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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At a cash and carry car park
So it was you who sucked me off in the Aldi car park 
*Flings handbag over shoulder and makes a dash for the exit*"
Hampstead Heath at 12:30 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was visiting Uranus
When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet
Whilst counting penguins in Katmandu 
I never ducked that penguin  "
He was one quick penguin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was visiting Uranus
When I asked you what colour the sky was on your planet
Whilst counting penguins in Katmandu
I never ducked that penguin "
I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won |
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"I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won "
In A&E after he crushed his balls with a big weight thingy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to remember it been at the World Planking Championships. Unfortunately he was disqualified for undressing before his attempt. Fortunately that meant I won
In A&E after he crushed his balls with a big weight thingy"
It's come close a few times... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking my assss!!!
Bitch.
Suck my balls
So you're the sort of fella they were talking about in the other thread...
Wot thread?"
Don't bend down when DJs around
Or you might get his penis up your arse |
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"In the ruins of a Maya city in the jungles of Guatemala with just Lara Croft for company
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In Antarctica!
We desperately wanted to shag but when I tried to give you a bj your cock froze and broke off in my mouth! True story! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work 
Smart arse
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty ...."
You must call.into me next time
For your eyes only.another in my bed 10 mins |
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"In the ruins of a Maya city in the jungles of Guatemala with just Lara Croft for company
In Antarctica!
We desperately wanted to shag but when I tried to give you a bj your cock froze and broke off in my mouth! True story! "
(drowning in a pool of his own tears) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking my assss!!!
Bitch.
Suck my balls
So you're the sort of fella they were talking about in the other thread...
Wot thread?"
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/590397 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty ....
You must call.into me next time
For your eyes only.another in my bed 10 mins "
Can we make it all three in mine. I need to address my bucket list before I turn back onto a frog |
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"Licking my assss!!!
Bitch.
Suck my balls
So you're the sort of fella they were talking about in the other thread...
Wot thread?
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/590397"
Ah well, I leave the verdict to your judgement and discretion |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"In his my own head.
Frequently. Can't get rid of the fucker."
Sat in the next chair as a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking |
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!"
At my local police station! She's a notorious Lib Stalker - I was the arresting officer!
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"In the library. They were looking for books on How to cure gonorrhea with herbal remedies. "
She was my governess. Instructed me in ancient and modern languages, the sciences and the arts of love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!"
So it's a stalking competition you want is it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it "
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the library. They were looking for books on How to cure gonorrhea with herbal remedies.
She was my governess. Instructed me in ancient and modern languages, the sciences and the arts of love. "
You learn well, my little man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things "
This doesn't look good does it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things "
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips "
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information "
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information "
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol"
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream... "
Walkie talkies at the ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready."
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol?"
it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string..."
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill "
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string...
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string. "
Ah, but you don't know where I am now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string...
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string.
Ah, but you don't know where I am now "
In a town called malice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy "
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string...
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string.
Ah, but you don't know where I am now "
You're 50 miles as the crow flies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times "
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string...
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string.
Ah, but you don't know where I am now
You're 50 miles as the crow flies."
Bugger, I forgot to change my fab location. You lulled me with forum discussion to induce a stalker 101 error  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
We could be the stalking dream team. You with your Google-fu and me creeping around bushes, dressed like a ninja and covered in camouflage cream...
Walkie talkies at the ready.
Or two empty soup tins and a long piece of string...
It would have to be a bloody long piece of string.
Ah, but you don't know where I am now
You're 50 miles as the crow flies.
Bugger, I forgot to change my fab location. You lulled me with forum discussion to induce a stalker 101 error "
Too slow.n |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days. "
I nearly worked there ;-o  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days.
I nearly worked there ;-o "
You would have been out of a job by the 90s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days.
I nearly worked there ;-o
You would have been out of a job by the 90s"
I'd set up my own business by then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days.
I nearly worked there ;-o
You would have been out of a job by the 90s
I'd set up my own business by then"
Brewing beer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bed in 10 mins
But you're at work
Smart arse
I think the word you're looking for is 'observant'. Or 'stalky' I guess
I'm a great stalker.
Ask Lib!
So it's a stalking competition you want is it
Believe me, you will not fucking win. I've found out what occupations and places my long term lover has had and been to. Which agency he's worked for, which people he has worked with and which events he has been to. And another long term partner I have tracked down his employer, his school, his broadband supplier and where he goes to the theatre, amongst other things
Well in that case I think we need to share a pot of tea and swap tips
It's really quite surprising what Google comes up with, with just a small amount of information
Romford Brewery over a barrel of Skol
The smell of that brewery used to make me feel ill, as a child. Thankfully, it's closed now and just a shopping centre. What's skol? it was the lager, the smell of which, made you feel ill
The smell of hops fermenting is gaggy
I can imagine. Used to brew home brew in the airing cupboard and it was bauffing at times
I hated going shopping with my mum on brewing days.
I nearly worked there ;-o
You would have been out of a job by the 90s
I'd set up my own business by then
Brewing beer?"
Nope selling dodgy snake oil |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"In jail, after you got arrested for trying to sell puppies illegally. "
Met him in the showers, while he is doing time in jail, for buying some puppies.
How he ended up in a body bag I don't know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In belmarsh
i met dath in the veg section of Waitrose.. both eyeing up cucumbers
But you walked off with an aubergine
Artists Lane after midnight"
You're the stalker!!! Bonus points for which property |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met all of the above posters at work!!!
I'm the receptionist for the travelling GUM clinic Mrs blue eyes "
She was working the hire wire act in Billy Smarts circus.
Never wore any knickers... |
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