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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't get a meet yesterday.....rant..rant..rant xxx"
Im in Yeovil next week at the Premier Inn. If your near and want to meet, always happy for a social or whatever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am awake and it is too early! Wanted to sleep for at least one more hour!!! Ranty rant rant!
Ok time for tea. "
One sugar in mine please I am sweet enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spend a few days chatting to a localish lady, good rappour, get on well, get to the point of organising a social and our work/childcare schedules literally couldn't be more conflicting. Gutted.
That and plebs who don't understand how roundabouts work |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
My gastroenteritis bug is taking ages to clear up, despite the meds the GP has given me.
The Central Heating packed up yesterday but I cannot afford to get it repaired. At least there's one excellent fire in the Lounge that works.
Drinking lots but don't feel like eating much.
Hope to feel better soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only a epic rant so far today.
Endless commentary on whether there's going to be snow or not! Who cares! It'll either happen or it won't. I don't need to see minute by minute updates on where the snowflake is before it drops. I use all social media platforms to promote my business and clogging up the latest feeds etc, are folk telling the world 'so excited for the snow today' or 'where's the snow that was forecast' and 'I hope I don't get snowed in'. I want to shake them and say 'get a fookin grip, it's not going to be Armageddon inducing snowfall, unless 3 or more flakes fall. You've had fair warning, plan properly and you'll get through it fairly easily. Chuck a bit of rock salt in your drive, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets. Get a shovel, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets.'
Winter is here folks  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Only a epic rant so far today.
Endless commentary on whether there's going to be snow or not! Who cares! It'll either happen or it won't. I don't need to see minute by minute updates on where the snowflake is before it drops. I use all social media platforms to promote my business and clogging up the latest feeds etc, are folk telling the world 'so excited for the snow today' or 'where's the snow that was forecast' and 'I hope I don't get snowed in'. I want to shake them and say 'get a fookin grip, it's not going to be Armageddon inducing snowfall, unless 3 or more flakes fall. You've had fair warning, plan properly and you'll get through it fairly easily. Chuck a bit of rock salt in your drive, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets. Get a shovel, you're no longer snowed in ya muppets.'
Winter is here folks "
Problem is, us Brits always have to grumble about the weather. Whether its too hot or too cold, we still whinge.
Take out and ban the subject of weather would make it very difficult for newspapers to find something to report about! |
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For just one morning I'd like to sit and eat my crunchy nut cornflakes without seeing that fuckwitted gimp Donald Trump in the news.
And please can we have whip round and buy him a decent syrup......? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For just one morning I'd like to sit and eat my crunchy nut cornflakes without seeing that fuckwitted gimp Donald Trump in the news.
And please can we have whip round and buy him a decent syrup......?"
That one's an easy solution. Put Ceebeebies on the telly during brekky instead of the news. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"For just one morning I'd like to sit and eat my crunchy nut cornflakes without seeing that fuckwitted gimp Donald Trump in the news.
And please can we have whip round and buy him a decent syrup......?"
Forget the decent syrup, just get a whip and try to flog some sense into the Muppet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody numpties at the medical assessments place for pip... my daughters apparently no longer disabled or sick... She has downs syndrome and other complex issues but somehow they have decided shes cured...
I wish we had a snacks head against a brick wall emoji... I an having to ask for an actual assessment. |
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Last 2 nights working till midnight, working till 10 Saturday....And mornings means I'm in bed by 9!!! No time to arrange shenanigans except for Sundays.. And then not on morning shifts  Hateshiftshateshiftshateshifts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had the flu and now have a horrible cough and it's pissing me off. I just want to feel well and to kiss and fuck and enjoy myself and I can't do that and I'm not happy and I'm throwing a major strop!!!! |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
Yes dogs, there are squirrels running on the conservatory roof. No, you don't need to bark. Really.
Oh, what's this? A pigeon has the audacity to land on the fence? Well, that is completely different. Howling for at least 15 minutes is totally acceptable. 
