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Share money saving tips!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As the pound falls faster than an escorts knickers and the price of condoms gets ever stiffer we thought it may help if we share some money saving tips.

Here's one...Oral b electric tooth brush heads are expensive to replace! Amazon are selling comparable replacements 4 heads £2.50 free postage!

Who's next with a tip!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Comfort fragrance balls are a fiver in asda and tesco but £2.25 in b&m

Groupon have an offer on the micro pedi and micro nail buffer thing. Think you can get both for 14 quid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss"

So the last month you put in about £112

It makes December bloody expensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i just put change into a tin and cash it in before xmas - since its just been me and the kids we have done this and it started out as at least we know we can afford a good xmas dinner and the extra treats etc - now theyre older they still like the cashing in day - goes on gin now

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss"

I'm going to start doing this but at Day 101 I will start at 1p again.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

So the last month you put in about £112

It makes December bloody expensive."

I think some start it in reverse for this reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one tip i read and have used and passed on - very good if you have a large family - the embroidered name labels for uniform etc - if you get them printed - a. b. c. smith ( insert relevent initial

) - then just fold in the unneeded ones when sewing them into clothes - these i think are quite dear for a small number but very quickly become cheap for a large amount - ok only save a few quid but it all helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

So the last month you put in about £112

It makes December bloody expensive.

I think some start it in reverse for this reason"

Nearly as bad in January lol

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By *irkby coupleCouple over a year ago

Kirkby

Why put you saving in a tin, put it in a bank and get some interest.

When I was in Asda at the weekend buying toothpaste, I noticed the brush heads had gone from the oral b demo tooth brushes. Don't buy new brush heads, pinch them from the demo tooth brushes. We seen them on offer in Asda and bought a load ages ago.

With all the fakes about on the internet, the tooth brush heads could be doing more harm then good.

We shop in Asda, we have an Asda credit card which gives 1% on all items bought in Asda, George & Asda petrol stations, it also give 0.5% back on money spent else where.

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By *igjrvMan over a year ago

blackwood

1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier."

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

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By *ysnomiaMan over a year ago

Preston

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier."
Wondered how far down we'd get before it all went a bit 'Viz'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take your own lunches to work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?"

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also."

It's winning all around.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

So the last month you put in about £112

It makes December bloody expensive.

I think some start it in reverse for this reason

Nearly as bad in January lol"
january sales don,t forget should help some what.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You buy furniture.

You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life.

Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled.

Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug.

Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier."
Thats Interesting about the egg shells and the hamsters..

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Ladies, buy packs of cheap knickers, wear them for one day and them sell them...

You sell the knickers for more than you paid for them, at the the same time you are saving water, electricity and washing powder...

Win win...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also.

It's winning all around."

don't have kids is my next tip.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also.

It's winning all around.

don't have kids is my next tip. "

You can always try and put them back.

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By *aul happyMan over a year ago

tilgate crawley

heres a good saver,,,,, have a cuppa round mine lol . saves water...t-bags ...sugar....milk ,,,,,,,,,

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tap into your neighbour's electricity supply, and buy Happy Shopper teabags

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tap into your neighbour's electricity supply, and buy Happy Shopper teabags

I can't belive you can suggest something so heinous.....happy shopper tea bags

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Put cornflakes in your tyres; your neighbours will think you have a gravel drive.

Buy a shaggy dog. Brush it regularly. Save the hair. Spin it into yarn and knit your own sweaters.

Save money on holidays by buying 50 kg of sand, spread it on your floor, turn up the heating full blast, borrow a sun lamp, buy several crates of shit spanish beer, lay on the sand and drink beer for a week.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

Apparently the microwave is the cheapest way to cook your food then the hob on the stove slow cookers are good to depending on time limits thou 8 hours to cook some meals is not for everyone and left unattended I certainly would,t do times vary and settings obviously but you can still save with them, and dishwashers on a full cycle will cost more than doing your pots yourself in one bowl of hot water and washing up liquid a dishwasher cycle at that setting use,s about 6/9 bowls of hot water pleased I don,t have one now..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Buy things from charity shops. I've never been better dressed and our home has original and quirky furniture and art in it.

Cook from scratch.

