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Ask a person on the thread one question and one question only,
In pm or on here and that person either asks the same question back or asks one of their own,
Everyone in raise your hand/ and say aye
aye
(A bit late I know but it might carry on in the morning) |
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over a year ago
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"Ask a person on the thread one question and one question only,
In pm or on here and that person either asks the same question back or asks one of their own,
Everyone in raise your hand/ and say aye
aye
(A bit late I know but it might carry on in the morning)"
Does the person have to answer the question? The assumption is yes but you don't make it clear.*
*yes, I am annoying. |
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"Ask a person on the thread one question and one question only,
In pm or on here and that person either asks the same question back or asks one of their own,
Everyone in raise your hand/ and say aye
aye
(A bit late I know but it might carry on in the morning)
Does the person have to answer the question? The assumption is yes but you don't make it clear.*
*yes, I am annoying."
That's a good point. I've already answered one  |
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"Aye.
Can we drop the questions about the monkey, the penguin and the candle though?
No.
Do you fuck on your first date?"
Spoil sport. I was all ready and lined up with a car related joke there 
Yes. Of course. No point messing around. I love it up me  |
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin? 
Oh shit! Can I pm you it?? "
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be |
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be "
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now  |
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now "
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now "
Does your Dad own a brewery? |
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?"
No. he just smells like one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one "
Bugger that then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then"
Oh god no. He's straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight "
Have you ever vomited in the street? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?"
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice "
Woman after my own heart  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
Woman after my own heart "
The second time was more 'on top' of a hedge. A very nice wide privet hedge. I woke damp with dew and the hedge was... this is where it gets technical; fucked.
It was crushed.
I drove past that hedge every day for the next few years, willing it to recover  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice "
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee "
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive "
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
What you aye ing to?
Are we not sposed to say aye if we're in  "
I thought we had to say something to the poster above. Although I forgot what, cos I'm d*unk and have a bad memory at the best of times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up. "
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?"
Are you a bloody Jedi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?"
No WitchDoctot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up.
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip."
Are you saying that people piss in my hedge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?
No WitchDoctot "
What's a Doctot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the honest truth is the best way to make friends because lies will always bite back in the end... "
Unless you tell your friend her arse looks huge in that dress. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up.
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip.
Are you saying that people piss in my hedge? "
Hedges seem to be popular for that kind of thing. Might have been crushed of course by said pisser then collapse and plummet through the hedge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?
No WitchDoctot
What's a Doctot? "
Your d*unk and I'm not and never he was a witchdocdot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up.
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip.
Are you saying that people piss in my hedge? "
I may have done, is it half way between the pub and my house? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?
No WitchDoctot
What's a Doctot? "
A small doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm d*unk by the way and I tell the truth when I'm d*unk."
Oh, now I really want to think of a question to ask you but it's late and I can't think of anything interesting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm d*unk by the way and I tell the truth when I'm d*unk.
Oh, now I really want to think of a question to ask you but it's late and I can't think of anything interesting "
You can do it. Think REALLY hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up.
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip.
Are you saying that people piss in my hedge?
I may have done, is it half way between the pub and my house? "
Just a tad further. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?
No WitchDoctot
What's a Doctot?
A small doctor "
A wee GP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye
And my question is to SinningAngel.
On a scale of Gabriel to Lucifer what is your worst sin?
Oh shit! Can I pm you it??
Of course you can. Jeez. How bad is this going to be
It's bad. I asked the same question once. I'm damaged goods now
Does your Dad own a brewery?
No. he just smells like one
Bugger that then
Oh god no. He's straight
Have you ever vomited in the street?
Yep. Fell asleep in a hedge too. Twice
I fell asleep in a hedge once on NYE. Minus 3. Good job they found me. I only went for a wee
What would we do without hedges eh?
I found a dead fox under mine a few years ago. It was hilarious listening to the two council workers bickering over who was going to pick it up.
Probably died of ammonia poisoning while minding it's own business trying to have a kip.
Are you saying that people piss in my hedge?
Hedges seem to be popular for that kind of thing. Might have been crushed of course by said pisser then collapse and plummet through the hedge."
My hedges are mahoosive too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aye
Can I feel your tits?
Oh go on then.be gentle they're sensitive
Do you squirm without them being touched just feeling the energy exchange between the hands and the tits?
Are you a bloody Jedi?
No WitchDoctot
What's a Doctot?
A small doctor
A wee GP. "
No wee PP |
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over a year ago
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to. "
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya. |
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"Is it too late to say aye
No.you've a nice arse so you can say it when ya want
Thank you me lady "
You're profile states professional...but in what field are you? |
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"Is it too late to say aye
No.you've a nice arse so you can say it when ya want
Thank you me lady
You're profile states professional...but in what field are you? "
Hello. I tried to mail you privately but not feasible. |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya. "
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness? |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness? "
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too  |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness?
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too "
Roll mops are lovely |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness?
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too "
Those things are vile. |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness?
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too
Roll mops are lovely "
No they aren't, they're vile. |
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness?
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too
Roll mops are lovely
No they aren't, they're vile. "
Ewwww cannot do anything fishy, but lobsters and white wine are a treat
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"Question for Bad Nanna. Can you drive and choose not too or have you never driven a vee-hickle?
I can drive and choose not to.
Furry snuff. Ask me one back. Go on. I dare ya.
Did you ever eat something you hated, out of politeness?
God yes. Roll mop herring. Ansolutely disgusting but it was at a posh do and the hosts were very gracious. I also had to drink several toasts with the local hooch. I think I ended up in a hedge that night too
Roll mops are lovely "
Baulk, baulk |
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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago
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"This sounds dangerous/fun. We are in then
What is the funniest thing that ever happened during sex?"
Well that easy, it's a fart. It did ruining the sex for that day but lucky enough it was only between us 2 |
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"This sounds dangerous/fun. We are in then
What is the funniest thing that ever happened during sex?
Well that easy, it's a fart. It did ruining the sex for that day but lucky enough it was only between us 2"
I once had really d*unk sex...like totally hammered...abd the only snippet i recall is a huge fart happening and loads of laughing.....nothing else remembered |
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