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I have found a Dildo

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stockings,Butt Plug and a lacey Baby doll in an Anne Summers bag on the Bus. The receipt was in the bag £126, some poor soul's night is now ruined. I have handed the Bag in at the depot but it got me thinking , if it was you who had left it by mistake ,would you ring the bus company to ask if it had been handed in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id have taken it back to the local Ann summers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What number bus was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Id have taken it back to the local Ann summers. "
I was nowhere near it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What number bus was it?

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The 69

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Yep, but would have said me mum left it on the bus

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I once left a crash helmet on the bus. The office was most amused when I picked it up.

If I'd spent that much on shopping I would definitely ring the lost property. It's not like the giant 'Ann Summers' on the side of the bag wasn't already a colossal giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What number bus was it?

The 69

Damn it.... hoisted by my own petard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

if it were me i'd ring then send Mark to collect it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Yep, but would have said me mum left it on the bus

Jim's mum?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Bollocks I've been looking for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When my grandson left his school bag on the bus I had to describe what was in it, even though his name was on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Id have taken it back to the local Ann summers. I was nowhere near it"

That's fine. I'm just saying what I would have done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For £126 worth of stuff you're damn right I'd swallow my embarrassment and phone the depot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What number bus was it?

The 69

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This happened to me once in Cambridge...

Found an Ann Summers bag on a park bench with a blow up doll, fighting cocks game, a sexy lacy number and a 'congratulations on your graduation' card inside, as well as a couple of other things..

I'm sorry but I took the whole lot; figured if they're at university in Cambridge, I'm sure they will soon recover financially!

Harry

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Yep, but would have said me mum left it on the bus

Jim's mum?"

No mine, she would be 97

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I would have done, OK it would give the guys and one or two girls something to talk about, but £125 worth of anything can't be just given away.