Stop exchanging Christmas and birthday gifts and cards with people you don't like or see.

Use the library.

Don't be fooled in to thinking big price tag = better on face creams and cosmetics.

It's only money though and totally useless unless you do something with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"material possessions."

Is that them ghosts that look like a sheet? or are they possessed material

Serious money saver tip, look at any subscription offerings with great suspicion... Phones... do you really use x "free" minutes or y included texts? TV do you actually watch the subscription channel's? etc.

My son is struggling financially but paying out £150 a month on his family's mobile contracts...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier."

its money saving tips not viz top tips

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By *ysnomiaMan over a year ago

Preston

"Use the library."

This one. It's like FREE books!

You can order any books they dont have for very little money, read them, give 'em back (on time is also good) and at the end of the day your house isn't all cluttered up with books.

Well, ok, less cluttered then.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

My dad's top money saving tip which he claims will also help you lose weight is make stew then dilute by half with water.

Bless his heart he's still the same waist size at 90 that he was at 20, 32 inches so he's never needed to diet in his life.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Don't have children. Will save you tens of thousands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i just put change into a tin and cash it in before xmas - since its just been me and the kids we have done this and it started out as at least we know we can afford a good xmas dinner and the extra treats etc - now theyre older they still like the cashing in day - goes on gin now

Pound coins go.out of circulation this year. New ones in Spring.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier."

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Use the library.

This one. It's like FREE books!

You can order any books they dont have for very little money, read them, give 'em back (on time is also good) and at the end of the day your house isn't all cluttered up with books.

Well, ok, less cluttered then."

You can also download ebooks and talking books and magazines from the library service. Thereby saving shoe leather since there's no need to even leave your house. Although if you read in the library you don't need to heat your home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a smart meter fitted we have halved our leccy bill over this last year..turn things off and see the saving..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Get a smart meter fitted we have halved our leccy bill over this last year..turn things off and see the saving.."

It's frightening seeing that red line when you turn the kettle on isn't it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tap into your neighbour's electricity supply, and buy Happy Shopper teabags

I can't belive you can suggest something so heinous.....happy shopper tea bags

Yeah granted, that is taking it a tad too far

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Obey, conform, consume

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By *ysnomiaMan over a year ago

Preston

"Get a smart meter fitted we have halved our leccy bill over this last year..turn things off and see the saving.."

Only filling the kettle with the water you need is quite a big saver.

But this is one that gets my goat, used to live with a girl who would randomly turn lights off around the house.

You just nipped to the loo, come back light would be off, for what, two fekking minutes? (energy saving lightbulbs cost about a penny a DAY to run.)

She would then fill the kettle to the top, boil it and only make a brew for herself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Obey, conform, consume"

bollocks.... Like you ever did either of the first two

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By *ysnomiaMan over a year ago

Preston

"heres a good saver,,,,, have a cuppa round mine lol . saves water...t-bags ...sugar....milk ,,,,,,,,,"
Had any takers yet?

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By *nequeenslutWoman over a year ago

rugeley

only boil the amount of water you need don't over fill your kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you know if calls get put on hold you can press the buttons to 'remix' the shitty music they are playing?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Apparently the microwave is the cheapest way to cook your food then the hob on the stove slow cookers are good to depending on time limits thou 8 hours to cook some meals is not for everyone and left unattended I certainly would,t do times vary and settings obviously but you can still save with them, and dishwashers on a full cycle will cost more than doing your pots yourself in one bowl of hot water and washing up liquid a dishwasher cycle at that setting use,s about 6/9 bowls of hot water pleased I don,t have one now.."
also apparently a electric cooker is the most expensive to use.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did you know if calls get put on hold you can press the buttons to 'remix' the shitty music they are playing?"

don't do this, they cut you off eventually. thought i was getting a free game but now i have to call back.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Obey, conform, consume

bollocks.... Like you ever did either of the first two

Not by choice

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Apparently the microwave is the cheapest way to cook your food then the hob on the stove slow cookers are good to depending on time limits thou 8 hours to cook some meals is not for everyone and left unattended I certainly would,t do times vary and settings obviously but you can still save with them, and dishwashers on a full cycle will cost more than doing your pots yourself in one bowl of hot water and washing up liquid a dishwasher cycle at that setting use,s about 6/9 bowls of hot water pleased I don,t have one now..also apparently a electric cooker is the most expensive to use."

