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"Isn't it ironic that Esso choose as it's mascot an animal that is indigenous to a continent that largely uses pedal power to get around.  "
well I imagine, on another far fetched conspiracy theory that the heads of the company are big game hunters...who knows what those fat cats get up to (not the tigers, they lovely) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!
Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...  "
can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon???? |
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"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!
Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...
can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????"
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!
Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...
can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????
ME "
is that the sympathy shag from this morning?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!
Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...
can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????
ME
is that the sympathy shag from this morning?? "
Maybe, but NO kissing or cuddles.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I've got a blue bum - it's cold down here!!!
Yeah... an like theres no way yer man cant warm it up...
can't find him, think he's fell down the gap in the cushions on the settee.... oh well, who fancies a fuck this afternoon????
ME
is that the sympathy shag from this morning??
Maybe, but NO kissing or cuddles. "
"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye" |
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"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye" "
You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said
Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon
Now where did i put that fookin lube xx  |
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By *mumaWoman
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"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye"
You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said
Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon
Now where did i put that fookin lube xx "
fook off and get back in the kitchen and make dinner!! |
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"Hello, set about you with the strap-on, cheers and see ye"
You bought the strap on down with ya ya never said
Upstairs now ya not shaggin anyone this afternoon
Now where did i put that fookin lube xx
fook off and get back in the kitchen and make dinner!!"
Yes dear xx  |
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"Isn't it ironic that Esso choose as it's mascot an animal that is indigenous to a continent that largely uses pedal power to get around.
well I imagine, on another far fetched conspiracy theory that the heads of the company are big game hunters...who knows what those fat cats get up to (not the tigers, they lovely)"
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