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Was just reminiscing of an evening with an ex where we were watching porn together on her laptop. She has just closed the laptop and not shut down... Fast forward to the next day at work. She opens her laptop to load and goes to the other side of the room.... To then hear (and the whole office also) the porn start up where we had stopped to some really loud fucking  . I've never seen someone go so red... Ever... Ha ha ha
It cracks me up each time I think of it...lol
My question to you fabulous lot....what "caught watching porn" or just "caught" story so you have...
P.s. I'm sure one of these days in going to get caught on this site at work on my phone. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Did similar on a train once a the women next to me saw it, I just turned smiled and said "Well its this or doom gloom & despondency on BBC breakfast news, which would you watch". To her credit she said "Fair point" & I carried on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NOt been caught myself but was there once when a young lad got caught having a massive stack of porn under his bed,I'm a gas man,whilst doing a central heating installation we had to alter some pipe work under a bedroom floor,so we're there moving furniture etc and the lady was speaking to us as we were doing this(in her 12 year old sons room) ...when we then lifted the bed out the way BAM!!there it was a mountain of porn just as he walked in the house!!felt for that poor lad that day ?? |
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"NOt been caught myself but was there once when a young lad got caught having a massive stack of porn under his bed,I'm a gas man,whilst doing a central heating installation we had to alter some pipe work under a bedroom floor,so we're there moving furniture etc and the lady was speaking to us as we were doing this(in her 12 year old sons room) ...when we then lifted the bed out the way BAM!!there it was a mountain of porn just as he walked in the house!!felt for that poor lad that day ?? "
Conversation at the dinner table must've been really quiet that evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"NOt been caught myself but was there once when a young lad got caught having a massive stack of porn under his bed,I'm a gas man,whilst doing a central heating installation we had to alter some pipe work under a bedroom floor,so we're there moving furniture etc and the lady was speaking to us as we were doing this(in her 12 year old sons room) ...when we then lifted the bed out the way BAM!!there it was a mountain of porn just as he walked in the house!!felt for that poor lad that day ??
Conversation at the dinner table must've been really quiet that evening "
lol would love to have been a fly on the wall when he had to explain that one |
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Think I just jinxed myself with this post. Had been on fab on my phone and left it open on my desk and a colleague came over to talk to me.... I'm pretty sure she saw it...
Think it's going to be one of those pretend and not talk about it situations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if I have or haven't. Certainly the other week though I was in bed, kids had literally just gone to theirs too. I fired up the porn on my phone for a night cap wank and thought I had fully plugged in my headphones. Only to find out 10 minutes later that the plug wasn't fully in and my phone had been blaring out screams of ecstacy for all to hear.
Nobody said anything so I think I got away with it. We have thin walls in my house believe me.
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"I fired up the porn on my phone for a night cap wank and thought I had fully plugged in my headphones. Only to find out 10 minutes later that the plug wasn't fully in and my phone had been blaring out screams of ecstacy for all to hear. "
I always put headphones on DJ style first (one on ear one on head beside] just to check, after doing something similar.
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By *eat-meMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
I'm a builder and was working at detached house on edge of Dartmoor. Used to regularly watch the owner wanking in his bedroom watching porn as he didn't realise the scaffolding was just high enough to see him in a mirror. Was always hoping to catch his wife but no such luck ! |
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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
"I'm a builder and was working at detached house on edge of Dartmoor. Used to regularly watch the owner wanking in his bedroom watching porn as he didn't realise the scaffolding was just high enough to see him in a mirror. Was always hoping to catch his wife but no such luck !"
Hahahaha. Builders likely always get an eye full.. window cleaners also ?? |
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"Not sure if I have or haven't. Certainly the other week though I was in bed, kids had literally just gone to theirs too. I fired up the porn on my phone for a night cap wank and thought I had fully plugged in my headphones. Only to find out 10 minutes later that the plug wasn't fully in and my phone had been blaring out screams of ecstacy for all to hear.
Nobody said anything so I think I got away with it. We have thin walls in my house believe me.
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Lol one of those "we all know what happened... But we are not going to broach that awkward convo" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if this counts, but when I was a teenager, we used to congregate in different friends houses whenever our parents were out. One of our friends' dad was known to have a massive stack of porn tapes.