We used to have a gas fridge years ago when I was a nipper. Thought about getting a gas tumble dryer in the past as well, but decided against it due to the initial outlay

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

keeping your router switched on at night apparently costs £21 + pence a year to do I,d switch mine off but if you do it disables Internet connections like catch up which is dissapointing I,m wondering if its worth it or not..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when calling customer services choose an option where the company know they will lose money, like cancellations. they will put you through instantly.

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By *heRealMccoyMan over a year ago

london

Get a combi

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Apparently the microwave is the cheapest way to cook your food then the hob on the stove slow cookers are good to depending on time limits thou 8 hours to cook some meals is not for everyone and left unattended I certainly would,t do times vary and settings obviously but you can still save with them, and dishwashers on a full cycle will cost more than doing your pots yourself in one bowl of hot water and washing up liquid a dishwasher cycle at that setting use,s about 6/9 bowls of hot water pleased I don,t have one now..also apparently a electric cooker is the most expensive to use.

We used to have a gas fridge years ago when I was a nipper. Thought about getting a gas tumble dryer in the past as well, but decided against it due to the initial outlay

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with all white goods now days you never really know the life span in them and I won,t pay any warranty after the year has gone if a good (presumably) Item breaks down in a short period I rather get rid than pay out bills for a load of crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"keeping your router switched on at night apparently costs £21 + pence a year to do I,d switch mine off but if you do it disables Internet connections like catch up which is dissapointing I,m wondering if its worth it or not..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

One which is relevant to swingers - stop booking your hotel rooms through travel agencies!

They aren't the cheapest option - it's nearly always cheaper to book directly through the hotel and if it appears not, call them and most of the time they will price match and throw in an upgrade or something else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous."

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous. "

Try Gumtree and your local Facebook buying/selling page

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous. "

shpock is good, i've sold stuff on there, all profit belongs to me.

any car boot sale app is probably good. over price your stuff though coz a lot of people try to barter and pay less.

gumtree is pretty creepy if you're into that. i get guys asking if i'm single or asking if i've worn the clothes, or asking me to send pics of me wearing them (which i might do for a fee haha).

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By *nequeenslutWoman over a year ago

rugeley

save a whopping £147 a year by not having a tv licence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"save a whopping £147 a year by not having a tv licence "

this is a good one...telly is shite anyhow so who needs that in their lives?

spend less on shit we don't need, new wardrobes/clothes and other rubbish, swap branded goods for white goods, no meals out, no takeaways, no booze, no fancy gadgets and other crap, go for a cheap phone or like me get rid of it altogether, get a smaller car, check what deals are available for gas/electricity providers or find a spark willing to hop your meter.

plant some food in your garden instead of a wasting it on plot of grass.

we can all live on a smaller budget than we do if we really need to easily enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous.

Try Gumtree and your local Facebook buying/selling page

Yeah I'm going to try to flog a fridge on facebook

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By *heRealMccoyMan over a year ago

london

I waste to much money on trainers !

I'm an addict

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous.

shpock is good, i've sold stuff on there, all profit belongs to me.

any car boot sale app is probably good. over price your stuff though coz a lot of people try to barter and pay less.

gumtree is pretty creepy if you're into that. i get guys asking if i'm single or asking if i've worn the clothes, or asking me to send pics of me wearing them (which i might do for a fee haha)."

I might give shpock a go...have seen the advert but wasn't sure how many people actually used it. I've heard other people say that about gumtree too...but I'd probably send pics of me in the clothes if it would get me a higher price

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy everything you can online, research the cheapest prices as well.

sell on free sites only, fucking ebay fees are ridiculous.

Can you recommend any good sites for selling clothes? I used to use eBay but their fees and lack of seller protection has got ridiculous.

shpock is good, i've sold stuff on there, all profit belongs to me.

any car boot sale app is probably good. over price your stuff though coz a lot of people try to barter and pay less.

gumtree is pretty creepy if you're into that. i get guys asking if i'm single or asking if i've worn the clothes, or asking me to send pics of me wearing them (which i might do for a fee haha).

