10 days

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Until my birthday,you all best get planning your time off for my surprise party hadn't you.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HB in advance

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Until my birthday,you all best get planning your time off for my surprise party hadn't you.

How old will you be!

*trying to catch you out here, answer carefully.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right no one tell him about the party

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I'll be washing my hair/taking the dog to the vet/having a wank*

Delete as appropriate

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The surprise part is that OP isn't invited

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh thank god, I thought it was gonna be another Xmas thread!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I better order that bouncy castle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you be wearing your birthday suit OP?