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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm curious as to how you wank. Indulge me!

Are you a luber?

Or a posh wank into a condom so there's no mess?

Money shot up the mirror?

Sock/tissues/other?

Toys/no toys?

Clit wank? Pussy wank? Anal wank?

With an audience or alone or together?

In bed? On the sofa? In the shower?

Spill the beans...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cum and find out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

How disgusting, to people actually wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have toys but i tend to just rub my clit and can cum soley from that.

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A Clitoris wank in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Clitoris wank in the bath

wayhay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually squirt me goo in a tissue. Sometimes on Siren's tits but then me aim is shit as I aim for her face.

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By *andy muncherMan over a year ago

Nottingham

What's that I save myself up for my meets can't be wasteful can we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How disgusting, to people actually wank

There are some right deviants on this site!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How disgusting, to people actually wank

There are some right deviants on this site!

To be honest... that's EXACTLY what I was thinking... only I appear to be the only one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it

especially with babyoil

im very much into the watching thing too, id happily sit and watch someone else while they watch me

i love being laid next to someone, finger fucking their pussy while their wanking me off ahhhhh mutual masterbation you gotta luv it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont really bother these days

sad aint it

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well it's clear that we watch more reality TV than we wank! What is the world coming to?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive become celibute anyhow

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am a wanker but never pull my own cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At mt age I have to have a wank in the mornings to get my heart going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

although i like wanking, i dont do it alot

just every morning, every night and however many times i can fit one in inbetween

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At mt age I have to have a wank in the mornings to get my heart going

lmfao

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

although i like wanking, i dont do it alot

just every morning, every night and however many times i can fit one in inbetween

I suspect its only me and you who are daily wankers!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

although i like wanking, i dont do it alot

just every morning, every night and however many times i can fit one in inbetween

I suspect its only me and you who are daily wankers!

nope,one more for the wankers list.

i always feel privileged.whilst wanking.

to be having sex with someone,

so good looking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

although i like wanking, i dont do it alot

just every morning, every night and however many times i can fit one in inbetween

99% of people masterbate

the other 1% are liars

I suspect its only me and you who are daily wankers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

although i like wanking, i dont do it alot

just every morning, every night and however many times i can fit one in inbetween

Its a wonder you dont have problems with that big head drooping to the side and putting you off ya stroke

I suspect its only me and you who are daily wankers!

nope,one more for the wankers list.

i always feel privileged.whilst wanking.

to be having sex with someone,

so good looking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am right now knocking one out 1 handed wilst typing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love to wank over my ladies tits. Also love to be watched having sex whilst watching a lady wank for us either for real or on cam.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

we could look for it together peaches.

although to be honest,no matter how hard i look.

i've not found one yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

we could look for it together peaches.

although to be honest,no matter how hard i look.

i've not found one yet.

Omg.....same as all the others...and i thought you was different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one guy i used to watch on cam used to cum into a glass.saved it going all over he said.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

we could look for it together peaches.

although to be honest,no matter how hard i look.

i've not found one yet.

Omg.....same as all the others...and i thought you was different

lol

nope,i've found two unicorns,

but never the clit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

we could look for it together peaches.

although to be honest,no matter how hard i look.

i've not found one yet.

Omg.....same as all the others...and i thought you was different

lol

nope,i've found two unicorns,

but never the clit.

Christ !! you will be wearing big jumpers and singing like val doonican next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes (like today) having had the extreme horn without a moments peace to do anything about it , the opportunity to have a good soapsud wank in the bath is bliss , so much so i had to have another go ! *relaxes at last , ahhh*

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Its been that long ive forgotton what to do anyways....and where me clit is ?

we could look for it together peaches.

although to be honest,no matter how hard i look.

i've not found one yet.

Omg.....same as all the others...and i thought you was different

lol

nope,i've found two unicorns,

but never the clit.

Christ !! you will be wearing big jumpers and singing like val doonican next

oi,how many people have got jumpers, with santa on them.

memories are made of....

oh shit i think your right.

wheres my rocking chair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely no one wanks into a condom ! well I certainly don't. If I'm at work, a crafty one in the toilets, its a tissue job. If I'm at home, its a nice free one, where ever it goes !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At mt age I have to have a wank in the mornings to get my heart going

sounds more like a crank than a wank

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Surely no one wanks into a condom ! well I certainly don't. If I'm at work, a crafty one in the toilets, its a tissue job. If I'm at home, its a nice free one, where ever it goes !!

I have no idea! That's why I was asking!

I use condoms on my toys... mainly cause I have a bit of a latex fetish!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"At mt age I have to have a wank in the mornings to get my heart going

sounds more like a crank than a wank

He needs viagra just to get out of bed..

Anyway what is wanking??

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By *stwoforfun2Couple over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Oops, just found mine lol, reading this, thanks guys and girls xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's 1 of the few advantages of living alone you can knock 1 off whenever you fancy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

into a tissue and no lube.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly it's better than meets.

I do it so much I've built up a resistance and I'll have to start going intravenous just to get a hit.

The weird thing is when I became CD I switched sides from right hand to left.

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By *enksMan over a year ago

hereford

Unless I'm ill at least once a day, quite often more so yes I'm a wanker. Ex and I used to shag several times a day but we both still wanked as well. We both loved to be watched.

