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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was about to arrive at a meet, rubbed my thumb behind my bellend and had a sniff. Turns out it was a bit whiffy... who invented knob cheese eh?! I had some of those lemon wipes from KFC in the door pocket of the car. A quick wipe, job done.
Good bless the Colonel! 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel like I should move you to the 'support and advice' forum! 
I feel like I should move him to the block list!  "
You love me too much to do that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben 
It would appear not
I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change  "
My kind of Lady!  |
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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben
It would appear not
I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change
My kind of Lady! "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben
It would appear not
I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change
My kind of Lady! "
That's as good as taking her out for dinner.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do cheese and lemon go together well?
Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes! "
There's a gap in the market then. The cheese is already sitting on some balls so all it needs is pineapple to be a hit with everyone.
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"I'm not sure everyone on this thread is used to your humour Ben
It would appear not
I would have preferred you to rub some chicken around it; but the lemon was a refreshing change
My kind of Lady!
That's as good as taking her out for dinner. "
I'm partial to sucking a chicken bone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do cheese and lemon go together well?
Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!
There's a gap in the market then. The cheese is already sitting on some balls so all it needs is pineapple to be a hit with everyone.
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Dragons Den here I cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do cheese and lemon go together well?
Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes! "
Maybe we could invent some sort of knob freshener, you bit like chalking a cue type of device |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do cheese and lemon go together well?
Not sure. But they didn't have pineapple wipes!
Maybe we could invent some sort of knob freshener, you bit like chalking a cue type of device "
Dragon's Den did feature an emergency grooming/freshening kit for men for one night stands. They didn't think there was a need for such a kit and it didn't get the funding.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Absolutely gross, even to write such a thing is absolutely gross. Not even funny. Reading it made me screw my face up and go.... Errrrrrr dirty man!
I think this might be my favourite reply. "
My fav reply was a PM asking for my knob cheese on her fanny crackers |
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