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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its Karaoke time here in Chat 45

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

** backs out quietly **

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"** backs out quietly **"

No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I miss 1 to 44

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"** backs out quietly **

No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please "

...perv

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

There aren't enough men

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Did I miss 1 to 44 "

I missed 1 - 43

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"** backs out quietly **"

Don't you dare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its Karaoke time here in Chat 45

Hahahaha!! Even if I was totally and utterly pissed, I still wouldn't join in! But happy to sit back and watch!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

"There aren't enough men

maybe 1 half

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Welcome everyone

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Did I miss 1 to 44 "

Yes Jo your a little late

But more than welcome to join us now

I'd give you my traditional welcome of

Show my your arse

But I've seen you with it out once or twice already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"** backs out quietly **

Don't you dare

Oh you're coming with me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I miss 1 to 44 "

A little, just means you gotta catch up in 45

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"** backs out quietly **

No turn and walk Out so I can watch your arse as you leave please

...perv"

Yes but everyone already knows that about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To hear me singing, you must use the link I put in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this still a bbw thread

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx"

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"** backs out quietly **

Don't you dare

Oh you're coming with me...

In that case, I better get a hurry on

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Is this still a bbw thread

xx"

And their admirers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx"

nice colour kat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog "
. mwahhhhh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers "
. well yes them too xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat"
. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

[Removed by poster at 07/01/17 22:46:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill

Still here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was looking forward to singing as well

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"I was looking forward to singing as well

lol what were you planning on singing?

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple over a year ago

Kent

I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!!

B x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx"

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was looking forward to singing as well

lol what were you planning on singing? "

Doesn't matter now

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers "

Good I'm still allowed in then

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!!

B x

Hello

Miss busty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx"

Mmmmmm very hot lips they are too may I add

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By *ischief ManagedCouple over a year ago

manchester

"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!!

B x

helllooww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill

Still here

Gonna need some cheering up after that minor setback on the karaoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok....who stole my bloody sock .. .i only left for a min

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

Of course

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I also appear to have missed the previous ones!!!

B x

Well hello and good evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

"
. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog "

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out "

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Mmmmmm very hot lips they are too may I add

"
. thanks and sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like the karaoke is off due to circumstances I didn't know about. Talk about a buzzkill

Still here

Can't sing but love doing it hehee

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

Of course

Thank you

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x"

That's my good bad boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx"

looks good on pics too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

Aaargh dammit

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too"

I can't argue with that vixen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x"
. would you like a red lipped bj xx

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Wow

I pop out for 10 minutes and theres another thread.

That and a load of red hot new pics.

Loving it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

Aaargh dammit

sorry did I say something wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too"
. yeah xx

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx"

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too"

Hell yea it does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!"
. hehe you can stay xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

Aaargh dammit

sorry did I say something wrong"

Nope as you were

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxx"
thank you indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

"
. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx"

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)"

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor."
. I'm sure they would xx

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx"

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

"
. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok...worst chat up line ever????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)"
. thought you was singing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier "

I was only told about this when I came back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests). thought you was singing xx"

Its cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to have a little trill... and a big thrill

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx"

So you did sooty my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx

Only one way to find out

"
. oh believe me I would love it xx

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Ok...worst chat up line ever????"

Definately not said by me but surely it has to be " hiya faf?"

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok...worst chat up line ever????"

Excuse me have you got a plaster? I seem to have cut my knee when I fell for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok...worst chat up line ever????"

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx

So you did sooty my lovely "
. mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

I was only told about this when I came back"

You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!"

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...worst chat up line ever????"

"Was expecting to see a fat bird in here but there isn't!" Fairly sure there was a compliment in there somewhere!

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx

Only one way to find out

. oh believe me I would love it xx"

As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx

So you did sooty my lovely . mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx"

And what a way to refresh it

I'm a little weak at the knees now x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening. How is everyone?

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Damn phone I meant Bushby obviously x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests). thought you was singing xx

Its cancelled"
. oh ok I cant sing but always do around the house and in the car xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok...worst chat up line ever????"