Thanks

it's pretty dead in my area at times on shpock. just put stuff on every site going if you can (i did), get a feel for the sites themselves and which are best for you.

ask for money for the pics first, time is money. otherwise you'll get people who only want free pics and wasting your time. even if it's only a £1 paypal gift that you charge, you'll at least know they genuine or feel less messed about if they had no intention of buying.

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By *anderer8707Man over a year ago

Telford

Save money on expensive binoculars by standing closer to the object you wish to view

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold.

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By *heRealMccoyMan over a year ago

london

"Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold. "

I've always been told since a kid to take your jacket off indoors lool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."

I was doing that, then I had a hard drive that started to fail...£120 later, I'm a whore to consumerism again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold.

I've always been told since a kid to take your jacket off indoors lool "

Thank of the money that could have been saved had you ignored that advice!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Go and live on an island somewhere

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Go and live on an island somewhere"

...oh, wait a mo', we already do...

Hmmm.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Save money on expensive binoculars by standing closer to the object you wish to view"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always poop at work - you save on toilet paper and you are getting paid for it.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Get Kirsty Allsopp to slop out your servants' quarters on telly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save money on expensive binoculars by standing closer to the object you wish to view"

Tried that, but my stalk'ee complained about the cost of removing nose prints from her windows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold. "

But then you won't feel the benefit when you go back out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We could like invent something...

perhaps call it the EU...then the pound would be stronger,no paperwork when we sell to Europe...the price of food would fall...we would get cheaper holidays...

Probably a shit idea!!!!!no body would vote for that!!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Close your curtains to help keep heat in.

If you book a hotel direct, check you are protected by Abta of similar.

After you have cooked a meal in the oven, turn it off and leave the door open to take advantage of the heat build up, same for a bath, leave it to go cold before pulling the plug.

If you are ever going out or looking to buy something, check the voucher code websites.

Use second hand shops in expensive areas to get high quality bargains...

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold.

But then you won't feel the benefit when you go back out

Easy! Wear two coats but only take one off.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"Save money on heating: Keep your coat on when you come in from the cold.

But then you won't feel the benefit when you go back out

Easy! Wear two coats but only take one off. "

Wear a woolly hat indoors, makes a big difference if you are a little chilly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when i was little used to put our wintercoats over us in bed as a extra layer

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"when i was little used to put our wintercoats over us in bed as a extra layer "

Us too. My mum used to feel cold so she would put coats on our beds while we were asleep whether we were cold or not. I often woke up with my dad's huge overcoat on my bed unable to move it was so heavy

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Buy an Amazon Firestick / Android box put Kodi on it & use the Paradox build...no more sky or cinema bills.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Save a fortune on expensive beauty treatments -

bathe in oats, helping alleviate dry skin conditions, including eczema

suck tuna entrails and coat your mouth with its oils, a cheaper alternative to over-priced lip fillers, giving that bloated mouth look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol. Such a good idea. Love that you arequire buying gin with it x

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

If you are cold in bed a fleece blanket under the duvet makes a huge difference or a sheepskin rug on top...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are cold in bed a fleece blanket under the duvet makes a huge difference or a sheepskin rug on top..."

using a fleece or fur as the bottom blanket (over your sheet) can make your bed nice and cosy too, hmm luxury.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I save money by not being a site supporter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't spend any...go shoplifting instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take your own lunches to work! "

take it one step further and pinch your colleagues lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't spend any...go shoplifting instead

...and my pickles were so

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've started looking at clothes in charity shops as I bought a designer shirt (Paul smith) in one for £2.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers going whenever you park on double yellows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use charity shops for clothes, Aldi for food.

I've discovered a local charity shop which sells 4 books for a pound, when I'm done with them I take them to a local secondhand bookshop which buys them for 50p each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss"

That would mean saving £2,569 in the last week of the year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

That would mean saving £2,569 in the last week of the year."

Oh ignore me! I'm thinking pounds not pence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't purchase a penis pump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers going whenever you park on double yellows."

hahaha, how did i miss this one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't buy condoms ... just take a handful from the free clinic.

When going to clubs or participating in gangbangs , use 1 condom all night.

