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Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it |
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"
Sounds interesting
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it Sounds interesting"
The ex loved them so yes she thought so  |
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it Sounds interesting
The ex loved them so yes she thought so "
I bet she did |
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"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin."
You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker |
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"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.
You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker"
Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie. |
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"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.
You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie."
Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc |
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"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.
You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie.
Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc"
Or a sausage roll with the sausage poked out and my sausage poked in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A snorkling mask, a glove and a pack of wafer thin ham lol I've tried that but the ham keeps getting stuck under my foreskin.
You have to upgrade the ham then to deli counter...its thicker Ah yes of course. If I wrap the ham round my cock about 5 times, it'll look like I've got a big thickie.
Get the egg roll ham, poke the rgg out and away you goc Or a sausage roll with the sausage poked out and my sausage poked in."
Make sure the pastry has cooled down lol
Also make sure you have a wash or it will be a cheese roll lol |
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"I was watching Good Luck Chuck the other day and they cut a hole in a graprefruit and microwaved it and fucked it.
Good luck 
H x"
Ive never liked grapefruit.....until now lol |
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"
I think you need to get the plans for that on here. |
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it
I think you need to get the plans for that on here."
After seeing the price of them and how crap they look compared to what I can do I need to start a new business but as I already run 2 businesses and being a full time engineer I haven't the time.....
Oh yes I forgot I also made a few food grade stainless steel dildos. Apparently the cold stainless adds a new element to the proceedings |
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere  "
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image "
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously  |
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously "
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier "
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two  |
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two "
True but think I'd be more proud of the end results |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two
True but think I'd be more proud of the end results "
Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here  |
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two
True but think I'd be more proud of the end results
Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here "
Stranger things can happen |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two
True but think I'd be more proud of the end results
Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here
Stranger things can happen "
Like marrows |
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"Not from around the house but I've made 3 fuck machines so far and all the parts for the mk4 but I've no gf now to make it for so it's just sat in my garage. Oh well maybe 1 day I'll get round to it"
Are they anything like the one I made.  |
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"Does a home-grown cucumber count?
Amateur only the marrows count round here
Everyone has to start somewhere
Haha very true did you see the photo I'm referring to. Good God that was something else. There isn't enough bleach in the world can remove that image
I know the one; it was fabbed beyond belief. Very brave but I'd rather birth to twins, simultaneously
Think that would be so much easier and look a damn sight prettier
True; but a marrow doesn't require 21 years of funding, times two
True but think I'd be more proud of the end results
Not if they ended up on a site like this and found me here
Stranger things can happen
Like marrows "
Shudders all over again |
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We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile. |
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"We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile. "
I did think about that. You'd definitely need a variable speed especially for the saw I was thinking. Paul Daniels would definitely be impressed |
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"We have an attachment that hubby made to go in his recip saw. To which attaches a selection of dildos. Good fun but plenty of lube needed. Pic on profile.
I did think about that. You'd definitely need a variable speed especially for the saw I was thinking. Paul Daniels would definitely be impressed :-
D"
Variable speed definitely needed. At full chat with my 3" diameter " womb bomber " I usually pee myself lol. Originally he had a 110 volt one from work, but he got fed up hoiking the transformer up the stairs lol. Then he got a 240 volt one, but it sounded like a cement mixer, so he treated himself to a nice battery powered one. Which I keep in my knicker draw lol. |
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"I once used a sky tv remote with a couple I went with once. It was a spur of the moment type thing...... improvisation at its best! "
There was nothing on TV that night. |
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"Not very much homemade, but I use nylons instead of ropes occasionally to restrain people or tie a cock up."
mmmmmmm I'd love my cock tied up with nylons. Any takers?
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"I was watching Good Luck Chuck the other day and they cut a hole in a graprefruit and microwaved it and fucked it.
Good luck
H x"
I prefer American pie the apple pie scene Hahaha |
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I went to a festival earlier this year where they had a workshop making twirly sticks for the children out of wooden sticks and strips of cut up inner tubes ... all I could think of was floggers for the adults |
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