Some days working from home is horrible. Those days usually involve squirrels, pigeons and dogs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You find/see someone you like on here, and it's never going happen because of a,b,c...etc.
Let me just go and put the kettle on, I'll get over on my own.
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Ok here's my rant and maybe Im just unlucky but.......
Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!!  |
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You know, it's funny, but being ill makes me lose my ususal tolerant, and easy going approach to things. So does lack of sleep, like being up half the night coughing up phlegm and stuff.
Boy am I a bundle of laughs at the moment #sarcasmandrantoff |
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! "
That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground.
Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too.
Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my rant and maybe Im just unlucky but.......
Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! "
 adidas isn't cheap you know?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground.
Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too.
Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own."
Totally agree with you  |
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"Guys showing up to meets in trackies and hoody! Here's me getting all pretty and ready for a meet, doing my hair, make up, tan, dressing up sexy as hell and a meet shows up in trackies and a hoody!! That would do it for me too. I'd probably throttle the unapreciative bast... erm, herberts with their own drawchords. But I hate sportwear anyway and the day my benevolent dictatorship takes over the country sportsdirect and footlockers up and down the country will be burned to the ground.
Now dont get me wrong, I have nothing against gymwear or tracksuits, but they are for the gym and the track respectively, but if your wearing them and the closest youve been to the gym was passing it on your way to kfc and the last time you saw exercise was in the fourth form then your going to be the kinddling thrown aflame into the nearest JDsports to raise that to the ground too.
Apologies for stealing your rant, and the irony is not lost on me that your name is _ymbunny82. But thanks for letting me add just a two-penneth of my own."
Haha and I thought I was annoyed I've brought out a whole inner rage in you haha |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now 
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do "
I'm in the garage getting new treads |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads "
Gorgie must have jinxed you |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you "
That stuffy fucker. |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker. "
Again. True story |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story "
I should have let him feel how smooth they are |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are "
Thought you already had |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are
Thought you already had "
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are
Thought you already had
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Not jealous |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are
Thought you already had
Not jealous "
Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her' |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are
Thought you already had
Not jealous
Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her' "
ya dick |
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"Nothing to rant about. Life pretty damn sweet right now
Oh and I got told off. Slicks are not cool
Yes but your just trouble so you probably deserved it
Not read the thread what did you do
I'm in the garage getting new treads
Gorgie must have jinxed you
That stuffy fucker.
Again. True story
I should have let him feel how smooth they are
Thought you already had
Not jealous
Alright ' Mr I'm not even going to talk to her'
ya dick "
 might need you to rescue me tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there a limit on how many rants we can have?
Snow.
Apparently it's coming. This is good news, I love the snow. I want to lay in the garden and make snow angels.
Well, it's snowed.
The world's most pathetic snow I've ever seen.
What ever happened to proper snow?
#dissapointed much. |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Is it too late for another one?
People who drive on the motorway at 15 mph below the speed limit.
Until you try to overtake the fuckers.
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Yes, it does seem strange that when you overtake a dawdling dunderhead, they suddenly become inflamed with righteous indignation and race up behind you beeping and/or flashing lights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it too late for another one?
People who drive on the motorway at 15 mph below the speed limit.
Until you try to overtake the fuckers.
Yes, it does seem strange that when you overtake a dawdling dunderhead, they suddenly become inflamed with righteous indignation and race up behind you beeping and/or flashing lights. "
Or keep accelerating as you pull alongside so that you can't get past.
#cockwombles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dentist.
Who tomorrow will totally ignore that I absolutely detest being there due to a childhood trauma and will basically butcher me in an attempt to carry out a routine filling.
*thecunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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friday rant.
got to go for more boodtests as everything in my bloods is high. asked for a prescription for some more codiene so i can be mobile and not in pain, got told i can buy co-codamol myself from the chemist, i was happy ith this until i found out co-codamol has paracetamol in it so i can't take a high enough dose of codeine now. |
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