We were at his house one night, about 14 of us and one of my mates asked 'D' to go and find some porn. He came back with a cardboard box full of VHS tapes! Another mate 'P' scribbled round and picked a random tape and inserted it into the video as 'D' was in the kitchen.
There on the screen came a scene I'll never forget: D's mam being royally spitroasted by another mates dad (who wasn't with us) and a neighbour! It was evident that D's dad was the cameraman!
The worst thing was that before we could turn it off, 'D' came back into the room  Poor dog was white as a ghost. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure if I have or haven't. Certainly the other week though I was in bed, kids had literally just gone to theirs too. I fired up the porn on my phone for a night cap wank and thought I had fully plugged in my headphones. Only to find out 10 minutes later that the plug wasn't fully in and my phone had been blaring out screams of ecstacy for all to hear.
Nobody said anything so I think I got away with it. We have thin walls in my house believe me.
Lol one of those "we all know what happened... But we are not going to broach that awkward convo" "
Haha aye probably. Worse things have happened.  |
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Not so much 'caught' but I used to keep my stash of porn mags in my school Design and Technology box file, alongside my old course work. This file was left at home when I moved out to go to uni. I came home one weekend to find it missing. As casually as possible I enquire as to its whereabouts.
My mum had given it to the 14 year old lad next door who was into design and thought it would give him a head start in school Apparently it was very helpful as he was 'in his room for hours studying my work' .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a plasterer on domestic houses and I've found pictures on top of wardrobes of the couple I'm working for fucking,I've found sex toys ,a pensioner that had a stash of porn,worked for swingers that blatently got it on in ear shot, women coming out the shower and their towels accidently falling off,come to think of it,my job has corrupted me x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh absolutely - people looking at my phone as I'm in here or on twitter looking at sexy things... looking at all sorts.
They all probably do it anyway, what's the issue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our first mmf was on a narrow boat with a guy on this site,as i was being spit roasted another boat sailed by,the guy sailing the boat got a full view through the window,all 3 of us collapsed on the bed laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mates missus left him for watching porn. Caught him waking to it.
Best thing thats happened.
He's with a gorgeous out going girl now. Lucky sod. Every cloud hey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not catching me with porn at work but we did catch one if the staff with it in their work pc. This was over 15 years ago and I was the finance director for the company. Together with the IT director and the managing director we modified the startup routine so it played the porn in startup.
We then disconnected the keyboard and made sure we stood somewhere close behind when the pc was switched on. There was a very red face.
But of an evil trick but there was never any more porn on company equipment. Porn is fine but not everybody likes it and certainly not for the workplace (unless you work with it of course) |
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A bloke had just waved goodbye to his girlfriend who was going out for the evening. He closed the curtains carefully, switched on the TV, found a porn channel and unzipped his trousers.
It must only have taken a minute or two but that's the time he heard the front door opening and his girlfriend's cheery voice calling "just popped back as I forgot my phone"
In precisely 1 second he looked next to him on the sofa, saw her phone and knew she would come in, her footsteps were just outside the door and he had his todger out and porn on the TV.
Only time to do one thing, he hit the channel remote as she opened the door to the room.
And that's when she saw him with a stiffy, a guilty look and CBeebies on TV |
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"A bloke had just waved goodbye to his girlfriend who was going out for the evening. He closed the curtains carefully, switched on the TV, found a porn channel and unzipped his trousers.
It must only have taken a minute or two but that's the time he heard the front door opening and his girlfriend's cheery voice calling "just popped back as I forgot my phone"
In precisely 1 second he looked next to him on the sofa, saw her phone and knew she would come in, her footsteps were just outside the door and he had his todger out and porn on the TV.
Only time to do one thing, he hit the channel remote as she opened the door to the room.
And that's when she saw him with a stiffy, a guilty look and CBeebies on TV "
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"...don't do it on the bus
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265
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Theres a picture online of some bloke watching it on a tablet on the bus, but the angle he has it "slanted at" makes it perfectly visable to anyone on the bus if they watch it in the reflection of the window. |
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