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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Cut myself well more of a graze while cling filming at work.
Various small burns to hands and arms.
Sore foot and big bue bruise from standing on dogs bone."
Ouch...like standing on lego  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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Had a splinter of a hawthorn needle in the pad of my thumb a few months ago for about 4-5 days. Bloody thing was tiny, a few mm long at the most but of course every time I picked something up etc, a jolt of pain through my thumb. God bless magnesium sulphate  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"I burnt my ear with my tongs 
I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue" 
It's been a long day lol.
Poor you.
Is your splinter sorted now?
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Yes thanks, cut the skin a few times with a craft knife blade and some magnesium sulphate on a plaster for a day or two 
Was undoing a particularly tight bolt in work a year or so ago. Bolt suddenly "gave". Spanner spun round and clipped my left testicle. Cue me trying not to throw up and the bloke I was working with going "what happened? Are you ok? Oh.....oh.....did that spanner...? Oooooooooh"
I'm quite accident prone tbh. |
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I very rarely have two big toenails as I'm always dropping things on them or having them stood on at gigs, so they bruise, die and drop off. I'd only just grown one back, and they take bloody ages, when I ripped it off again by kicking my other half for teasing me and catching it on his boot.
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I burnt my ear with my tongs
I read that as "I burnt my ear with my tongue"
It's been a long day lol.
Poor you.
Is your splinter sorted now?
Yes thanks, cut the skin a few times with a craft knife blade and some magnesium sulphate on a plaster for a day or two
Was undoing a particularly tight bolt in work a year or so ago. Bolt suddenly "gave". Spanner spun round and clipped my left testicle. Cue me trying not to throw up and the bloke I was working with going "what happened? Are you ok? Oh.....oh.....did that spanner...? Oooooooooh"
I'm quite accident prone tbh. "
Ouch ouch ouch  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I very rarely have two big toenails as I'm always dropping things on them or having them stood on at gigs, so they bruise, die and drop off. I'd only just grown one back, and they take bloody ages, when I ripped it off again by kicking my other half for teasing me and catching it on his boot.
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Again, ouch ouch ouch xx |
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"My dining table and the chairs have legs that feel like concrete when you catch your little toe on them"
I can't count how many times I believe my little ties have been broken... tend to bruise easely as well but can never remember where from. worst is though when I need to wear a belt and bruise my fricking hop bones with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plantar fasciitis is like walking with a drawing p[in in your heal.
Alternatively, ! While being in a rush, zipping my bell end into the zip of my jeans. No Mum you can't help. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Plantar fasciitis is like walking with a drawing p[in in your heal.
Alternatively, ! While being in a rush, zipping my bell end into the zip of my jeans. No Mum you can't help."
You won't make that mistake again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!
It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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Took delivery of a lovely, solid oak frame bed. Was only a matter of a couple of weeks before the inevitable. My toes actually had a 90 degree angle between them lol. I can laugh now, I wasn't at the time. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!
It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words "
...they have to learn somehow...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my line of work my body takes a bashing daily n it's rare for a week to pass without some kind of minor ding!
The most painful minor injury was years ago as a 16 year old apprentice when I sanded 2-3 ml off of the tips of two of my fingers when I slipped while using the static circular sanding machine! 
Couldn't put my hand in my pocket without cursing blue murder for a couple of weeks! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Any small cuts +alcohol handwash
Side note, cling film dispensers... I cut myself more in those fuckers than I do with my knives  "
They should be banned. Even the cardboard cutting strips are lethal... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!
...and clearly didn't work, since you are bi-curious!  "
Just spat my drink everywhere thanks.
Stood on a plug ones. But most painful thing ever Vicky for hold of my wallet once. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I sat on my straightners ...whilst they were switched on....over a year ago... still got a small scar!!
...and clearly didn't work, since you are bi-curious!
Just spat my drink everywhere thanks.
Stood on a plug ones. But most painful thing ever Vicky for hold of my wallet once. "
Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone
More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone
...probably because the doctors piss themselves laughing when they see you do it "
It's the humerus bone which sounds like humorous hence funny bone ...
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I slipped on some leaves and fell on my face. My glasses left a dent in my nose and it was bleeding quite heavy. Took a few days to heal and i used face powder to help conceal the problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I burnt my nipple (yes, my nipple) on a boiling hot radiator this morning. No damage, but hurt like hell.
What minor but painful/ annoying injuries have you had? "
I know someone that managed to trap their nipple in the wheelie bin when putting the rubbish out.
I hit my ankle bone on the leg of the bed, it's akin to stubbing a toe |
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"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E. You were lucky that they managed to sow your head back on. "
Yeah but typical NHS, did it wrong way round had to wait months for a follow up appointment.
Walking backwards everywhere was a nightmare.
Plus side I could see what a sexy arse I have.
Hello ladies. |
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Welding splatter... down the back of the neck, inside a glove or the " jump the mask" into the ear...
xx"
Have had that happen to me also it bloody hurts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!
