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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*Unlocks the doors
Takes a look outside
Hurries back in to get the coffee machine on*
"Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside come inside"
It is that time of the week folks when those of us who find this place a tough crowd can gather together an seek solace.
The entry criteria:
1. No meets of any kind in the past 30 days
2. You have met but you want to peruse the talent and assist a member out of 0 meet club
Come in out of the cold and the wind and see what might happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager 
Like how your running it OP.
I handed it over to the rite guy. 
.....Disappears off in to the distance."
*salutes*
Thanks guv'nor. |
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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.
Best get out hands in our pockets....
to buy her a drink you filthy lot!"
What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.
Best get out hands in our pockets....
to buy her a drink you filthy lot!
What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle. "
Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please  |
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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.
Best get out hands in our pockets....
to buy her a drink you filthy lot!
What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.
Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please "
No. Coffee or tea only. It's 7am give a girl a break. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look sharp boys, there's a lady stood at the bar.
Best get out hands in our pockets....
to buy her a drink you filthy lot!
What would you like? I can do coffee and tea, anything else comes in a bottle.
Do you think you can knock me up a virgin mojito with some extra mint in a martini glass please
No. Coffee or tea only. It's 7am give a girl a break."
Caramel latte then please and a slice of Belgian chocolate brownie with walnuts please x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.
Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques
Chinese burns
Nipple cripples
Wedgies
and water boarding
You have been warned |
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"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.
Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques
Chinese burns
Nipple cripples
Wedgies
and water boarding
You have been warned "
My water boarding technique is quite something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.
Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques
Chinese burns
Nipple cripples
Wedgies
and water boarding
You have been warned
My water boarding technique is quite something "
Do we keep emergency life jackets and flares behind the bar? |
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"Note to anyone thinking of causing trouble.
Honey has been on some training recently so is now an expert in all manner of techniques
Chinese burns
Nipple cripples
Wedgies
and water boarding
You have been warned
My water boarding technique is quite something "
I don't do water sports 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's turned into a buffet quick.
I'll have a "coffee".  .
Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals. "
This is a respected establishment sir.
Only the finest quality coffees here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's turned into a buffet quick.
I'll have a "coffee". .
Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.
What is your favourite, I'll see if I have it. I'm a coffee snob "
I'm not fussy. I'll take whatever you have.  |
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"It's turned into a buffet quick.
I'll have a "coffee". .
Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.
What is your favourite, I'll see if I have it. I'm a coffee snob
I'm not fussy. I'll take whatever you have. "
I had come to that assumption. Instant for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's turned into a buffet quick.
I'll have a "coffee". .
Is this a real coffee though? I'm getting mixed signals.
This is a respected establishment sir.
Only the finest quality coffees here
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Finest? Is that the Tesco range?
A lady above looks like she has a range of beverages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?"
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....pops hed in throw dor just to say hi to new manager
Like how your running it OP.
I handed it over to the rite guy.
.....Disappears off in to the distance.
Yay _eeside  "
Seconded!!!!!
Nice to see yah fellah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers "
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out? "
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out"
With the amount of coffee she has, I don't believe she could be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out"
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?  |
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps? "
Fuck it would help me no end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?
Fuck it would help me no end "
Calm your tits Bladey! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps? "
Go on then but if she spills any coffee as a result I'm going to be ruddy annoyed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?
Go on then but if she spills any coffee as a result I'm going to be ruddy annoyed"
Think about it- she will need her maids uniform on to clear it up?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"zero meets here so I can join in.
hopefully I won't be here for long, no offence "
Come on in.
I'm hoping it will be empty one Wednesday.
I have a dream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still in this club unfortunately.
I'm gonna go have a nap. "
*turns the music down and the disco ball off*
"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in this club unfortunately.
I'm gonna go have a nap.
*turns the music down and the disco ball off*
"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur""
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still in this club unfortunately.
I'm gonna go have a nap.
*turns the music down and the disco ball off*
"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur"
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
I'll change that 
Gonna make you put your mouth where your money is!
We already talked about that "
Ah well but I can never get enough oral!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still in this club unfortunately.
I'm gonna go have a nap.
*turns the music down and the disco ball off*
"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur"
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"Morning all. Only no meets yes, not no sex?
Are you trying to bend the rules?
Sex meets or social meets rule you out unless they have occurred with non fabbers
Well I haven't fucked anyone but my partner in the last month. He has a profile on here though so am I ruled in or out?
Technically out but I need more ladies to even up the numbers a bit. Honey is looking worn out
Honorary member?
I will kiss Miss H until her lips tingle (sorry about that) if it helps?
Fuck it would help me no end
Calm your tits Bladey! "
It's more your tits was on my mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't had a meet but that's my own fault, I'm too shy to unhide my profile.
Numpty!"
Nooooooo, I'm just shy.
Anyway, I doubt if everyone has enough screen insurance.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I qualify....it's been a fair while!
I did, however, have to cancel a meet today as still not recovered from the bloody flu virus which I've had for weeks 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee. xxxxx Suzi "
This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.
It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance. 
Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark 
When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?
Shh don't talk about year club..."
Ahh damn, I forgot. Delete, delete..... |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?
Shh don't talk about year club..."
No meets in a year club .... that's just hilarious. I will look out for that thread at the end of December. xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
When you pass 30 days,is the next step graduation to 'the year club'?
Shh don't talk about year club...