I've got a good one:

"Omg You make my gf look like dog shit, how am I supposed to fuck her now"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx

Only one way to find out

. oh believe me I would love it xx

As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X"
. don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol"
. hehe xx

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx

Only one way to find out

. oh believe me I would love it xx

As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X. don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx"

I'll do a quick u turn at the next opportunity and just have to perv instead haha xx

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

I was only told about this when I came back

You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter "

Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?"

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?"

Never work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this still a bbw thread

And their admirers

Good I'm still allowed in then

I'm still waiting for you to get your arse

out

I don't have one..::I'll take a picture soon though I promise x. would you like a red lipped bj xx

Of course I'd be a fool to turn that down!. hehe you can stay xxxthank you indeed

. oh its my pleasure I like your pants xx

Cheesy chat up line warning....

They'd look better on your bedroom floor.. I'm sure they would xx

Only one way to find out

. oh believe me I would love it xx

As would I.... searching quick routes to Bushey now haha! X. don't think the hubby would allow it sorry xx

I'll do a quick u turn at the next opportunity and just have to perv instead haha xx"
. perv away xx

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise! "

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

Never work

Now I know why I can never pull! Haha

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?"

Certain ones work on me but it does depend on the delivery of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

I was only told about this when I came back

You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter

Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside"

All set then

Get unzipping this pants for devilish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

Hehee

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx"

Sweet dreams Kat

I'll have hopefully have recovered from your last snog by the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)"

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

Oooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

I was only told about this when I came back

You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter

Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside

All set then

Get unzipping this pants for devilish "

That I shall but I'm sure devilish upped the off with a nipple suck along with the Krispy cremes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

Awwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines"

Me neither, not in real life anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)"

Nope!! Well unless having the blindingly obvious pointed out counts, for example, "fucking hell, you're tall!" Always a winner!

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines"

Makes 2 of us then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx"

Missed it would you kindly do it again for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone needs me, I'll be here in my special chair.

(Sits down in his chair to watch everyone, fingers drumming on the arm rests)

Your only really sitting down to await your bj

Hope you've remembered to buy the Krispy cremes while you were out earlier

I was only told about this when I came back

You own a Tardis I'm sure you can resolve the matter

Luckily I have some in my pockets as they are bigger on the inside

All set then

Get unzipping this pants for devilish

That I shall but I'm sure devilish upped the off with a nipple suck along with the Krispy cremes"

I mean offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

Oooooooo

Hoping you approve?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Makes 2 of us then."

I've never chatted up anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol"

Ooohh

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx"
nighttttt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

Cor Kat those red lips are luscious gis a snog

Oh god

yes please give curvy a snog

Ahem

Down boy!

I bloody can't now

You may have to

She's seems to have rejected my advances

. no I give you a big mwahhhhhhh ages ago xx

So you did sooty my lovely . mwahhhhhhhhhh memory refreshed xx

And what a way to refresh it

I'm a little weak at the knees now x "

Mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx"

Night gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol

Ooohh

thats what they all say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right you lovely lot I'm off to bed night night sweet dreams mwahhhhh and boobie hugs xx

Sweet dreams Kat

I'll have hopefully have recovered from your last snog by the morning "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Makes 2 of us then.

I've never chatted up anyone"

Yes you have...you just wasn't probably aware of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines"

Get your coat you've pulled love!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xxx"

Mwaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Makes 2 of us then.

I've never chatted up anyone

Yes you have...you just wasn't probably aware of it

Yeah. I meant whenever I went out in the past

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Get your coat you've pulled love!

dont need a coat, it be warm enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true "

i can honestly say i havent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Get your coat you've pulled love!

Wanna borrow me phone and call your mum to see if you can sleepover xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

i can honestly say i havent"

Me either

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening. How is everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

i can honestly say i havent"

Me either. In my younger on the pull days, I was just d*unk so it just happened and these days, well these days, I don't go anywhere to get chatted up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Me neither, not in real life anyway"

Hey there I'm an underwear inspector, very sorry but you need to come with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Makes 2 of us then.

I've never chatted up anyone

Yes you have...you just wasn't probably aware of it

Yeah. I meant whenever I went out in the past"

I used to work in a very male dominated environment and hear all sorts of bills on a daily basis about women lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

i can honestly say i havent

Me either

Whenever I've been on nights out with work, I've never once been chatted up or chatted up anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

Oooooooo

Hoping you approve?! "

Damn right I do naughty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol

Ooohh

thats what they all say

Is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

Oooooooo

Hoping you approve?!

