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46 years old and knackered
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I know! It drives me mad.
Okay, I'm a bit slow now and sometimes I forget my name, then there's the ED and the slobbering is a bit unattractive I'll grant you...
Sometimes I struggle to get my zimmer frame through the door as well.
But it's just not fair!! 
..and another thing.... what was I talking about?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"because they have the stamina and can keep up the pace!!!! now back to your zimmer and commode grampa x  "
Yes dear and can ya bring me slippers and coco please xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx
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i find quite a few younger lads dig a bit of 'daddy luv' so roll on 50 thats whay i say  |
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Life really began at 40 for me (him) even though I had been fortunate enough to lead an eventful life before that. Hitting 50 was no real bad thing either! he he. Im 52 in a little over a weeks time and having a ball  10 times the fun of when I was 21 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx
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omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx
omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer "
Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only ever date men in their 40's I don't know why I don't have a clue...
date?? what's one of them then?? "
Summat ya eat at Christmas aint it?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx
omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer
Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx "
you also told me you were over 6ft tall yer ickle munchkin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do all the women want the 20+ young studs who who havent lost their sex drive like us oldies xx
omg are you 46, you told me you were 20 otherwise I wouldnt have shagged yer
Yeah and you promised me ya wouldnt use a strappon too so there xx
you also told me you were over 6ft tall yer ickle munchkin"
I will be later as ya know xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!
Sigh...too late!
G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense! "
A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring. |
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"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!
Sigh...too late!
G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!
A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring."
Awwww... you need to find your inner yoof Sass... embrace the silliness!  |
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"Well you have to admit, after the first couple which look funny, the rest just look like you are all copying and can't think of your own "jokes" "
To be honest I didn't think about it in that much depth... it was just a bit of a giggle on a Friday morning.
Still... they'll drop off the page soon enough now that the grown ups are here! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!
Sigh...too late!
G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!
A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring."
I believe you take this too seriously at times! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"* sigh *
Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really! 
It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.
*flutters eyelashes* "
Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile |
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"* sigh *
Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!
It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.
*flutters eyelashes*
Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile "
!!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!
Howzat? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"* sigh *
Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!
It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.
*flutters eyelashes*
Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile
!!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!
Howzat? "
No, you missed what I said tigger.....I said if DG had a cock I would smile.....not for the reasons you obviously thought |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.
If I put it against the table I can do the ruler thing as well... "
last i seen, it was more a first class stamp thing!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love older guys, I find that they know the limits of their stamina so put lots more effort into foreplay and oral sex and that's a good thing. I get bored with guys banging away for ages, so I don't mind if they can't do that for hours. |
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"* sigh *
Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!
It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.
*flutters eyelashes*
Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile "
*looks out strapon* |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"* sigh *
Oh come on Ruggers... you know you want to grin at me really!
It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! Life is too short for no nonsense.
*flutters eyelashes*
Fluttering eyelashes won't get you anywhere, women don't do it for me...now if you had a cock I might smile
*looks out strapon* "
don't forget your PANTIES **runs away and hides** |
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"But a nice bit of !!!!BOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! all the same.
If I put it against the table I can do the ruler thing as well...
last i seen, it was more a first class stamp thing!!! "
At least it's first class I suppose...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love older guys, I find that they know the limits of their stamina so put lots more effort into foreplay and oral sex and that's a good thing. I get bored with guys banging away for ages, so I don't mind if they can't do that for hours. "
with you on this one...find younger guys are full of enthusiasm and stamina but not so bothered on the rest...love older guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soapy, I bet you'll spawn a whole page of attention seeking copy cats with this thread!
Sigh...too late!
G'wan Sassy... you know you wanna join in the Friday morning nonsense!
A "joke" can go too far and it then looks like spamming and it's boring.
I believe you take this too seriously at times! "
Unlike some I'm not in desperate need to ingratiate myself.
I notice Rugby said the same as me but you chose to respond to mine: I wonder why that is?!! |
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