No meets in a year club .... that's just hilarious. I will look out for that thread at the end of December. xxxxx Suzi "
I bet they'res going to be one. Or they could already be one, as your not allowed to talk about it!
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"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee. xxxxx Suzi
This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.
It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.
Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie? "
I'll dance with you Hun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee. xxxxx Suzi
This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.
It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.
Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?
I'll dance with you Hun! "
Oh hello.
What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few. |
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"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee. xxxxx Suzi
This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.
It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.
Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?
I'll dance with you Hun!
Oh hello.
What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few. "
I know about 69! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in!
Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx
I don't believe that! You're a stunner!
Most kind!
Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time! "
It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goddammit. ...... I will never be able to join this club. Don't know wether that is a good or bad thing. Oh well, I will go and make my own coffee. xxxxx Suzi
This is a good point. It doesn't feel great being in this club anymore.
It's like I'm sat at the sides and nobody asking me to dance.
Did the cake and coffee, Who wants to boogie?
I'll dance with you Hun!
Oh hello.
What dance steps do you know? I know 64 but I've only practiced a few.
I know about 69! "
Wow. We'd best get started then. We could be at this for a while. |
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"I'm in!
Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx
I don't believe that! You're a stunner!
Most kind!
Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!
It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree! "
Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!
But all the hotties in my area seem to be perusing' instafuck' - ie no friendship or drink etc - just fuck and leave - or the 'shiny new fuck' - ie along series of one-off's because they find the chase exciting!
Not complaining - it is what it is - and I know guys find it harder getting even initial meets so I've sod all to complain about really - though the 'thrill of the chase' gets terribly dull after years on here!
Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish "
Hey, you're just around t'corner... let's go get lunch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in!
Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx
I don't believe that! You're a stunner!
Most kind!
Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!
It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree!
Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!
But all the hotties in my area seem to be perusing' instafuck' - ie no friendship or drink etc - just fuck and leave - or the 'shiny new fuck' - ie along series of one-off's because they find the chase exciting!
Not complaining - it is what it is - and I know guys find it harder getting even initial meets so I've sod all to complain about really - though the 'thrill of the chase' gets terribly dull after years on here!
Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club! "
I think everyone enjoys the chase - maybe some blokes duck out after the first meet because they either think, 'been there done that', 'can't get better than that' or 'she's going to want a relationship next'
There's no shame in being in the club.
Imagine when you do get a meet and you're no longer allowed back in the club! Then you'll miss it! |
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"I'm in!
Still haven't had a meet this year! Xx
I don't believe that! You're a stunner!
Most kind!
Far from it sadly - but I'm a fussy cow and good chemistry takes time!
It's all about the chemistry and the build up to the event along with the event it's self, I agree!
Which is why ideally I'd like a few reliable, fun local fb's!
But all the hotties in my area seem to be perusing' instafuck' - ie no friendship or drink etc - just fuck and leave - or the 'shiny new fuck' - ie along series of one-off's because they find the chase exciting!
Not complaining - it is what it is - and I know guys find it harder getting even initial meets so I've sod all to complain about really - though the 'thrill of the chase' gets terribly dull after years on here!
Hence I'm - momentarily at least - a member of the no meet club!
I think everyone enjoys the chase - maybe some blokes duck out after the first meet because they either think, 'been there done that', 'can't get better than that' or 'she's going to want a relationship next'
There's no shame in being in the club.
Imagine when you do get a meet and you're no longer allowed back in the club! Then you'll miss it! "
I'll come back!
I'll just keep knocking until the op lets me in! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish "
Various baguettes and paninis available.
What do you fancy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish
Various baguettes and paninis available.
What do you fancy?"
I bet she chooses baguette, and they say size isn't important. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish
Various baguettes and paninis available.
What do you fancy?"
I read this as penisis xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Working my lil socks off at changing this but for now still a member of this gang.... any lunch going, I'm peckish
Various baguettes and paninis available.
What do you fancy?
I read this as penisis xxxxx Suzi "
How many do you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a social with a new fab member to get them started with a veri but no meets for me so I think I might be able to join now "
Unfortunately you're a tad far away or I'd offer to help lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked
Her loss
I guess  "
Awww MPB I'd be happy to offer you a sympathy shag to cheer you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked
Think you and I are going for third time lucky next time! "
I know!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had something planned this week but had to cancel due to work. I texted her but no response and now I'm blocked
Her loss
I guess "
Don't know the circumstances obvs but to block after you've text seems a little high maintenance imo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
Oooo you fibber!
You outing someone in the club?
Oops!
Grass
My bad! Must be his age...
Yep ya right it's only 20"
No you're not, your 53 {dials the local care home} |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
Oooo you fibber!
You outing someone in the club?
Oops!
Grass
My bad! Must be his age...
Yep ya right it's only 20
No you're not, your 53 {dials the local care home} "
You want your arse smacking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
Oooo you fibber!
You outing someone in the club?
Oops!
Grass
My bad! Must be his age...
Yep ya right it's only 20
No you're not, your 53 {dials the local care home}
You want your arse smacking "
Yes please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok for married men?
I'm here so come on in
Have you no shame?
Me? No but I'm sure someone will be along to tell me off soon
Ah fuck 'em. "
That's the plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I've reached the 30 day mark
Oooo you fibber!
You outing someone in the club?
Oops!
Grass
My bad! Must be his age...
Yep ya right it's only 20
No you're not, your 53 {dials the local care home}
You want your arse smacking
Yes please! "
That innocent look won't do you any favours |
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