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Woman Teaching Classes for men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sun,May30, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 4 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Tumble dryer , line in Summer - How to dry washing
Step by Step, Practical demonstrations,pegs provided.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Cleaning the sink after having.Due to the difficulty of this class only men who have completed the level one putting the toilet seat down are allowed to enroll.
Meets 12 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a fit woman 20 years younger than your wife without commenting?
Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a cotton bud and the closet thing to hand when cleaning ears.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Food...does it need to be stored in the fridge to prevent spoilage.
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to remember the visit to friends we arranged 4 weeks ago.
Advanced class only. Participants must have passed the how to remember your mother is visiting tomorrow class.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath be rinsed out after football/rugby training?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--We have an NHS dont moan at me for 3 weeks that you are ill - USE IT!
Three night s; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Why women need to remember things.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to drive without picking your nose
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Why we need to eat fruit and veg other than on kebabs
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself for YOUR families birthday and Xmas presents ,and not phone your partner in a panic when she has already bought and wrapped them...again
Meets 14 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"i see the ladies approve
As for the bitchy comment...i only edited an earlier thread.
Private, so many reasons  "
lovin it.
i'll let you into a secret,night classes are not needed.
guys already know all this stuff.
we just dont let on,
so females can feel useful. |
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"i see the ladies approve
As for the bitchy comment...i only edited an earlier thread.
Private, so many reasons
lovin it.
i'll let you into a secret,night classes are not needed.
guys already know all this stuff.
we just dont let on,
so females can feel useful. "
bugger,you mean kev actually knows how to use the washing machine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh i see if a woman posts something like this its ok.
but when a man does it he is a pig!
a man did post this, i just made it better "
never satisfied.typical |
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By (user no longer on site)
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bugger,you mean kev actually knows how to use the washing machine "
thats easy.
bend her over, part her legs slightly, slip inside her and bang away until you've had your fill.
or she's been filled
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can i just add you should never put a cotton bud in the ear - even says so on the packaging - nothing smaller than ya elbow in your ear!! so think that week should be scrapped on health and safety grounds!  |
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"can i just add you should never put a cotton bud in the ear - even says so on the packaging - nothing smaller than ya elbow in your ear!! so think that week should be scrapped on health and safety grounds! "
Good point, but its still better than car keys! *shudders* |
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