanted-
Human male sex toy required for regular meets for 2 months until my (knowing) partner returns home. Someone who is Happy for pictures and videos to be sent to him also
They must be within 30 miles of Portsmouth and able to accomodate.
Preferably tall and in possession of broad shoulders and nice arms
Chemistry is a must.... Physical and mental attraction required for the type of sex I crave.
Hit me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted: female, redhead (natural), 5'10+. Must be bisexual, submissive/masochist with sensitive nipples and an aversion to clothes
I reckon I've got more chance of winning every Euro millions jackpot for a month "
I fit this description perfectly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 19/04/17 20:18:48] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Copied from my previous thread
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NEW FWB WANTED
To fill this position the ideal candidate will be someone who is:
- Sexy
- Intelligent
- Funny
- Happy to go to the cinema
- Happy to do other social stuff
- Nice
- Honest
- Genuinely single
- Reasonable local
- Able to attend as a booty call when summoned
- Willing to attend long, sensual meets that could last all weekend
- Able to meet relatively often
This position is exempt from any Sex Equality laws and is therefore only open to males or bi males.
This is a demanding yet rewarding position, it may even include some training. It will definitely include days/nights away from home.
If you feel you have the qualities this position requires please send your CV (face pic) to my inbox "
Nice add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted: female, redhead (natural), 5'10+. Must be bisexual, submissive/masochist with sensitive nipples and an aversion to clothes
I reckon I've got more chance of winning every Euro millions jackpot for a month
I fit this description perfectly "
Magnificently, in fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman with three tits who loves polishing shoes with her labia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted!
A sexy female for a FWB position.
Must be filthy, must love to laugh and have a good sense of humour.
A love of duvet days would be ideal, As would a love of coffee dates and adventurous sex.
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Live next door, be attractive (I know, how vague!), squat.
Oh, and have a netflix account. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Adventurous in the bedroom and like cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexy lady
5'0" - 5'6"
Slim/Curvy (a little cushion for the pushin, not bbw)
Loves oral, giving and receiving
25-40 years old (some flexibility on this)
Must not fall in love with me or get all psycho on me.
Happy to share/swap/meet others together
Likes kisses and cuddles
Local, within an hour of Norwich.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted:
Someone fairly local who wants a regular friendship and not just a couple of meets then move on. Also someone that would like to escort me to a club would be very nice.
I look after myself and always make a huge effort for a meet so would like that reciprocated.
I like the social side too so meeting for lunch/dinner or even a coffee would be nice as well as some steamy sessions.
I'm pretty easy going but I do have feelings and am quite a sensitive person (can be explained) so am looking for may be someone with a caring nature."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok well I never judge a book by there cover so as long as they make me smile and up for a laugh, I can't ask for anything more.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted:
Non-pushy/pesty 20-something male with all his own hair and teeth. Must bring booze, a GSOH & live within 20 mins of Manchester city centre. Anyone using the terms BBC, bull, dom, MILF or cougar not allowed. "
Didn't work, so shamelessly reposting |
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" A hour after posting and no replies ?
This is as bad as fab
Places a second add with adjustments
Wanted
A Woman who likes me for being me, Mutual attraction and similar personalities,
Copied of my profile
"Ideally looking for local Women/married Women who's partner is fully aware of the lifestyle, But thats not set in stone as every situation is different. Maybe a fwb to explore/share our fantasies and build up a toy/Lingerie collection, Visit swinging clubs and weekends away"
I would travel as I like to stay in hotels, I would love to stay in big grand hotels set in acres of land or castle style hotels, I have stayed in Ruthin castle a few years ago but haven't had the chance to stay in anymore,
Your age isn't really a issue its the mutual attraction and personality match that is
Scrummy"
Still looking
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman with pulse needed for sex.
Men need not apply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted. Someone who smells nice, feels nice and enjoys hanging out and kissing and being naughty. Must bring biscuits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't believe no one took me up on my initial request bloody men playing hard to get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ideal fb would be ...
Someone who enjoys kissing and is tactile
Also thinks that oral is an absolute must
Isn't clingy but maintains some contact in between meets
Enjoys taking their time in the bedroom as quickies don't do it for me
Doesn't want anything other than sex and friendship
Isn't jealous and doesn't make weird remarks if I meet someone else
Can make me laugh
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Someone who doesn't say no makes me cum like a train and fucks like a machine.
Must leave socks on and cum on my left knee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted: A man for irregular regular fun, frolics, flirting & fucking.
Apply Within."
Bit confused, is it a practical test or written submission you're after? |
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