It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words
...they have to learn somehow... "
I feel they're better suited to life as teenagers because of it! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Who the hell decided to call it the 'funny' bone
More like the 'argh Jesus fuck that hurts' bone
...probably because the doctors piss themselves laughing when they see you do it
It's the humerus bone which sounds like humorous hence funny bone ...
xx"
I know...  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mis-juggled the hot water bottle last night major blisters to my fore arm and breast bone area today and hurts like hell wouldn't recommend it  "
Go to a&e.
Those scalds need proper medical attention xxx |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E. You were lucky that they managed to sow your head back on.
Yeah but typical NHS, did it wrong way round had to wait months for a follow up appointment.
Walking backwards everywhere was a nightmare.
Plus side I could see what a sexy arse I have.
Hello ladies. "
You're not wrong about your arse  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Was drilling a hole through a metal bracket and my work mate fell into me and the drill bit went into my thumb there was lots of blood and lots of pain "
I'm sorry...this doesn't count as a minor annoying injury. Far too much pain & blood. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a rocking chair in the kitchen, and the front bit of the rocking part, sits perfectly at ankle height. If you catch it bare ankled it's agony!
It's how my daughters have learnt most of their swear words
...they have to learn somehow...
I feel they're better suited to life as teenagers because of it! "
...well-balanced... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welding splatter... down the back of the neck, inside a glove or the " jump the mask" into the ear...
xx
Have had that happen to me also it bloody hurts. "
Not welding,but while using an angle grinder a stray spark managed to jump right up inside my safety glasses n into my eye!
Lucky for me it was a really small spark or it could've been a lot worse!
As it was it just stung like a bastard for the rest of the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few months ago my cat jumped up and caught a claw in my nipple.
Couple of weeks ago, with the help of another cat, I stabbed myself in the eye with tweezers "
I've got loads of them from my puppies, they sting when you get in the bath. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I sat on my GHD hair straightners after getting out the shower in a rush. (yes bare bum)
I had a V shaped scar for over 2 years!
....don't recommend it...very painful!!
Mrs C. "
I need to see this scar... |
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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago
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"I sat on my GHD hair straightners after getting out the shower in a rush. (yes bare bum)
I had a V shaped scar for over 2 years!
....don't recommend it...very painful!!
Mrs C.
I need to see this scar... "
Luckily it's now faded. But my husband thought it was hilarious as he walked into his mum putting a patch on my bum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sauna burn on my arse. Bloody hurt.
Oh. I fell off the big bed in Cupids too. That was an ouch moment.
Slipped in the bath getting in a sexy shower in the first hour of a meet. Had a massive bruised leg for the rest of the weekend.
I'm a bloody calamity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accidentally cut my head off once, it stung a bit and I felt a real idiot going into A&E. "
A similar thing happened to me. Was working as a chef in a pub, one day slipped and accidentally cut my legs off. Note to self, won't be going there again getting legless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burning my arm on the oven racks regularly.
This.
I was burning myself so regularly it looked like I was a self harmer at one point.
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The bane of my life! Even worse when you have to continue to work over heat and constantly putting your hands in hot water for the next few hours!
But..the worst one- picture how a chef chops herbs/veg, with one of those huge chefs knives..the left hand curled up holding the herbs in one left hand..the right rocking the knife down next to the fingers.I managed to slice off the whole nail on one finger from the nail bed to tip..that stung a tad! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
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I think I may have torn a ligament in my left elbow. It's hurting like hell at the moment, and has been for a few days. Dosing myself with strong analgesia. Trying to rest it, but I'm left handed, so there in lies a dilemma. xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had loads of silly but painful injuries.
Wearing flip flops and trying to push open a huge wrought iron gate. I push too hard and it springs back towards me and lifts my big toenail up from the nail bed at 90° like a hinge.
Accidentally 'shaving' the skin off a thumb knuckle while cutting string.
Teeny tiny thorns embedded in the tissue between the knuckle bones.
Thorns in general.
Bee and wasp stings.
Regularly scraping the wheelbarrow down my shins when emptying it.
There are more....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whisking gravy and Custard so furiously. gave myself friction burn on finger took over three weeks to heal properly. Stung like a bitch in hot and cold.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always got grazed legs or hands. Legs from mountain biking and hands from tinkering with my Land Rover. Hands are worse cos it stings when I wash them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stood on a teeny tiny shard of glass, went unnoticed by me until my foot started hurting as it had become infected.
After days of wimping about i dug it out and the shard was pathetically small. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Splinter under the finger nail from handling cut timber lengths or worse fitting baths and getting same but fibreglass ...
Taking the end of thumb off snapped shut in a 2 way door hinge wasn't fun either ...
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always have little cuts on my hands/fingers from work.
Holy shit does strong solvant cleaner sting when it gets in them.
That and miss judging and punching a solid inch thick plate of aluminium when puttibg my hand through acess holes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stubbed my middle toe so forcefully on a blanket box that I actually broke it..
All I could do was strap it up so I was in agony for quite a while "
*the toe not the box |
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