Just make sure to turn it inside out after ever new person.

If a lady insisted you change condoms before you have sex with her, just ask a guy waiting for his turn behind you for a condom.

He will always say yes because he doesn't want to break the flow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like your style!

Think I might to have to set up a secret gin fund

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss

That would mean saving £2,569 in the last week of the year.

Oh ignore me! I'm thinking pounds not pence

If you can do it with pounds apparently it works out at a about £1 million a year...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take your own lunches to work! "

This saves me a fortune!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As the pound falls faster than an escorts knickers and the price of condoms gets ever stiffer we thought it may help if we share some money saving tips.

Here's one...Oral b electric tooth brush heads are expensive to replace! Amazon are selling comparable replacements 4 heads £2.50 free postage!

Who's next with a tip!"

Get Martin Lewis Money Saving Tips - Google it and sign up to email. He covers everything you can possibly think of from pot hole claims to tax refunds for washing your work uniform

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Save on expensive joints of meat AND soap powder bills by popping your dirty laundry round to mums at 3pm on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when calling customer services choose an option where the company know they will lose money, like cancellations. they will put you through instantly.

Oh I like that! Great tip

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"If you are cold in bed a fleece blanket under the duvet makes a huge difference or a sheepskin rug on top...

using a fleece or fur as the bottom blanket (over your sheet) can make your bed nice and cosy too, hmm luxury."

Use a big fleece and fold it in half like a sleeping bag in your bed...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Run your tax via an offshore company in Panama

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."

We?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Get Martin Lewis Money Saving Tips - Google it and sign up to email. He covers everything you can possibly think of from pot hole claims to tax refunds for washing your work uniform

That's the one, The Money Saving Expert

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I sold the same homing pigeon 23 times

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

The penny a day works out at @£13 per week.

I gave up my morning latte last year & used the money for my brothers wedding (hotel, new outfits & shoes x 3, haircuts etc).

We save £2 coins. It took me 3.5 yrs but took the kids to Greece last summer.

So far we've bought an air tent, a porch & a cadac for camping (using some Xmas money too) & we're off to Tenerife in the summer.

Bulk cook - if the oven's on you might as well fill it - & freeze.

JG x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Don't drink alcohol, eat chocolate or get takeaways.

Works for me

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Run your tax via an offshore company in Panama

Have a Swiss bank account too

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I sold the same homing pigeon 23 times

Haha that made me laugh

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Be born monarch and live on state handouts.

£350m for the NHS? No, let's buy the Queen some new curtains!

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By *anmjmosesMan over a year ago

Northampton

There's saving money.... And there's some real cheap ass mofos out there! Loooool

Money saving tip - work over time at work - save on energy bills... And get paid doing it.

Money saving tip - know what your "must haves" and your "would be nice to have" are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are cold in bed a fleece blanket under the duvet makes a huge difference or a sheepskin rug on top...

using a fleece or fur as the bottom blanket (over your sheet) can make your bed nice and cosy too, hmm luxury.

Use a big fleece and fold it in half like a sleeping bag in your bed...

ooh gonna try that with my fake fur blanket tonight.

when i was ill the other week i fell asleep wrapped in that blanket on a massive bean bag, it was lovely. they should make bean bag mattresses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you live in London, using contactless is cheaper than using oyster, Google it

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

If you're a multinational corporation, just pay no tax and see how long you can get away with it

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you're a multinational corporation, just pay no tax and see how long you can get away with it

Forever cos you 'employ' those who make or interpret the rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always poop at work - you save on toilet paper and you are getting paid for it."

Love this one

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"Be born monarch and live on state handouts.

£350m for the NHS? No, let's buy the Queen some new curtains!

Boom...and there it is...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

You must have a very strong signal then... the BT Broadband router Which is quite typical in design costs just over £6 a year to leave switched on 24/7, I use a virgin cable modem and use my own wifi router, my running costs for both work out at under £13 per year."
It was a quote from the daily telegraphs power saveing page on line dated from last week, if the bt router costs just £6 a year to have on I,m not sure of the kind of routers their talking about in the telegraph.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies, buy packs of cheap knickers, wear them for one day and them sell them...

You sell the knickers for more than you paid for them, at the the same time you are saving water, electricity and washing powder...