Damn right I do naughty

Night made

hehehehe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Get your coat you've pulled love!

dont need a coat, it be warm enough

Then let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Get your coat you've pulled love!

dont need a coat, it be warm enough

Then let's go

only if im not stepping on anyones toes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love cheesy chat up lines . If you can make me laugh you're one step closer to getting me into bed

Mrs

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By *annylickerMan over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have red lips for you Mr fretter xx

nice colour kat. thanks some may say sluty I say I don't give a shit xx

i like wearing red lippy while giving a bj

. yep its good then when you look up into there eyes xx

looks good on pics too

Hell yea it does

you will have to buy a lady a suitable red then

I don't own red loopy, so I'm happy to have some brought for me or I can just wear a red top

lippy, not loopy!

I brought a red lippy purposley for that reason lol

Ooohh

thats what they all say

Is it

yeas thats the noise they make

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx "

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I hate to do this but its bedtime for me.

Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs.

4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown.

Nite all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

haha cheeky, but so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to love a cheesy chat up line, always love a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me.

Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs.

4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown.

Nite all x"

Night Kingperv

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

i can honestly say i havent

Me either

Welcome back by the way. I've got the krispy crèmes here ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only Lady o. This thread to ever get chatted up

That can't be true

i can honestly say i havent

Me either

Have we met? Turns you around lifts skirt slaps bottom

Very nice I don't believe we have, Faf

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me.

Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs.

4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown.

Nite all x

Night Kingperv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

haha cheeky, but so true

Me cheeky..never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've made some really good friends with my cheesy chat up lines but it definitely depends on who you're speaking to.

If the personalities match. Then, it works wonders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

haha cheeky, but so true

Me cheeky..never

ye ye dont believe you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

haha cheeky, but so true

Me cheeky..never

ye ye dont believe you lol"

I got plenty of cheek to go around and red lipstick

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I hate to do this but its bedtime for me.

Thanks for all the fun, chat, messages (a first for me on here), my fabs.

4 nights alone in hotels from tomorrow....plenty of time to get a firm hold of my pervy crown.

Nite all x"

Night Tee x

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx "

All admirers and buxom bars are welcome

If they get their arse out for Miss Curvy

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Got to love a cheesy chat up line, always love a good giggle

Phew another Buxom babe that's been cheated up

Lovely arse my dear lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chat 46 is ready

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple over a year ago

Kent

I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!!

Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I've made some really good friends with my cheesy chat up lines but it definitely depends on who you're speaking to.

If the personalities match. Then, it works wonders

Your cheesy lines worked on me pops

And if they didn't your sexy arse certainly did

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!!

Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk

It's my fault

I'm a gossip

And sexually insatiable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!!

Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk

Singing was cancelled x

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple over a year ago

Kent

"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!!

Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk

It's my fault

I'm a gossip

And sexually insatiable "

Oh my we sound a tad similar lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll just sit in the corner... singing is not my strongest point lol!!!!

Now wonder its on thread no 45555898 god you guys can talk

No need to worry about the singing as the karaoke is cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join, big fan of all natural xx

Welcome to the BBW nuthouse

haha cheeky, but so true

Me cheeky..never

ye ye dont believe you lol

I got plenty of cheek to go around and red lipstick

haha is that a sarcastic comment lpl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have any cheesy chat up lines ever worked?

Or does it depend who says them?

I don't think I've ever been party to a cheesy chat up line or otherwise!

Give over every woman must have heard some corkers.

Ive never had the nerve to say any, but Ive cracked up hearing them in nightclubs (a long time ago)

Ive never been chatted up so ive never heard any cheesy chat up lines

Makes 2 of us then.

I've never chatted up anyone

Yes you have...you just wasn't probably aware of it

Yeah. I meant whenever I went out in the past

I used to work in a very male dominated environment and hear all sorts of bills on a daily basis about women lol x

I bet hehe typical guys eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've made some really good friends with my cheesy chat up lines but it definitely depends on who you're speaking to.

If the personalities match. Then, it works wonders

Your cheesy lines worked on me pops

And if they didn't your sexy arse certainly did

Haha if only I knew. I'd have to trace all my forum posts from before to find my cheesiest ones. With regards to the arse, work in progress.

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