When on my own its usually into a tissue but sometimes just go for it and it goes every where, in company its as nature intended cum all over the place unless I'm cumming over her in which case I try to shoot where she wants although my aim at the crucial moment is not always that great

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By *inky24big35Couple over a year ago

blackpool

I love it

especially with babyoil

im very much into the watching thing too, id happily sit and watch someone else while they watch me

i love being laid next to someone, finger fucking their pussy while their wanking me off ahhhhh mutual masterbation you gotta luv it

love mutual masterbation

and i use my toys on my clit to make me cum

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Never.... how very dare you

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mother said

that I never should

never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understood

And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

And does it good like it bloody well should

I am a wanker

And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 yeahrs old

before I was kissed

and then I found the guy prefered

a swift one off the wrist

Its cheap & convenient

and you cant catch VD

Its avalible at anytime & its absolutly free

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I am wanker

I am a wanker

and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn

and your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I have got pains in my arms

and my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind

I have wanked over Italy

I have wanked over Spain

I have wanked in an omibus

I have even had a wank in a train

I have used a badger

and a lemon

and a cat

a inflatable Linda Lovelace

and a David Crocket hat

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

and it does me good like it bloody well should

I am a wanker

and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn

and your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I have pains in my arms

and my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really only wank on cam(with someone who likes it)-or if im taking pics (but thenthats not a full wank lol..more display values lol)

My keyboard on lappy has some keys not working and have to use an external one....ahhhh well lol

I dont watch porn as I like the 2wayness of cams lol.....of course i dont mind facialling a lovely woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves to watch guys and saves me having to do it. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just me and my hand! No lube or rubber for soloing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually sat on my sofa with my laptop on my lap whilst watching my ex fbuddy on cam who is currently in Canada for 12 months.

Im hoping to talk her into pulling so i can watch on cam but im not sure how she will take the request.

If she isnt available its usually over some porn on my laptop. I love wanking every chance i get, trouble is when you have an impromptu wank and havent got anything to clean up with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves to watch guys and saves me having to do it. lmao

where is that like button! hheheheeh x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once a day at least. Had five yesterday in the run up to the social. A great night, then had to have a fiddle first thing when I woke up thinking about what I got up to last night. That officially makes me a right wanker

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good! I'm a right wanker too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like watching guys, its really hot! better if they were physically wanking over me and not just on webcam.. but its all good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i like watching guys, its really hot! better if they were physically wanking over me and not just on webcam.. but its all good "

another like button press hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody here ever been caught other than by a partner?

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

My mother said

that I never should

never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood

Their giggling talk I could never understood

And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

And does it good like it bloody well should

I am a wanker

And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 yeahrs old

before I was kissed

and then I found the guy prefered

a swift one off the wrist

Its cheap & convenient

and you cant catch VD

Its avalible at anytime & its absolutly free

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well should

I am wanker

I am a wanker

and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn

and your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I have got pains in my arms

and my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind

I have wanked over Italy

I have wanked over Spain

I have wanked in an omibus

I have even had a wank in a train

I have used a badger

and a lemon

and a cat

a inflatable Linda Lovelace

and a David Crocket hat

#chorus#

And thats why

I am a wanker

and it does me good like it bloody well should

I am a wanker

and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Harn

and your 5 lovely daughters

Thank you for having me

and being oh so kind

I have pains in my arms

and my donkeys growing shorter

My knees have turnt to water

And I think im going blind

Ah Ivor Biggun. What a guy

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan over a year ago

mansfield

Ok I'm a wanker

I do it with no lube and a tissue,

But some how manage to get it In my hair, under my chin, in my eye and even arm pit !

I'm realy not sure how this happens as I'm too scared to look now.

I can sympathise with all the ladies that have moaned at me for getting it in thier eye too.

Still don't stop me from going at it till my eyes arnt level

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

I learned as a wee one with the use of my teddy bear and used to take me an hour. Now I can sqeeze one out in under a min if the urge takes me

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

"I learned as a wee one with the use of my teddy bear and used to take me an hour. Now I can sqeeze one out in under a min if the urge takes me

This is Scarlett btw he he

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

We love to lay down by the sise of each other watching eachother as we wanking ourselfs off but kissin passionatly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm horny as feck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anytime, anywhere, anyhow, anyway. I love to wank but much prefer sharing an orgasm with someone else. To have one alone seems a bit of a waste.

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By *inky24big35Couple over a year ago

blackpool

"We love to lay down by the sise of each other watching eachother as we wanking ourselfs off but kissin passionatly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm horny as feck

love doing that sooooo hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just me and my hand, no lube required.

Sometimes i like to spit on it and rub the head with my palm, that just feels awesome.

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

i like to lay on a towel on the bed with the lappy open to my personal perve file and think about irons, hoovers and other house hold tasks...

then get the trusty rabbit out or the lovely wooden dildo FSM got me and tease my clit , imagine someone is watching me and just go with the flow....

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

just seen a wonderfull wooden televison cabinete... ummm love wood...

all wood..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just seen a wonderfull wooden televison cabinete... ummm love wood...

all wood..

"
You best get the spare batteries out then

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Occasionally. Right handed, no lube, pleanty of imagination.

Aim for the handkerchief in the top pocket. Not always successful.

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"just seen a wonderfull wooden televison cabinete... ummm love wood...

all wood..

You best get the spare batteries out then

rechargeable ones... better for the environment...

and saves a damn fortune.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anytime, anywhere, anyhow, anyway. I love to wank but much prefer sharing an orgasm with someone else. To have one alone seems a bit of a waste."

I like you

My answer is all slippery wet in the bath or first thing in the morning when my skin is still warm from the sheets - letting my fingers do the walking

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman over a year ago

bangor

This has to be the first day in like ages that i have not..as yet! Thank you to the meet last night!!

Sometimes i like a quick clit wank, other times i like to take time, in front of a mirror, lots of lube, butt plug and rampant rabbit mmmm

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