Win win...

This is my favourite idea

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

" I use a virgin cable modem and use my own wifi router, my running costs for both work out at under £13 per year."

Hark at Lord la de dah spunking 3.5p a day on leaving the blinky LEDs on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't buy stuff

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Go and live on an island somewhere

...oh, wait a mo', we already do...

Hmmm."
The worlds biggest Island.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I sold the same homing pigeon 23 times

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Save money on expensive binoculars by standing closer to the object you wish to view"
I wish I had thought of this before...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go and live on an island somewhere

...oh, wait a mo', we already do...

Hmmm.The worlds biggest Island.

He lives in Greenland then??

...

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By *rp861Man over a year ago

Notts

"Be born monarch and live on state handouts.

£350m for the NHS? No, let's buy the Queen some new curtains!

Boom...and there it is...

The refurbishments on buckingham palace are estimated to cost 300 million

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers going whenever you park on double yellows."
I,ve got visions of the traffic warden arms flaying everywhere muttering I,ll get him I,ll get him..

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By *riendly FiresCouple over a year ago

Beverley

"One which is relevant to swingers - stop booking your hotel rooms through travel agencies!

Or free cooked breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be born monarch and live on state handouts.

£350m for the NHS? No, let's buy the Queen some new curtains!

Boom...and there it is...

The refurbishments on buckingham palace are estimated to cost 300 million*

Over 10 years though so it's fine.

*Prices are subject to change and may go up or down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know if these work in the U.K. But they work in the USA....

Whenever I order something online , I always call when it arrives and say it's missing a part. They usually ship me another one free of charges. So I use the second one as a gift for someone. I did this during Christmas with Alexa from Amazon.

When I go out with a lady friend and there is candle with a flame on our table , after 2-3 drinks I tell her to burn a tip of her hair enough so people can see it. Usually the manager will buy all or drinks for free all night. But we always tip the wait staff very big .

If you go to a restaurant and if the waiter/waitress doesn't ask if anyone has a peanut allergy . Always order the Thai salad with your meal. Then once you started eating tell the manager you are allergic to peanuts and you didn't know the salad contained nuts. You will get half or the whole meal for free. Just make sure you tip the wait staff big like $100-150.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Go and live on an island somewhere

...oh, wait a mo', we already do...

Hmmm.The worlds biggest Island.

He lives in Greenland then??

...

xx"
Its an education comeing here..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Using premium fuel on longer journeys, especially motorways, gives more mpg so its actually cheaper in the long run (have proved this with both diesel and petrol vehicles especially performance ones)...

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Rather than spend money at Uberkinky simply fill a smarties tube with angry wasps for an inexpensive and handbag friendly vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Dont spent out on costly porcelin. Half an egg shell painted white. Makes a less expensive urinal for your male pet hamsters.

2, change expensive rowing oars by glueing tennis rackets to the end of a broom stick. This also makes rowing a lot easier.

Have you considered using stale bread as a tea coaster?

if the tea spills you can eat the bread as a tasty tea flavoured snack also.

It's winning all around.

don't have kids is my next tip.

You can always try and put them back."

The fuckers keep coming back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you live in London, using contactless is cheaper than using oyster, Google it "

Is it really? Wow I'm definitely gonna be having a look on Google as I thought it was the other way round! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy furniture.

You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life.

Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled.

Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug.

Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you."

I am Jack's liver...

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a better paid job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Using premium fuel on longer journeys, especially motorways, gives more mpg so its actually cheaper in the long run (have proved this with both diesel and petrol vehicles especially performance ones)...

xx"

Also don't put in more fuel than you think need, carrying excess weight lowers mpg too...

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Have chickens if you can.... eggs and meat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go and live on an island somewhere

...oh, wait a mo', we already do...

Hmmm.The worlds biggest Island.

He lives in Greenland then??

...

xxIts an education comeing here..

Used to think it was Australia but that's classed as a continent...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"I don't know if these work in the U.K. But they work in the USA....

"
From Amazon I ordered two packs of good quality AA size batterys that had been reduced in price in the post I recieved one pack of AA batterys and one pack of AAA batterys I contacted them afterwards and they casually said if your not happy with the AAA batterys just send them back well quite Innocently I said I,d keep them they were happy with this I was even happier a short time later because I recieved another pack of batterys from them and this time they were AA,s no more was said my first ever Items from Amazon to it was certainly a lucky win win win occasion one you never forget.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I posted this on another thread,365 penny challenge.

Everyday put pennies in a jar,so on day 1 you put a penny in,day 2 two pence in jar,day 100 a pound.you get the idea,apparently saves over £600 for year.

I started this new years day.

Miss"

You realise that by doing this stupidity you actually lose money right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you live in London, using contactless is cheaper than using oyster, Google it "

I always use Contactless, I thought it was the same as oyster. I think they cap it at a weekly bus pass from Sunday to Monday though; not sure about the travel card.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a better paid job "

And move back in with your parents.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"If you live in London, using contactless is cheaper than using oyster, Google it

I always use Contactless, I thought it was the same as oyster. I think they cap it at a weekly bus pass from Sunday to Monday though; not sure about the travel card. "

I thought oyster was the same as contactless too.

If you're a student with a railcard, they'll also set your oyster card to discount your tube and train journeys' - which contactless wouldn't achieve.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

"I don't know if these work in the U.K. But they work in the USA....

It's called "Money saving ideas" not "How to get a criminal record and fuck up the rest of your live to save a little bit of money"

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Ive got countless rural "money saving tips", but I'm not sure that they work for townfolk.

NB - Those squirrels....you can eat them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know if these work in the U.K. But they work in the USA....

It's called "Money saving ideas" not "How to get a criminal record and fuck up the rest of your live to save a little bit of money"

There is nothing criminal about what I just posted... it's called great customer service....

Ohh and don't repeat this a same restaurants and pubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

I like this guy.... my pound notes are going in the crapper... I'm dumping all my real estate holdings in the England ... I'm buying large plots of land in donegal Ireland and starting a hippie commune. I'll grow magic mushrooms and cannibus and use all the sheep shit as fertilizer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

*books place in imaginary commune*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An angry wasp in a cigar tube makes a cost effective vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

*books place in imaginary commune*"

Pack your Wellies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

save money by supergluing it to walls, you'll end up very rich...forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

*books place in imaginary commune*

Pack your Wellies "

i don't mind barefoot outside, even if it's muddy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

*books place in imaginary commune*

Pack your Wellies

i don't mind barefoot outside, even if it's muddy.

I don't think I have ever been outside bare feet in my life....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been doing this and when I got a £1 Ii knock it off a day when I'm supposed to be paying £3.. Working well so far ... mustn't dip in .. That's my NY resolution

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swap all your £ for $ and €, then vote for brexit

*books place in imaginary commune*

Pack your Wellies

i don't mind barefoot outside, even if it's muddy.

I don't think I have ever been outside bare feet in my life...."

it's nice, if you like not wearing shoes. i even go to the shop without them on sometimes, if i have a day out of town my shoes are off asap.

try grass first, natural things feel better than roads. have a good squish of things between your toes when you can too, like wet sand or mud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

save money on shoes by going barefoot whenever you can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't watch live TV watch an hour later on catch up lot cheaper ....

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By *ysnomiaMan over a year ago

Preston

"I don't know if these work in the U.K. But they work in the USA....

---*SNIP*---

It's called "Money saving ideas" not "How to get a criminal record and fuck up the rest of your live to save a little bit of money"

There is nothing criminal about what I just posted... it's called great customer service....

Ohh and don't repeat this a same restaurants and pubs

Its not called 'great' customer service, Its recieving customer service for douchey behavior.

It might not be criminal, but its a little bit fookin shadey!

So my money saving tip is to all small business owners, and its keep their eyes peeled for you.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"...try grass first... have a good squish of things between your toes when you can too, like dog shit... "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One for the ladies.....don't waste money on expensive vibrators,make your own by catching some bees n placing them in an empty cigar tube.

Give it a shake to get them buzzing for that full power feeling!

Shamelessly stolen from Viz top tips!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spend your money just make sure you have a good pension plan, enjoy life, no point being the richest guy in the graveyard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barter for goods

,farm your garden,

grow your own food ,

drink water from your own butt.

..Make your own fertiliser

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